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indolentjellyfish

summer's coming so I made them some fancy little drinks

bisonwares

Showing off the Arapaima I made! (Pattern also made by me)

This was the test of the new pattern and I love her. 🎏💕

golden-stargazer

per my last reblog, I LOVE OCTOPUSES. they’re so cute and intelligent and unique

dingyhongy

REST IN PEACE ANOMALOCARIS, CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S ONLY BEEN 500 MILLION YEARS. MISSING YOU EVERY DAY

nenekonemo

Borzoi studies because I love my Borzoi oc

somethingusefulfromflorida

Weird Al Yankovic doesn't do albums anymore because the musical monoculture has evaporated. Even the most popular Top 40 hits exist within narrow niches nowadays, with very little overlap between fans of different genres. He says it's next to impossible to stay relevant with his parodies because by the time he's written and produced one everyone has moved on to something else. There aren't really any big summer songs that get played nationally, everyone just listens to their own curated playlists, so writing five or six parodies for an album would be an exercise in futility. He only does sporadic singles now, and that's a damn shame.

For this reason, I propose he return to his roots in the 70s, 80s, and 90s, and start parodying classic songs he never got around to back in the day. He could release a throwback album called "What Did I Miss?" to capitalize on nostalgia. Instead of chasing a moving goalpost, he can go after existing tentpoles, win-win, instant brand recognition, eternal relevancy.

crouchbearqrin

throwback to this adorable LAH moment (and the little pennyfarthing man)

"he's not dead though" to "he was alive" to "i don't want to look at his head"

darkestbrook

I hope they pirated Minecraft on those computers. I think Rocky would like it

meburgers

And you may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?”

eskzerek

@fweasel @rosa-centifolia

anonymousyellowlizard

dayman

cutecipher

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

taskhusbands

Taskmaster S06E01 Outtake

ilovecoelacanths

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks dont mine the deep’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning