Fyonia Wings

The collaborating universes of Fyonia and Phoenix Wings.

[fyoniawings]

Lakai: I'm a hot disaster

Mera: Are you?

Lakai: Well I'm one of those things

Lakai:...

Lakai: I'm a disaster

[Later]

Lakai: And then Mera said 'sounds about right'

Jun: yeah that's fucked up

Jun: But I literally do not care

[fyoniawings]

Yui: "what's your favourite activity?"

Fara: "arson"

Lakai: "petting dogs"

[fyoniawings]

Everyone, except Belzex and Jun: *screaming, breaking stuff, fighting*

Jun: "I hate everyone in this room"

Belzex: *enters room*

Jun: "I hate almost everyone in this room"

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Lakai: "I have never once been a straight"

Fara: "What about your giant crush on my sister? Or Yui."

Lakai: "Fara we're /both/ pan"

Fara: "...that's fair"

[fyoniawings]

Hishimori: "I've never done anything wrong in my enitre life"

Alva: "I know this, and I love you."

Lakai, distantly: "YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT"

[fyoniawings]

Lakai: it'd great if my middle name started with an I

Alva: you don't have a middle name

Lakai: Yes I do its... uh...

Alva: Idiot.

Lakai: WHICH MAKES MY INITIALS

Lakai: LIT

Alva: No.

Alva: you're dead to me

Lakai: wait did you call me an idiot?!

[fyoniawings]

{super hero verse}

Belzex: now, say i'm shot

Alva: but you can't be hurt-

Belzex: say that Lakai is shot

Lakai: why me?!

Belzex: what do you do

Lakai: don't ignore me

Fara: I go home.

Jiki: fara no

Jun: hope he doesn't join me in ghost hell

Rakaishi: heal him.

Belzex: thank you rakaishi.

Lakai: MY HERO

Yui: then we avenge him

Yui: eye for an eye bitch

Belzex: yui no

Alva: yui yes

Hishimori: but why was lakai shot? who's shooting? should we call the cops?

Belzex: we- we're vigilantes- you know what never mind, dismissed.

Kato: but we just got here

[fyoniawings]

Lakai, mumbling: how much does it cost to have someone murdered

Alva: What the fuck

Yui: couple thousand

[universallynightstar]

yui: i thought i could squish lakai there, i really wanted to / lakai: why me / yui: cause you're always under me. like when we fuck / fara: ...right

The yuikai ship is real folks never stop believing in the fanon canon technically canon because we’re the writers

[fyoniawings]

Alva: [To lakai] SUCK A DICK

Hishimori: Alva that's gay

Alva: You're gay.

Alva: We are boyfriends.

Hishimori: [gasp] I am /bisexual./

Alva: ...

Alva: fair enough.

[fyoniawings]

Yui: Ah, I can't reach! Yo, can somebody help a homie out with this dress?

Fara and Lakai: I got it

Fara and Lakai: Fara: I said it first

Lakai: Not if I get there first, witch

Fara: You little-

Yui: Nevermind, Bel got it! Thanks anyways.

Fara and Lakai:

[fyoniawings]

Because I do things out of spite, I will shove this entire donut into my mouth. Fuck you

Jun, because Lakai dared her to play chubby bunny. 

[fyoniawings]

Hishimori: wow I sure love Alva

Lakai: NOT AS MUCH AS ME

Fara: I think Yui is great

Lakai: I THINK YUI IS BETTER THAN YOU THINK SHE IS

Fara: ....I love Jiki

Lakai: NO I LOVE JIKI

Hishimori: WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE SISIONI FAMILY

[fyoniawings]

Alva: They say you are what you eat but I don't remember eating a-

Alva: never mind.

Hishimori: Hey Alva,

Hishimori: Hey did you know, you're sort of a-

Alva: DO NOT.

[fyoniawings]

Jun keeps getting handed alcoholic drinks despite being a teenager so she just hands it over to Fara Axis or Yui whoever isn’t the designated driver. She used to hand it to Belzex too until she realized he was a light weight and spent the rest of the night being slept on by him with Kato taking all the pictures on her phone.

[faraandmera]

bassed off this

how could i not? well, @universallynightstar you said furiousfire so here they are. Ft. yui bc ye

[faraandmera]

fall flowers!

This took as long as fuel + 18 minutes of fuel part 2 Icon for my main.