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@bloomlover sent in: kicks duhlainn in the shin :////
🏹 ——— “ ow. ” it’s barely even a complaint for the pain shivering up his leg from the kick. the girl had impeccable aim — right to that nerve ending that makes his whole leg tremble. “ y’can kick me all you want. no! ” he lunges away from another kick. “ that was not an invitation to continue kicking me! ”
Don’t give me one-sided unrequited love, give me two-sided unwanted love. Both sides are deeply in love with the other and both sides are like ‘fuck, really?? them??? really?’
ART IS NEVER FINISHED. ONLY ABANDONED.
ind. priv. sel. blog for leonardo da vinci of starz’s da vinci’s demons with major historical influence and a million verses and aus to pick from! est. 2014, rebooted 2019. formerly maestrx / mentisvolatus lovingly written by hana. 21+ promo by: @heyabooboo
ask my character about anyone in their life!
playable characters, npcs, anything! ask about relationships, current ones, failed ones, poke and prod them for answers about people that mean a lot to them!
💾 ——— CIVILIAN LIFE —
in the verses where post-military jensen comes home and attempts to settle down, i’ve made a couple of changes. jensen still has anxiety, adhd (x), and to a lesser extent ptsd, he definitely will still have poor coping skills (x)... but following a conversation with jaxon regarding his own pup helping jens through episodes and then bringing it up to gloria (his therapist), jens decides to adopt a dog. he first looks into mwd’s, much like how jaxon and lexington had met, but after researching and not finding anything that clicks, decides to look into service animals.
it takes months and more paperwork than he’d ever filled out in the military, but after waiting and waiting and waiting, he finally got the call that he was able to adopt sarge. sarge is a five year old german shephard whom had first been in training to be a mwd, but had flunked out due to low aggression. from there, he was adopted into the service animal training program for vets, specializing in ptsd support before finding his forever home with jensen.
tell me, is there anything more intimate™ than somebody brushing and braiding someone’s hair? *clutches chest* only if they shampoo’ed it too.
SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THE WITCHER / 1.06 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
“Is the whole metaphor landing, or is it too cerebral?”
“Let’s get on before the beast gets hungry again.”
“This woman just killed a man with her bare hands for trying to steal your horse.”
“Maybe she’ll make a better travel companion.”
“This is a first for me, and that’s saying something.”
“I suppose you want me to tell you why I’ve sought out such an accomplished monster hunter.”
“Don’t trouble yourself on my account.”
“I just want food.”
“You have the most incredible neck, like a sexy goose.”
“What does this have to do with me?”
“No treasure is worth dying for.”
“I need a new adventure, one final first before I’m too old to do anything but die.”
“Someone get me a fucking drink.”
“You feel it just the same as me, that hole inside you.”
“That itch that can’t be scratched that burns your brain, it keeps you awake at night.”
“Come with me, I’ll show you what you’re missing.”
“Sorry to interrupt this lovely moment.”
“Thank you for the wine and the pies but we really can’t get involved.”
“Charming how everyone wants to get their hands on your horse these days.”
“No one mentioned anything about impending death.”
“How is it I’ve walked this earth for decades without coming across a witcher, and then the first one I meet I can’t get rid of.”
“I’d say something strange was afoot, but then again witchers are bound to bump into monsters.”
“Protecting you has always been our primary purpose.”
“To hunt with him is an honor unsullied by payment.”
“You worry if you blink you’ll never see her again.”
“You’re in love with her.”
“Nothing scares you.”
“When your species is on the verge of collapse, perhaps everything becomes more desperate.”
“Allow me to wander aimlessly onto this thicket and retrieve for you a tasty afternoon treat.”
“Aw, aren’t you just the cutest most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.”
“She’s plenty capable of murdering you herself.”
“What’s so amusing, you overgrown cock hair?”
“I’m just wondering who I will kill first.”
“I hate to break it to you, but that ship has sailed, wrecked, and sunk to the bottom of the ocean.”
