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@fyscorbus
Hatred toward Cho Chang and Lavender Brown and adoration toward Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape, a study in misogyny, sexism and double-standards by me.
#don’t you guys know? participating in genocide is totally more acceptable than having emotions over your first love dying
those tags are beautiful
Harry Potter Flower Crowns
Expelliarmus!
hp aesthetic → ravenclaw
PANTONE Hogwarts Houses
Harry and Hedwig <3
Rose: Everyone has a gay cousin
Albus Severus: I don't have a gay cousin
Rose: *looks at him knowingly*
Albus Severus: oh, right
James: *can't find Al in a crowd*
James: This calls for drastic measures
James: LOOK IT'S SCORPIUS MAL-
Albus: WHERE?!?
James: There he is.
James: I saw my brother without a shirt and I can tell you he has an 8-pack
James: He's totally shredded
Scorpius: ...
James: *whispering * Please, just snog him so he'll stop guilt-tripping and blackmailing me
Scorpius: Al, do you think I'm cursed?
Albus: Why would you think that?
Scorpius: Well, this is the third time this year a boyfriend of mine ends up in the hospital wing and breaks up with me immediately after that without any explanation.
Albus: ...
Albus: *sweats nervously* Nooo, I'm sure they just realized that they're not good enough for you.
Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Tell Me What My Brother’s Longing For
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Scorpius Malfoy/Albus Severus Potter Characters: Albus Severus Potter, James Sirius Potter, Scorpius Malfoy Additional Tags: Mirror of Erised, Secret Crush, oblivious Slytherins, Slytherin!Albus, good big brother James, Gryffindor!James, Slytherin!Scorpius
Summary:James discovered the Mirror Of Erised and wanted to put his theory of Albus’ heart’s desire to the test.
Scorpius: *eats a lollipop*
Albus: *fidgets in seat*
Albus: ...fuCK
During Christmas Holiday
Harry: James, what's bothering Albus? He seems to be constantly irritated. Did something happen at Hogwarts?
James: Scorpius Malfoy has a boyfriend.
Harry: So what? Al is angry that his best friend won't be spending as much time with him as before? By that logic I should be beyond furious. My 2 best friends married each other.
James: Yeah but have you ever wanted to bang any of them?
Harry: No, of cou-... oh
James: Yeah, oh.
albus potter vs the sorting hat
Albus Potter: not slytherin, not slytherin, not slytherin...
Sorting hat: *groans*
Sorting hat: omg not you too
Albus Potter: ...not slytherin, not slytherin...
Sorting hat: you know I'm getting real tired of this shit
Albus Potter: ...not slytherin, not slytherin...
Sorting hat: you sound just like your father
Albus Potter: ...not slytherin, not slytherin...
Sorting hat: I shouldn't have listened to him either
Albus Potter: ...not slytherin, not slytherin...
Sorting hat: I'm not making the same mistake twice
Albus Potter: ...not slytherin, not slytherin...
Sorting hat: oh just shut your trap
Albus Potter: ...not slytherin, not-
Sorting hat: SLYTHERIN!
Albus Potter: bollocks.
Sorting hat: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”
The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry like ‘Aw, what’s wrong little friend?’
And snake’s like ‘Nah don’t worry it’s cool, it’s just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think you’re hearing things—it’s like, ten thousand foot long, and I’m a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.’
Potions Professor: Mr. Potter, can you tell us what Amortentia smells like?
Albus: Like Scorpius
Albus: ...
Albus: Oh, you mean in general and not to me specifically. Then, it smells different to each person, according to what attracts them. So it smells like Scorpius to me.
Albus: *smiles at Scorpius*
Scorpius: *smiles back*
Rose: You're both so gross
