Fyre Theory

Thoughts? And prayers for these psychological failures.

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Okay but Syrax was a dainty thing.

And yet queen girl still held her own against the street kid.

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There's something uniquely sacred about finding your soulmate in a friend rather than a lover.

And I adore the idea of Dunk and Egg being the love of each other's lives.

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His desperate, husky "Alys"

Her resigned "idiot"

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The dialogue is not any better from the previous seasons.

It's like the characters are always making declarations rather than actual conversations.

It's good for certain scenes but not all of them.

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Alicent is just doing so many things.

Woman just wants to retire but employment keeps finding her.

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Aemond practicing his swordplays inside his chambers is kind of giving "kid playing with his lightsaber toy in his bedroom".

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Myriah, Dyanna, and Betha saved that dynasty.

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Larys for Aegon.

Cole for Aemond.

Ormund for Daeron.

The Fathers Who Stepped Up.

(Did they do a great job? Nope. But they still did it.)

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Gwayne channeling his inner Alicent and giving his own "come with me" to Criston.

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Alicent's sons going through psychological hell.

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In another life, it was Ormund that 1x06 Alicent wrote to whenever she wanted to talk shit about someone.

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Really love what they've done with Ormund's character so far.

Him and 1x06 Alicent would've elevated the show to a whole new level.

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Just remembering Aerion was Prince of Dragonstone at one point.

That guy was too far in line to the throne to be acting the way he did.

And when he finally did reach the pay grade that could justify all of his lifetime bullshit, he drank wildfire.

Like Aerion, what the fuck, you were so close.

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Even in his death bed, Valarr would still be serving.

Not one disease can make that boy ugly.

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The "not even death can stop my serving" gene.

He got that from his Great Uncle Jace.

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Baelor being so offended Aegon wanted Aerion dead.

Love that man but he only had to deal with a bookworm, a sweetheart, and an attack dog who worshipped the ground Baelor walked on.

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That Valyrian snobbery just feels so intrinsic in Daemon.

They really hit the jackpot with Matt Smith.

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Daemon Targashian:

"Get your fucking ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days."