-Mags, you got mustard on my cape.
-Babe, you've got mustard on your face.
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-Mags, you got mustard on my cape.
-Babe, you've got mustard on your face.
snippet of the caitvi page i’m working on :^)
your cat was an honor to see in the window
superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman
Wait i can learn from my mistakes? Ohhhhh ok i was just using them to torment myself
no judgment but whose fucking hobby is "road conditions"
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after being mutuals for a certain time tumblr should give you a coupon for a free trip to hang out with them
the road OUT of hell is also paved with good intentions. That’s just kind of the main road we’ve got
People think hell can afford TWO roads? In this economy? You're taking the Good Intentions Highway both directions, mate.
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I SAW THIS & IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF @shrimp-bird
Pssst!
Live in the US?
Need to call your representative or senator, but nervous about making the phone call?
Do it at 2 am!
I'm not kidding. It will go to voice mail and you don't have to talk to a human person, and your call still counts!
Signed, someone with major phone anxiety who has pushed through it to do this several times now.
You've got this!
I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?
Don't become a housewife.
And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.
If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.
also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can