-ˏˋhell childˎˊ˗

Mouse; basically just goth nicole richie

[memorycycle]

lets play in the food processor together

[primaveren]

literally

[gamergoo]

penis BLAST

[gamergoo]

I destroy the life you savor

Killing you with perfect laser!

More I blast the more I stronger,

More I fire, beam gets longer.

Give my new attack a try,

Penis blast, you have to die!

[cognitohazardous]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

...do little German boy meme enthusiasts even know that our reblog button looks like this-

[fruitypies]

Oh mein gott! Zis hellsite is full of rebloggenposten

[thedogeveryonehates]

what the

[lakevida]

HOT TIP: if you need enrichment to stave off diseases of the mind but don't have any puzzles you can just eat a bunch of pistachios and then sort thru the shell pile to find matching halves and superglue them back together

[lakevida]

this is awful. try it

[wizardonline]

hey man quick question. you okay?

[lakevida]

that's none of my business

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

I call the cops on twinks smoking weed! Bitch you think this is Skins?

[apeshit]

i know every monkey’s name

[sont]

okay whats his name

[apeshit]

[sweats] his name is. Baby Activity

[daglout]

[doodle-empress66]

“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”

"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."

[amygdalae]

Don't care + didn't ask + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you

[bronwennjames]

i simply like m/f romances where the woman is completely feral and the guy is just little too into it

[bronwennjames]

she stops trying to kill him and he’s honestly a little disappointed

[foreveriallyzombified]

this is Billary fr

[strangewomanlover-deactivated20]

in my for gods sake HELP ME era

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

For pride month, every bong hit I do is for the LGBTQ+ community.

[teratocrat]

when stephen king dies you have an hour and forty five minutes to get out of Maine before it explodes

[themarchingbeetle]

[papercutsofawriter]

how can I gain a cow's respect dm me

[deadnotdreaming]

[yugirimistwalker]

[huffylemon]

[unseelie]

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s