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Au in which Molly comes back without any memories again , wanders into the Clay’s household and procceeds to eat everything there, puke, pass out. and then the Clays come back to this stranger making a MESS there and are like oh? he doesnt speak and he’s got a letter from the mighty nein! he must be their friend!

So the Clays start taking care of them until they can somehow contact the nein. He relearns to People there and works on remembering the nein, until one day Jester sends a message to them and freaks out when they say their friend is well and recovering and waiting for them. many shenanigans issue, Molly starts talking with the Clay accent, this AU is for ME

#critical role #what a gorgeous outfit

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I’m so incredibly hyped for the Berlin liveshow!

I’ll be handing out small fake Polaroids of this at the pre-show meet-up and I hope they spark joy

#i need essek's outfit sooo bad #you have outdone yourself op this is adorable #critical role

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Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

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this is a certified AROMANTIC POST!!!!!!!!!!! NO yearning on my shit..... GO ON . GET

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official aromantic post

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#very scary #glad its fictional

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Every single person I know who did football in high school, without exception, has a chronic injury. Many regret what it's done to their knees and back, even major organs like the brain.

There is no serious legislative push to ban high school football.

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Also, like, if you want to talk about social pressure on minors to undertake activities that will result in regrettable, irreversible damage to their bodies:

No one, *ever*, tried to persuade me to transition.

My gym teacher tried to persuade me to try out for the football team almost every single day that I was in junior high.

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#i firmly believe that the reason why concussions and brain damage in general#are not taken nearly as seriously as they should be#is because of football#if we take concussions and brain trauma seriously then we have to acknowledge the risks that children are undertaking at even#high school level football#but we can't do that#because the kids need to play football in high school so they can play football in college so they can join the NFL#This time I'm really gonna queue it.

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Not a single one of my wife's fingers is completely straight. If you look at them closely -- which I have, many times, over the past 22 years -- you can see where they were broken, over and over, taped in place, and where she just kept fucking playing.

When I first met her, she used to joke about how her coach said, "I could get more than that out of a pig if I kicked it hard enough," and that was the nicest fucking thing he said. Two decades later, she's like, "Yeah, that man verbally and physically abused all of us for years."

There is at least one football game she played in high school that she simply doesn't remember, because she was a linebacker. She got a concussion. She got up and kept playing... or so she's told. She doesn't remember, because she had a fucking concussion and they let her keep playing.

I hate football so much. It ruined her back, her knees, fucked up her hands... everyone was so obsessed with how tall she was, how broad-shouldered. No one ever pushed her to transition, but I fucking wish someone had at least suggested it. That would have hurt her so much less than FUCKING FOOTBALL. Like, it would have been actually beneficial to her.

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I heard that one of the actual reasons that organizations like the NFL have tried so hard to downplay CTE and other injuries like it is because they’re terrified that moms will refuse to let their children play football anymore and that entire massive industry will come collapsing down because of it.

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That fucking scans.

#recently been a big thing in Aussir media on brain injuries in football players both pro and amateur #already parents calling in to radio discussions to say their kids arent allowed to do afl #so it definitely tracks that yeah the big sporting companies do want to downplay the risks #a guy playing an local level game this weekend hit his head really bad in an onfield collision and then hit the cricket pitch and is now #in end of life care #tw death #??? not sure if i trigger warn for my own tags or if that works