“I need a shit.”
“Their numbers are dwindling, but they do exist.”
“For a gold dragon to exist, it would have to be the result of an accidental, unique mutation.”
“In my experience, mutations are intentional.”
“Something’s off about this.”
“Who slits a man’s throat while he’s relieving his bowels?”
“Is nothing sacred anymore?”
“There are certain healing properties it’s rumored to possess.”
“Do not tell me you’ve traveled all this way for made-up fertility cures using fresh dragon hearts?”
“And seriously? You, a mother?”
“What could you possibly want with a child?”
“They took my choice. I want it back.”
“Listen, the people who made us, they made us sterile for a lot of reasons.”
“One of the kinder reasons is because this lifestyle isn’t suited to a child.”
“Were you going to summon chaos on king’s orders in between feeding and naps?”
“Do not patronize me.”
“I’ve thought about this often.”
“You lecture me on made-up cures for having a child, meanwhile you cheat with destiny to steal one.”
“Every time I’m near you, I say more in five minutes that I’ve said in weeks.”
“I can take care of myself.”
“I’m special, and I don’t know how or why but there’s something inside me.”
“This is a shortcut to death.”
“That is not a good sign.”
“You did your best.”
“There’s nothing else you could have done.”
“Do what pleases you while you can.”
“I was afraid that it would take you from me, but now I fear it took your senses instead.”
“I quite like your nonsense.”
“The moment I dread most every time you leave is when it fades.”
“They say whatever justifies despising our kind.”
“If I ever dreamed of being something other than what I am, it was too long ago to remember.”
“I dreamed of becoming important to someone.”
“Before we met, the days were calm and the nights were restless.”
“But now, you’re important to me.”
“I understand why you’re afraid.”
“It was never my intention to torment you.”
“All I want is to help you fulfill your destiny.”
“You didn’t tell us what she is, what she’s capable of.”
“Do you really believe all this nonsense in your head?”
“You’re an abomination.”
“You should’ve stayed dead.”
“Looks like we get to fuck up the whole family.”
“So I’ll get to kill you after all.”
“What the fuck are you doing here?”
“We missed a whole mother lode of fun.”
“Ask no questions, and in return I offer you these.”
“If I stay with you any longer, I’ll be dead too.”
“You bring terror and you bring death wherever you are.”
“I’m done apologizing.”
“Find a new family, because I can’t be there for you anymore.”
“Disregard for other’s freedom has become quite your trademark.”
“You flit about like a tornado, wreaking havoc, and for what?”
“A child is no way to boost your fragile ego.”
“I’ll take advice from you about children as soon as you take responsibility for the one you bound to you and then abandoned.”
“I’m going to save you both a lot of hurt with a little pain now.”
“You wanted to show me what I’m missing? There she goes.”
“Why is it whenever I find myself in a pile of shit these days it’s you shoveling it?”
“If life could give me one blessing, it would be to take you off my hands.”
“We cannot mistake the stars reflecting in a pond for those in the night sky.”
“She is the key, but you are the commissioner.”
“The time of the sword and the ax is nigh.”
kamauea:
starter for @thehimbos because The Large One needs his Large Counterpart. ↳ kapono & bodhi // let’s say exmas verse even tho it could be any. lmao
☼ —— “ listen. if you could choose to be any god reincarnated, who would you choose? you already know mine, that shit’s a no brainer, brah. but you’re more complex than me. ” he’s leaned back on the deck, peering into his bottle because he honestly can’t remember if he’d stuck a roach in there or not.
🌊 ——— he sighs, pursing his lips in thought. “ don’t drink out of that, ” he warns before he shrugs, head tilting back to ponder at the stars. he could choose god of the sea, like what kapono would choose; but his best friend is right... he’s more complex than that. “ i can’t choose one. ” he shakes his head, “ but dionysus sounds like a good choice right now. ”
𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 v. out of context quotes from the podcast. ( pt. i / pt. ii / pt. iii / pt. iv ) edited for rp use; edit as you see fit!
