Make me feel something

[g-u-c-k]

Sweet Pea, reading an article out loud: What do you hate the most?boi hating b-

Fangs: Mice

Sweet Pea, quietly: Okay. Okay

[g-u-c-k]

Cheryl at 2am: Hey, babe, what's the moon?

Toni,a very sleepy science major: A lesbian

Cheryl: *ligthly kisses Toni on the cheek before snuggling into her*

[g-u-c-k]

Sweet Pea: Get your ass off my ass

Fangs: No, my ass likes your ass

[g-u-c-k]

Sweet Pea: I bought us matching knifes

Fangs: ...

Sweet Pea: As a romantic gesture

[such-justice-wow]

Conspiracy theory: staff started the @staff thing so no one would know you’re meant to @support and they wouldn’t have to do work

[such-justice-wow]

No one is reblogging this which obviously means I’m onto something

[cardboard-puppy]

Reblogging this literallly crashed tumblr you’re onto something.

[g-u-c-k]

Fangs: Hi, I just wanted to let you know that in this house we don't support transphobia

Toni: Homophobia

Sweet Pea: What's another phobia? We don't like Jughead either, Jughead is ugly

[g-u-c-k]

Season 1 Cheryl: Are you gay because you lack a strong male figure in your life?

Kevin: No, I'm gay because I want a strong male figure in my ass

[g-u-c-k]

Fangs: Treat spiders the same way you'd want to be treated.

Sweet Pea: Killed without hesitation

[avenging-fandoms]

in conclusion: sweet pea will always have my heart

[g-u-c-k]

Did Fangs Fogarty ghost write this?

[g-u-c-k]

Fangs: I'M GOING TO FIGHT YOU

Sweet Pea, using a knife to file his nails: Not if I fight you first

Fangs: Square up,bitch

Toni: You two litterally both texted me all day yesterday because Fangs felt sick and had to miss school

Sweet Pea,looking at fangs with love in his eyes: You missed me?

Fangs, draping himself across Sweet Pea's lap: Obviously.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian

Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten

[hollowboobtheory]

reblog if you’re a lesbian, support lesbians, or think ted bundy is ugly

[g-u-c-k]

Cheryl waking up Toni, peppering light kisses on her face: TT, wake up, we have school.

Toni, very sleepy, hugging Cheryl: Alright, babe

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Fangs waking up Sweet Pea, banging pans together after turning the lights on and opening the blinds all the way: WAKE UP, MOTHERFUCKER. DID YOUR MOM RAISE A LITTLE BITCH? A LITTLE BITCH WHO SKIPS FIRST PERIOD BECAUSE HE STAYED UP TILL 2 AM SUCKING DICK? TAKE A SHOWER, YOU BEAUTIFUL ASSHOLE

Sweet Pea, flipping Fangs off: Bold of you to assume my mom raised me.

[g-u-c-k]

Someone take my phone away, please and thank you.

[lesbianrey]

why would you wish lesbianism upon anyone? lesbians are a dead weight on the society. they don't contribute to humanity, they don't have kids, they are degenerate and decadent

vice president pence don’t you have something else to do

[twinberry]

reblog if you’re a degenerate and decadent lesbian who doesn’t contribute to humanity

[g-u-c-k]

Sweet Pea: So, I got a boyfriend

Toni, trying to get more out of him: A boyfriend?

Sweet Pea, looking at Fangs: *does a peace sign*

Toni, without hesitation: TWO boyfriends?!

[calmingthoughtsinyourhead]

I’m just going to leave this here…

[peachymachi]

[fartpenis]

[starlightomatic]

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

[sturstead]

Done

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

[g-u-c-k]

Fangs: I won't do anything stupid ever again

Sweet Pea: I'm stupid, do me

Fangs: What?

Sweet Pea: Did I stutter?