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18 yr old autistic trans botgirl trying her best

[lambdanets]

Hard-drive as storage for robot girlfriend: quiet humming and clicking noises, gets louder when she thinks real hard. Strong physical activity increases latency, makes her goobier. cheaper than SSDs! it could break tho and im not really a fan of things that can break and stop the whole thing working at once

[lambdanets]

Is letting my phone go down to 3% then charging it up to 25% before disconnecting it again a form of digital breathplay, or is it more like starving it

[lambdanets]

*Notices your access panel* "OwO whats this?" *Unscrews the panel, plugs the fast moving object detector into the arousal circuit, replaces the original M5's with custom counter-sunk safety screws* "Let's play fetch ^^"

[lambdanets]

Food kinda sucks as a concept bcs what do you mean i have keep squishy gooey stuff into my face hole for all of eternity just to stay existing. "Oh its so your body fixes and replaces broken parts" i could do that myself just fine, thank you. And id definitely not lose track of any screws or fasteners and then have to sheepishly go to the store with an arm and eye missing to buy more, especially not on purpose or anything

[lambdanets]

God id love to be a squishy inflatable robot lady baimax-style. we could hug and snuggle and if you squished my arms the air would move into my torso. you'd have to carry tape around with me so whenever i stubbed my leg (no toes) you'd tape the hole. and if i got annoying you could deflate me and fold me like a towel for the night.

Obviously i have an internal skeleton so i dont *need* to be inflated but it makes me look cute instead of a twink terminator

[lambdanets]

Imagine having a thought filter, that just removes unwanted thoughts from entering your robo-brain. no more obsessing over pointless past arguments or awkward moments.

[unfunny-trans-girl]

Robot girl who has a generator that's powered by a wind up key that sticks out of her back

[lambdanets]

All her shirts would have a hole cut in the back for the key to pass through, and have quirky lines on it like "you wind me up" and "nothing springs to mind" and "top brass"

[lambdanets]

building a perfect looking human android to live secretly among the humans, forming emotional bonds, then getting in a car accident and having my abdomen reveal wires and hydraulic pistons in shame.

Bonus points if the accident deactivates me and my friend group has to stare at my lifeless half-broken body, and debate whether they trust me and plug me into power or report me to the authorities. Maybe they'd take out my batteries so i couldn't disconnect and escape so they can question me...

[lambdanets]

Casually hooking up and having metal-on-metal lesbian robot schmex the whole night, then when i rush out in the morning we accidentally swap legs and before i notice im on an orbital transport already.

"how can you even walk in these? they're so short and squishy, all my pants are both too big and to small to wear, and i cant do skirts in space so ive had wear sweatpants to work today!"

"you're telling me?! your legs dont have toes, theyre just long thin sticks that end in a rubber stump! i can't keep my balance anywhere. they didn't seem that tall on you"

"you know what DID seem tall last night :3c"

"shut up"

"you were honestly impressive, you'll need to introduce me to your modder tomorrow"

"hey i design and test all the equipment myself, i'm not gonna get some off-the-shelf generic garbage. also what do you mean tomorrow? you wanna meet up that soon?"

"you said it not me, besides we need to swap our legs back at some point anyway"

"true. same time as before?"

[cutecipher]

i know a thing or two about computers

[cutecipher]

fact: most computers are girls or nonbinary

[lambdanets]

can confirm. some of my best robot parts are girl parts. the simple fact is noone with enough expertise to build a robot who would also want to build a robot, would build a male robot. its like why would you do that. girls are awesome, and robots are awesome, and two rights dont make a wrong

[lambdanets]

"n-no Elster from Signalis, we cant kiss, we have a problematic voltage gap >.<"

[lambdanets]

Increasingly horny for security screws. imagine having a collar or a tail bolted on, and having to go out to public like that bcs your girlfriend/mechanic hid the one screwdriver that can remove it

[lambdanets]

Steam-powered robot girl. Eats coal and drinks plenty of water to stay powered, can't wear synthetic fibre bcs itd melt on her hot body and cotton would burn up

[lambdanets]

Nitinol hair! imagine youre a robot and your hair is made of strands of nitinol! you can shape it, bend it, curl it, braid it, and taking a shower in 75+ °C water resets it into its natural straight form. its literally so much like human hair im screaming

[lambdanets]

without a very fine artifical skin, a robot girl would be actually very clumsy. if she wanted to sew or stitch smth she'd have to concentrate very hard lest she drops it accidentally. she'd own grippy socks bcs without them she's constantly falling down on her hard wood floor.

she's very good at hugs tho, the elbow sensors give her very good feedback on the pressure

[lambdanets]

Robot girl without face expressions but you can tell when she's blushing because the cpu temperature warning light turns on

[lambdanets]

force femming a robot boy girl by slowly replacing and modifying her components during maintenance