so this happened to me today
fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that
He’s not stealing, he’s robin
(Clasping your shoulder gently)
You’re right. And he looks like a real tit doing it too
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Stranger Things

@theartofmadeline
Game of Thrones Daily
noise dept.
Cosimo Galluzzi

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Today's Document
occasionally subtle
Keni

izzy's playlists!

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$LAYYYTER

shark vs the universe
styofa doing anything
Three Goblin Art
Jules of Nature
sheepfilms
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so this happened to me today
fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that
He’s not stealing, he’s robin
(Clasping your shoulder gently)
You’re right. And he looks like a real tit doing it too
Reblog if you're grateful for your internet friends
"the best way to screw jkr over is by making her characters queer!" actually. The best way to screw jkr over is to stop engaging with the property she still profits off of and read a different fucking book
I see an animol I name it
this unwise potion got me feeling unwise
work together to make a menorah! (turn your phone sideways)
candle🕯
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SHAMASH🕯
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verdict: UNKOSHER
Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+right, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired
Thank you for the intrusive thought to carry into my Excel training this afternoon.
When your pants tear, where do they usually give?
at the butt seam
at the knees
at the fastener (zipper, button, the elastic, whatever keeps the pants up)
somewhere else, please elaborate in the tags
I don't wear pants until they tear
Sharing this as I like to share when I find posts that explain exactly what it is like to be autistic in the way I have experienced it.
Transcription of Reddit post:
idiotista • 6h • Edited
"Buuut - you don't look autistic!"
It is super common to hear as a high masking woman.
Yeah, thanks I know, I dedicated like 45% of my entire life energy to blend in, energy I'd rather have spent on special interests, but I also do not want to get bullied out of every situation where I have to interact with NT people. And now in my forties I am so burnt out I can only spend a few hours a time pretending to be normal, or my brain starts frizzling, like the static of an old radio but with a burning, exhausting sensation.
But if I don't, people will find me too enthusiastic, too happy, to direct, too much, too much, too much.
I'm the dog and I am the leash both.
So you bet I put on my human costume everytime I have to interact with people. Thanks God my guy is autistic too, we can just be ourselves most of the time.
Source ~ Neurodivergent_Lou
Alt Text added to each image.
Note: these are different ways these can show up. They can also show up in a stereotypical way. If you've met one autistic, you've met one autistic.
REALLY
FUCKING ALL OF THEM??!?!?!!
🎶 workin' 9 to 5 🎶
Spin the wheel. This is now your highest stat.
How fucked are you?
This owns
Pretty good actually
I can make this work
Not thrilled...
This sucks
My life is over
The Coffeyville Daily Journal, Kansas, April 30, 1896
before neil banging out the tunes there was czar scraping the strings
i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
DICK CHENEY DIED
Okay, here's my idea:
The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.
Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.
And there's a perfect date for it coming up!
October 14th, 2066.
A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.
Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.
Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.
So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.
Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.
Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.
Plus, what an absolute baller move to announce your regnal name as William the Last.
the Final Bill
#William the Last smacks of Douglas Adams
I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present.