we should never meet

jess, she/her, on a mission to devalue this website

[segamascott]

[kallarog]

don't tell Sabre-X I got three pieces of omelette okay

[murderofsomeone]

the first thing you'll learn about me is that I'm a funny guy

[murderofsomeone]

the second thing you'll learn about me is that I'm always in some kind of nightmarish torture hell dimension

[slunch]

she looks normal most of the time but really makes herself look wretched when she's begging for random bullshit, in this case mashed banana for cookies

[timrousbeastie]

[socratesgirl]

how i do unfortunately listen to my shitty music #myshit

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[huariqueje]

Dirty Martini - Paul McCreery

American b. 1970s

Watercolour on paper , 26 x 26 in. Framed.

[weshouldnevermeet]

music isn’t supposed to sound good it’s supposed to make you feel something

[curiouslyhigh]

[feinseld]

i missed this post

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[stupid-twink-girl]

this is going somewhat viral on twitter so i’m posting it here too

[weshouldnevermeet]

I love drinking room temperature beer at the family function

[weshouldnevermeet]

firing someone with a cartoon gun that shoots out a flag that unrolls and says “you’re fired!”

[novelistparty]

saw this on linkedin today, posted by a real xbox employee to announce they got laid off today

[nerdy-as-heck]

I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too

[rubaedo]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes