NoReturns

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[skarabrae-stone]

[magiclilybean]

I think this might be the most beautiful meme I've ever seen. I just spent five minutes extolling all its virtues to my husband:

It doesn't even mention Julius Caesar or the Ides of March.

It's from a very different segment of the play

It's not even the famous part of that segment that everyone knows by heart

The "I'm just sayin'" attitude of all the Seinfeldians in the screenshot (although if memory serves, what they're actually saying is, "not that there's anything wrong with that")

It just comes at the whole situation in such an oblique fashion

I don't think I've ever seen an Ides of March meme do anything like this before

I love it and I love you for bringing it to me.

[ruinedchildhood]

[cryptvokeeper]

if we stay very still maybe they wont notice

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

nuts to that lets dance on our own grave

[byrdsfly]

[mayabishopgold]

Maya Bishop | Station 19 - 7x02 "Good Grief" [Maya in Every Episode]

[jordanbolton]

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

Pre-order my new book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

[earhartsease]

and here's to Mr Jackson, our french teacher when we were 17-18, who with no shame at all tried to get our class of four teenagers to fall in love with french poetry - and succeeded with us at least (we don't know about the others, they may have been feigning indifference)

he introduced us to three amazing poems - one about a dead soldier, one about a horny peacock, one about amazing some kids with a paper flower - and changed our life forever because his passion was so inescapable

[spunchthegoblin]

kiwi b ird held so gen tle and sweet . wonderful .

[alphabetcompletionist]

AB DEFGHI KL NO RSTU W

17/26

[spunchthegoblin]

i dont think this bird even knows the alphabet .

[alphabetcompletionist]

i will teach her

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[wiiwheel]

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

[wherecreditisdo-ordie]

no beautiful lesbian...don't use ai....please.......i believe in you....

[awoooniper]

*pointing at your wife*: you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

[bbcsassdeadass]

Let John Cena explain

[biteybeast]

[wendydoodles]

[xanaxfarts]

skipping the ad isn't enough...... i need to banish it. i need to murder it. i need to stab it to death. i need to blow it the fuck up.

[melodicwriter]

[ashtrayolsen]

PARIS WAS NOT NAMED AFTER PARIS HILTON YOU DIPSHIT

source?

[jantesika]

it was obviously named after Paris, the trojan prince.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

A common misconception! Paris Hilton was named after Paris, the Trojan Prince, and Paris (the city) was named after Plaster of Paris, for trade relation reasons (that plaster being the main export f the area when the city was founded).

Plaster of Paris getting its name, of course, from its inventor, Paris Hilton.

[theeternalnewb]

I don’t know why anybody uses ChatGPT when they can log into Tumblr Dot Com and see *bespoke* obviously stupid lies, handcrafted by a real asshole for free.

[alhashimis]

They call it an ankle breaker cause you gotta kick over a big, fat single cylinder to get it started, sometimes five or six kicks.

12.00 PM (S02E06) THE PITT (2025—)

[captainsavre]

Buongiorno. Maya & Carina || Station 19 (5.17 The Road You Didn't Take)

[emily-axford]

“We’re never gonna get to this ball, are we?” STATION 19 - ‘Glamorous Life’, 6.18

[143bc]