Mother flippin'.

This blog could be a dream come true, providing that's what you are in to. Here it is all dressed in snakeskin, now it's in the kitchen making love to your cake tin- oh no! Is the is the one you bake in?! I told you it was freaky, did you think I was faking? You think fashion's your friend, my friend, fashion is danger. Your beard is woven of heartache, and we'll drink for the lonely tonight, because this blog is the pretty prince of parties!

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Get yo shitty self promo off my post, rude

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Me. 

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I’m warning you Jemaine, she’s psycho!

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[trojannerdlady]

Jemaine: Bret…do you think it would be okay if Sally and I had the apartment to ourselves tonight?

Bret: Umm, I was gonna be working on my secret project. Jemaine: Your helmet that looks like your hair? Bret: Yes.

Jemaine: Well could you do that…tomorrow night? Bret: Well, it’s helmet hair night, man – not really. I mean, I’ve been thinking about it for ages. It’s on the board. You know about it. You said you were going to help, actually.”

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Jemaine sleeps with an Australian.

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[lyricman]

The humans are dead       The humans are dead The humans are dead       They look like they’re dead It had to be done       I just confirmed that they’re dead So that we could have fun       Affirmative. I poked one, it was dead

Robots (Flight of the Conchords)

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Hey! Hey hey hey! Yeah!

Fashion is Danger- FOTC