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systlin

So a truck driver just came through at work. He was

1; Stocky. Not fat just built like he lifts boulders for a living

2; Short

3; Had literally this facial hair with a much longer beard

4; Was saying “Yeah you have some really neat limestone formations around here”

I’m like 80% sure I just met an actual dwarf y’all

prole-log

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Since Americans apparently love the idea of building a wall how about we just give all the women in Georgia the money to move to a state that isn’t a repulsive misogynistic hate filled garbage fire without a single decent thing existing in it and then build a wall around Georgia and leave the bigots in said state to slowly starve/eat each other

I mean unlike some orange skinned dipshits I won’t claim that building a wall…even a wall that keeps the kind of woman hating misogynist trash who support this kind of garbage in Georgia completely isolated from the rest of the planet… will magically be something that will make America “Great”…but at the same time I DO think it would probably make America BETTER than it currently is…and it definitely couldn’t make the country any worse

incorrect-primarchs-quotes

Angron: Do you want to fucking die?!

Fulgrim: Or do you want die fucking?

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Sent by @nottruehassan

cresidus

more self indulgent modern au

mihawk and his two cotton candy haired kids

mikkeneko

concept: a death god that is actually surprisingly supportive and on the side of the good guys, supporting actions and promoting policies that will lead to the kingdom growing and thriving instead of being destroyed, because the more the kingdom grows, the more people there are, and the more people there are the more people will eventually die, and when you’re an immortal god of death, you know there’s no need to rush. you’ll get them all in the end

mikkeneko

i like how the responses on this post are cleanly split between “hey this is a great story idea i love it” and “this is absolutely terrifying”

downwithneocolonialism

Felt pretty yesterday, and there was a double rainbow!

#selfie #Me #red hair #Rainbow #boys with makeup

not-safe-for-democracy

mapsontheweb

“Dog” in European languages.

earlploddington-deactivated2019

i thought there was some mistake but no, ‘canis’ and ‘hound’ are from the same etymological root in PIE, huh!

agripinaafalls

a) how did eastern europe end up with pies

b) how the ever loving FUCK did our three-men-in-a-trenchcoat language get “dog”

earlploddington-deactivated2019

dog is possibly from a word essentially meaning “very strong boy” which is extremely valid so you shut your weeb mouth

agripinaafalls

I like it

rocksrntpeople

girlwithapomegranate-deactivate

thank you for following me I have nothing to offer

pro-gay

werewolves are gay culture, whichever angle you look at it there’s nothing heterosexual about being a werewolf

pro-gay

Sorry to say this straights but jot down Orcs as gay culture as well!

pro-gay

Witches? Gay! Mermaids? Gay! Vampires? Gay! Dwarves? Gay! Elves? Gay! Hobbits? Gay! Centaurs? Gay! Giants? Gay! Dragons? Gay! That eye tower from lord of the rings? G a y!

Your fantasy creature is gay, your mythical creature is gay

They’re all gay!

mattgo1698-deactivated20170715

How about they just be fictional monsters with no unique characteristics and leave it at that.

pro-gay

mysharona1987

peaceofseoul

When in doubt, go to the library!

tariqah

Listen Azealia is a lot of stuff but she’s almost never lied… I like believe this woman fully

tariqah

Right what she said was corroborated by RZA too

cowthropologist

riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv

there’s a lot of wild stuff going on when you say the sentence “grimes invited azealia banks to elon musk’s house under the pretense of working on music together but elon was tripping balls and saying bonkers shit on twitter so after a few days of her not seeing grimes followed by grimes comforting a freaking out elon, azealia left, but not before grimes asked her for a threesome”, so much wild stuff that i am not even going to touch on most of it. but the one thing i really want to point out is: this is definitely the first time elon musk has dropped acid, and he definitely did it because of grimes, and somehow at no point was grimes like “hey let me hold your phone while you trip for the first time so you, the ceo of a multi-million dollar company, don’t tweet some wackadoo shit while high”

zsnes

grimes is plotting to destroy elon musks holdings by pretending to be in love with him and making him do dumb shit on twitter. comrade grimes taking direct action i would say