❝ we’re gonna affect change by laying on these couches. ❞
❝ you know what, i could say anything to my fucking [ sibling ] and guess what bitch, you’re STILL related to me! ❞
❝ here’s how i’m going to interpret the law: like a goddamn idiot. ❞
❝ let’s see some dead bodies. that’s how i’m gonna deal with this horror show of life. ❞
❝ he looks like a working man’s ted bundy. ❞
❝ we’re dark, and it’s okay. ❞
❝ cut my feelings out of me and make them go away permanently as a favor to me. ❞
❝ i mean beautiful like the way a weird baby is beautiful. ❞
❝ stab everybody and get out! ❞
❝ sell the mattress, buy a monster truck. ❞
❝ i rest my case, your honor. may i approach the bench with a lisa frank notebook? ❞
❝ that’s why i don’t hike. or have friends. ❞
❝ fuuuuck. VERY fuck. ❞
❝ sometimes you can be the creep you’re scared of. ❞
❝ the devil made me do bad math! ❞
❝ the giving tree is like, a story about a short asshole. ❞
❝ i can’t hear you and i don’t want to know what you’re saying. ❞
❝ all i wanna talk about at parties is horrible, terrible things. ❞
❝ my mouth is just complicated. ❞
❝ there’s nothing to do but fuck and get your palm read. ❞
❝ it’s always raining inside me. ❞
❝ finding things stuffed in places, it’s my dream. ❞
❝ the clown was coming from within the house. ❞
❝ the grim reaper’s like yes girl! kill them all, bitch! slay them all! literally slay! ❞
❝ go to parties, be nauseating, see what happens. ❞
❝ i am getting back into feelings again. ❞
❝ it’s a casserole of bad things. ❞
❝ what a great opportunity for a ton of bad decisions! ❞
❝ they use their hands like people! you can’t just shoot a fucking raccoon. ❞
❝ good call, you fuckin’ lunatic. ❞
donttouchthestetson:
thehimbos:
[ 💾 — sms » cougar ]: i just got alice’s happy birthday card. she told me i’m her favorite uncle.
It made Coug smile at his phone, but all Jake got in response was:
[text: JJ] her only uncle
[ 💾 — sms » cougar ]: why you gotta spoil my fun?! UGH
donttouchthestetson:
[ 💾 — sms » cougar ]: any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, i am officially throwing out the window.
[text: JJ] q?
[ 💾 — sms » cougar ]: i just got alice’s happy birthday card. she told me i’m her favorite uncle.
@stonedgilbert you asked for it!! | ft lainn
🏹 ——— lainn gasps awake, words already falling out of his mouth before his eyes are open. “ i’m up, i’m awake. ” he brushes the book off himself along with the notepad and the pen to the floor, blearily blinking at the person sprawled over the other side of the bed, apparently the one that had woke him. he breathes out a sigh, flopping back down on his back to relax, “ you scared the shit out of me. what time is it? please tell me i get to sleep more. ”
@halliwellauto wanted a himbo and got.... arguably the biggest. (physically speaking) | ft bodhi
🌊 ——— it was just supposed to be a trip for a few hours to clear his head, but well... then he just kept driving and... then his bike had to go and start acting up. so he sends a quick message to kapono, alerting him that he wouldn’t be back home to san diego for, at the very least, a few days while he settled it out. all kapono had to say about it was that he needed to take better care of his bike. tch.
luckily, he came upon the garage while pushing said bike along the shoulder of the highway. “ hey, ” he smiled, tucking sunglasses down into his necklace, fingers plucking at his tshirt to air himself out as he stepped into the office and out of the sun. “ uh, i have a motorcycle outside, ” his thumb points over his shoulder before he lifts his other hand and spreads his fingers in a placating gesture, “ i don’t need anybody to look at it, but i was wondering if there was a space i could work on it? maybe borrow some tools? ”
👻 ——— so. you wanna write with some himbos. you’ve come to the right place. but you’re unsure of how to approach. consider this a billboard to the face, boyo! give this post a like and i’ll toss a die down and give you one of these dummies at random; or should you have somebody specific in mind, feel free to reply with whomever you’d like!
