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As soon as Shane realized he was gay, that mf Locked In. He said, we need to get this relationship Sorted, hired a stylist, and showed up to All Stars weekend ready to lock down the best dicking he had ever gotten in his life. And it worked.

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I’m obsessed with the hotel bar scene because Shane is like fully flirting with Ilya the entire time and Ilya is too busy obsessively asking him if he’s still with Rose and trying to figure out if he’s entering his side hoe era or not

that scene cracks me up because you are sooo right their perspectives could not be more different 😂 shane is like WOW!!! I feel like a million-pound weight [the crushing burden of performing compulsory heterosexuality] has been lifted from my shoulders! I got myself a cute little outfit and I’m rolling up to the hotel bar to Get! My! Man! ilya meanwhile is like well the last time we made eye contact I was chewing on a hot woman’s ear and trying to communicate to you with my eyes that I hate you and don’t need you and have never needed you except then I went home alone that night and realized that I love you and I’ll die if I can’t have you so if you want me to crawl on my knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting I’ll do it and if you want to fuck around on your girlfriend? fiancée? fuck is she already your wife? then I’m here and ready to make that happen and we can drown in the guilt of that together baby I’ll do whatever it takes to be the millstone around your neck. each bringing a really different energy to drinking their respective corona without a lime

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