wuold you like a grape from my pocket?

[henstomper]

Breaking out in a cold sweat reading this

[g4tzby]

I have a new method of summing any 2 non-negative integers. all it requires is me crashing 2 planets into eachother and pulling the solution from analysis of the aftermath.

[g4tzby]

it is PRIDE and i am an ALLY

i do not understand the weapon triangle

i will immediately pick a fight i cannot win

i do not understand the weapon triangle

my death will do little to aid you and may make your life harder

you will thank me for my noble sacrifice

[dogpuppy]

[g4tzby]

[stebbyfrenchguy]

[im-mender]

[transgenderization]

[g4tzby]

heather grey man theory

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[nyaa]

horse with a dvd player on its back 2006-03-21

[nyaa]

wild

[nerveblot]

sorry I have some kind of brain disease

I suspect this was meant as a visual pun because this server is rated for 733 watts, almost exactly one metric horsepower

[contemptible-scoundrel]

FUCK!!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!!!!! FUCK!!NO!!!!!!!!!!

[depsidase]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[queen-zigzag]

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

[lostcryptids]

[hi-raethia]

[g4tzby]

[vsingers]

new favorite tweet