@battlesthatmatter cont x
💾 ——— he can’t help it, the smile breaking out over his face once rogers stopped pacing and finally joined the conversation, all irritation and soft heart. “ aww, rogey. ” he coos, even though he knows it rankles him. rogers would never hurt him. he knows that as a basic truth, like that the sky is blue and water is wet; jensen is safe with him.
of course that doesn’t exactly protect him against pranks or rogers just being absolutely done with him, but... well... jensen’s a shithead through-and-through. they have a delicate balance. “ you didn’t wanna disappoint an old lady. how cute. ” he grins, still loose as can be, leaning on the counter. “ so who’s getting who’s name? or are we hyphenating? ”
@likeprotege cont x
💾 ——— they don’t talk about this. they don’t talk about much that’s important, depending on the other to pick apart jokes and thrown-away lines over comms. he gets it wrong sometimes, and sometimes eggsy does, too. but this is new, freshly tilled ground that his feet are sinking into. it’s exhilarating and terrifying, all in one little night. how will they come out the other side from this, he wonders, before he moves his hand up from cupping eggsy’s back to tilting his chin up.
let me see you. look at me. he seems to be saying, his eyes darting between eggsy’s eyes, trying to read what’s there. “ do you want more? ” christ it had been hard enough keeping eggsy out of the bedroom to set up the surprise there, but he’d done it. by god, he fucking did it. but if that was going to be too much, he could always back off. distract eggsy elsewhere while he cleaned up, like he never had it planned in the first place.
@maestrodarte continued from here x
🏹 ——— there’s nothing quite like leonardo’s face when he’s talking of his passions. when he’s elbow deep in his sketches, eyes darting over the room, as if tracking swallows and robins. it stirs something deep within lainn’s gut when he’s in the throes of whatever brilliancy the maker has bestowed upon him in the moment — to be allowed to witness a profoundly vulnerable state. well. that speaks more of how much leo trusts him than words ever could convey. and the same look flutters across leonardo’s face, thinking of just where they will choose to take root in, to hunker down and live out their lives. just the thought alone makes lainn’s heartbeat speed, his mouth watering for the feast. they’re close. closer than they had been before, at least. closer than lainn ever thought he’d get. he could have his happiness, could have that happily ever after. in whatever shape that took for a murderer like him, anyway.
he opens his mouth, air sucked in to interrupt leo once in his downright romantic speech, but then he doesn’t get the chance, listening more and more to leo’s dreams taking on flesh and bone, coming alive right before his eyes. he doesn’t want to cage him, leo states plainly, as patient as ever to wait for lainn’s brain to catch up to his. not everyone’s as brilliant as the architect, and lainn’s a couple leagues away from being that smart. he rushes forward, once the last of leonardo’s words carry through the air like the smell of honey on toast, and it’s a bruising kiss that he can’t back away from that he pins leonardo down with. because that — if he doesn’t kiss this man with all of his conviction and heart right this second, it’s liable to leak from his eyes and ruin everything, smudging all of leo’s plans like wine on parchment. and he can’t have that on his hands. anything but that. he can’t ruin this.
he’s heaving breaths in by the time he backs away — if it can even be called that, they’re still face-to-face, more sharing breaths than in their own space — and he cups leonardo’s face just as reverently as he feels thumbs tracing his own cheeks. “ it occurs to me, ” he aims for a light tone, something to offset the downright depth of the feelings he’d just displayed. had leonardo even understood any of it? he must, because they kiss, sloppy and it’s fueled more by passion than finesse. “ most couples living together are married, right? ”
