Red Chica Brown

A03: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Ga1axii/works

[ga1axiii]

What if either Ethan or Mark know about Crankiplier and that’s why they stopped hanging out on camera

[ga1axiii]

Ethan takes Mark home to meet his family and show him around Maine and his parents just see Mark as a nice man who employed their son and they stay at his parents house for a couple nights and they are SECRETLY MAKING OUT IN ETHAN’S CHILDHOOD BEDROOM!

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[ga1axiii]

Why do I write so many jerking off fanfics what is wrong with me

[ga1axiii]

Why am I actually incapable of writing a short fanfic. Like I’m 450 words into a chapter that was just supposed to be jerking off and he hasn’t even begun to touch his weiner yet

[ga1axiii]

On my actual life I have like ten fanfics I’m working on right now and I want to write them but everything is genital

[hetameme]

ea

don't need words, just straight gooning

[himawari1617]

stupid 💔 don't run next time!

[ga1axiii]

Ok picture this: you have no friends and all of your family is dead

[ga1axiii]

Would you keep me tucked away all safe in your dresser drawer or WHAT???

[ga1axiii]

I can’t be the only one who doesn’t read angst literally ever. It’s beautifully written and all but I’m a crybaby and there’s enough to cry about already. Waiter waiter! More smut and fluff please!

[ga1axiii]

Like if I want to cry all I have to do is think about really really fat animals

[ga1axiii]

I can’t be the only one who doesn’t read angst literally ever. It’s beautifully written and all but I’m a crybaby and there’s enough to cry about already. Waiter waiter! More smut and fluff please!

[ga1axiii]

I’m not addicted to fanfiction I’m just really passionate about it

[ex0rin]

me rolling up to the party nine years late: may i offer you some twenty-seventeen crankiplier in this trying time:

i throw my pants at mark. it's actually just kind of like a live gay softcore porn. yeah pretty much that's why it's [unintelligible to me and youtube]. because there's so many bits, for rehearsal, mark and i have been like- like- we came up yesterday. it's like this. we touched noses. and it's like for the bit, you'll see what we mean. it's really not super hardcore porn. no, i said softcore. ooh. it's like late night tv gay porn. but what you meant was hardcore. yeah so we get super close to each other and like, the thought crossed my mind to kiss you but, i mean, i didn't do it so...

SUPER SECRET

[ex0rin]

might as well be actively comparing dick size for everyone tbh:

"kinda looks like mark's mic" no it doesn't. sorry. you're wrong. completely different. [laughs] i'm such a dick. [still laughing] i'm such an asshole. [more laughing] so funny. here do you want me to show you why you're wrong though? 'cause i will. 'cause you are. i'm sorry. I'M SORRY. i don't have to be this way, i don't. i don't at all. but i can be. but i can be. [laughs again] this is my mic, this is mark's mic. they don't look anything alike. I'm sorry [laughing continues] i'm so sorry. i'm so sorry. i mean they look alike in the sense that they're both microphones. i'm SUCH a dick. i'm such a dick. yes they were literally different shapes, yes. i mean, both cylinders, sure. but- you know. okay i'll show you multiple differences. okay, here's mark's mic, right? okay. cool. first of all- shorter cylinder. COMPLETELY different shock mount. completely different shock mount. it's got this little guy on the back here- it's got this little guy on the back, okay? it's got that little guy on the back. crazy stuff. it is girthier, okay? here's my microphone. first of all! completely different colour- completely different shock mount. longer, skinny queen.

[ga1axiii]

Hi so this is crazy

[ga1axiii]

Call me Tyler Scheid the way I just gleeked all over the place

[ga1axiii]

“The Homestuck Fan” is a term in my personal vocabulary and I keep accidentally looking it up on Spotify and expecting what I mean to pop up.