FALSETTOS ( 2016 REVIVAL ) SENTENCE MEME.
PART TWO. ( tw for slurs and insensitive subjects. )
Feel free to change pronouns and such!
THIS HAD BETTER COME TO A STOP.
“Late for dinner. Late again.”
“That’s what pretty boys should do.”
“Make the dinner and love me.”
“This is going nowhere and fast.”
“This little thing that we had will not last.”
“Life can be wonderful. Isn’t this wonderful?”
“This has better come to end.”
“This has better come to a stop, this has been a tragic and horrible flop.”
“Don’t ask me questions, I’m frightened of questions.”
“Would you prefer that I lust for brains or money?”
“This is all very neat. This is all very smart.”
“Don’t touch me! Don’t condescend.”
“And still the bastard divorced me!”
“You probably hurt his pride, he’s gotta have it all.”
“You’ve got a temper that redefines temper.”
“I could be a princess on a throne.”
“Great! Men will be men! Let me turn on the gas!”
“I caught them in the den, and he was grabbing ___’s ass.”
“He’s a queen, I’m a queen! Where is my crown?”
“I’m breaking down.”
“My life is shitty.”
“It’s me who is the matter!”
“If I repeat one more word, I swear I’ll lose my brain.”
“Oh, what else should I explain?”
“Yes it’s true, I can cry on cue!”
“You ask me, ‘is it fun to cry over nothing’? IT IS.”
“Now let’s consider what I might do next.”
“I hate admitting I’ve become perplexed.”
“I’ve cried, I’ve shook, I’ve yelled, I’ve heaved. I have been deceived!”
“As enemies go, ______ is not so bad.”
“It’s just he’s so damn happy that it makes me so damn mad.”
“I wanna hate him, but I really can’t.”
“I wanna sleep.”
“Sure, things’ll probably worsen, but it’s not like I’m some healthy person...”
“--So that is why I might turn to drink.”
“I’m on the brink of breaking down.”
“I only wanna love a man who can love me. Or like me. Or help me.”
“____ was never mine.”
“I mean it stinks!”
“And me, I’m just a freak who needs it maybe every other week -- I don’t know...”
“Oh God, that feels so good.”
“I’ve played the foolish clown.”
“The only thing that’s breaking up is my family!”
PLEASE COME TO OUR HOUSE / JASON’S THERAPY.
“You must exorcise a devil!”
“Please, come to our house.”
“It’s a slight exaggeration, but he’s sick in the head.”
“I’m sure he’s ____’s child.”
“What should I say to the man? Should I be mean to the man.”
“Don’t be disgusting, be yourself.”
“Let’s talk.”
“I think she’s holding it so tenderly, I think I’ll probably faint.”
“The kid looks pretty miserable.”
“We’re tired.”
“The worst is through.”
“I’ll wait for you!”
“I get apoplexy thinking of my father. I resemble him in far too many ways.”
“At least his cleaner than mine.”
“Is it fatal?”
“Do you see real similarities between us?”
“If love isn’t blind, what do I see?”
“Stop! Look around you!”
“Nobody’s screaming at you.”
“So you feel alright for about 10 minutes. If you feel alright for 10 minutes, feel alright for 20 minutes, feel alright for 40 minutes.”
“Why don’t you feel alright for the rest of your life?”
“Why is he always here?”
“Nothing’s as good as you recall. Count what’s good, and then divide.”
“Her hand is ready. It only needs a ring.”
“Jesus Christ!”
A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL / A TIGHT-KNIT FAMILY ( REPRISE ).
“I love you, dear. I think you’re swell.”
“I love your eyes. I love your face.”
“I want you by my side to take my place if I get sick or detained.”
“I’m not a giant man, but I’ll love you until I die.”
“I want a wife who knows what love is.”
“I should worry what he says, like his words could hurt me worse.”
“Yes, I feel guilt. Yes, I’m annoyed.”
“I can’t believe she loves you.”
“I’m sure she cannot love you.”
“King of the losers.”
“I’m sure we’re gonna come through it, no doubt the bastard prepares.”
“I’ve got it all.”
TRINA’S SONG / MARCH OF THE FALSETTOS / TRINA’S SONG ( REPRISE ).
“I’m tired of all the happy men who rule the world.”
“They grow, of that I’m sure.”
“They grow, but don’t mature.”
“I’m listening to these men who aren’t quite men yet but aren’t boys make noise.”
“It’s crazy how they’re acting.”
“It’s stupid how I love them.”
“So, I’ll roar like I’m wired. I’ll explore what I’m feeling.”
“What I’m feeling is tired.”
“I’m tired of all the happy men who rule the world.”
“I’ll laugh, I’ll smile, I’ll welcome cheer.”
“Happiness and love appear.”
“We’re lacking in maturity!”
“Ass is bare, my delight!”
“As for doubts that I’ve been feeling, I’ll ignore them when I can.”
“I’ll commit. That’s agreed.”
“Unafraid, I’ll laugh.”
“I’ll fight the Gods, I’ll fight my ex.”
“My future’s now on trial.”