I'm trash

I hate the human race as much as Cersei Lannister loves wine

[crimnatic]

186/∞  Criminal Minds Caps

[pagetbewbster]

doctor: you only have 1 minute and 39 seconds to live

me:

[fxandom-trash]

What TV has taught me:

Breaking Bad: It's easier to sell meth than it is to get affordable medical care.

Hannibal: If someone offers you free psychiatric help, it's probably best to say no.

Orange is the New Black: If your ex-girlfriend works for an international drug cartel, you should probably be nice to her.

House: Any small ailment means you are dying and lupus does not exist.

Game of Thrones: Everything you love will die.

Supernatural: Everything you love will die repeatedly.

Criminal Minds: Everything you love will be killed by a white male in his mid thirties.

Doctor Who: Everything you ever loved about this show will be destroyed by Steven Moffat.

[fxandom-trash]

Al: Say something nice about Colonel Mustang.

Ed:...His wife is nice.

Riza: Thank you Edward.

[softboying]

one of envy’s many Bad Decisions was to disguise themselves as mustang and try to trick riza. like… no offense lizardo but do your research.

envy (as mustang and in a very suprised voice): lIEUteNanT??? YOU?? DISOBEYEd?!

riza (pulls out her gun ): no offense but who the fuck are you

[daburupurei-blog]

GET TO KNOW ME: [05/10] Male Characters ↳ ★ ROY MUSTANG ★ | Fullmetal Alchemist |

[junmyeonpng]

Fullmetal Alchemist

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧  fma ladies ✧

[neku-sakuraba-deactivated201806]

no shade but no anime will be ever compare to fmab

[fancyharry]

when you’re Ross every year

[ianime0]

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood || Winry Rockbell

[ellenwipley]

kick me out of the fandom

[icameheretowinry]

Does Al realize how lucky he is that his dad happened to own a suit of armor?? In the moment, Ed picked the best item to bond his soul to based on what could make his life easiest. What if the armor hadn’t been there? Ed was bleeding out, he didn’t exactly have a lot of time to think about it. Like

“Hi. I’m Edward Elric the Fullmetal Alchemist. I saved my brother’s life my binding his soul in this side of the portal.”

*gestures to a desk lamp*

*Al’s voice* “Yo.”

[cringe-attacks]

dan is definitely that annoying person who constantly laughs at his own jokes

[nightlock]

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn’t be, and what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see? Share this quote

[rosetylecr]

I have no right. You have every right, you’re a king.

[fullerhimym-blog]

Cobie Smulders at Comic Con in Portugal. (09/12/16)

[keikomivra]

#ThankYouMisha ↳ misha with friends ♥