we should never meet

jess, she/her, on a mission to devalue this website

[rcktpwr]

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

[rcktpwr]

you feel a sudden, threatening pressure against your ass…..

[reactionimagesdaily]

[owlet]

thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

[owlet]

[gonetodash19]

Madness in a Japanese commercial for the Honda City

[dogpuppy]

[globeshaped]

Brian Eno and photoshop (1995)

[bixels]

the speed at which i smiled > frowned when i saw wuhu island > those ugly anime stick figures.

[bixels]

that is NOT a mii 😭

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[creepymutelilbugger]

thats because its plance. there are others as well

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love how Indeed is like

tailored for you! here’s your shortlist of job opportunities that perfectly match your preferences and abilities as an artist with clerical career skills:

-booger farmer (45 miles away)

-astronaut (5 minutes away)

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[targetedknowledge]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[sunshinetomorrow]

[only-cat-memes]

[dualboot-dollbot]

[captain-price-returns]

A real page on the White House website

[thatwizarddyke]

evergreen tweet

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[idlesuperstar]

Going through The Davey A Archives™ and remembering what an ABSOLUTE GIFT Zoo Quest in Colour was when it got released a decade ago.

[boxcarwild]

Happy 100th birthday, David Attenborough,

[t3acupz]