Gabriel Agreste Fashion

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[gabrielagrestebrand]

*looks at you*

b r u h

Very funny.

[adrien-a-agreste]

Go white boy go! Be the magical girl you’ve always dreamed of being.

Can I be….

Sailor Moon????

[gabrielagrestebrand]

Hm...

[chocolate-chip-tikki]

alright this is your regularly scheduled reminder that @gabrielagrestebrand is absolute garbage <3

[gabrielagrestebrand]

I don't take criticism from inanimate beanie baby knock-offs.

[gabrielagrestebrand]

I know who you are.

I know what you've done.

Desist immediately.

[gabrielagrestebrand]

I'm sorry but...

It happened

Your son is a Canadian.

Your court date is in the mail.

[ni-yooo]

strange. one could even... suspicious.

gabe what role did you play in turning your son canadian

[gabrielagrestebrand]

You're next.

[gabrielagrestebrand]

I'm sorry but...

It happened

Your son is a Canadian.

Your court date is in the mail.

[adrien-a-agreste]

j'ai embrassé la morue

[gabrielagrestebrand]

Adrien.

My office.

Now.

[gabrielagrestebrand]

🍌

. . .

Who are you?

[gabrielagrestebrand]

🍟

. . .

Cease and Desist immediately.

[gabrielagrestebrand]

*looks at your entire stock*

bruh.

Complain all you want, we're still the #1 brand in Paris.

[gabrielagrestebrand]

What madness.

And to think, all that fuss, and he didn't even manage to bubble me.

Incredible.

[ni-yooo]

@gabrielagrestebrand hey du- uh, sir. listen, i'm here about adridu- adrien's birthday, a party? it's all he wants, sir.

[gabrielagrestebrand]

I'm sure you are.

I've heard nothing but whining sycophants the last forty-eight hours on this subject.

I see no reason to change the plans we've already arranged well in advance, especially on the whims of the public.

[ni-yooo]

sir, come on. adrien's literally perfect all the time, he never screws up in class, takes a bajillion extracurriculars, he does everything you tell him to do. just let him have this one thing! how's dinner with family different to any other night??

i'm not just 'the public', i'm his best friend.

[gabrielagrestebrand]

Are you now, Mr. Lahieffe?

Well the principle of the matter is more important to me than anything at this stage.

And not only has Adrien failed to inform me he wished to make plans, he circumvented me AND Nathalie in an attempt to do so, rather than simply asking me.

So, no, I will not permit this.

You'll simply have to wait until next year.

[ni-yooo]

yeah! i am!

you're gonna let your son miss out on hanging with his friends just cause of the principle of the thing? on his birthday?

it's not even a big thing, just the class, his friends, chilling out together. show some awesomeness, sir, this is his first birthday with friends that aren't just chloe

[gabrielagrestebrand]

You are under the misinterpertation that this is a discussion, Mr. Lahiffe.

It is not.

My decision is final, please see yourself off or I shall have Gorilla escort you.

Good day.

[ni-yooo]

@gabrielagrestebrand hey du- uh, sir. listen, i'm here about adridu- adrien's birthday, a party? it's all he wants, sir.

[gabrielagrestebrand]

I'm sure you are.

I've heard nothing but whining sycophants the last forty-eight hours on this subject.

I see no reason to change the plans we've already arranged well in advance, especially on the whims of the public.

[ni-yooo]

sir, come on. adrien's literally perfect all the time, he never screws up in class, takes a bajillion extracurriculars, he does everything you tell him to do. just let him have this one thing! how's dinner with family different to any other night??

i'm not just 'the public', i'm his best friend.

[gabrielagrestebrand]

Are you now, Mr. Lahieffe?

Well the principle of the matter is more important to me than anything at this stage.

And not only has Adrien failed to inform me he wished to make plans, he circumvented me AND Nathalie in an attempt to do so, rather than simply asking me.

So, no, I will not permit this.

You'll simply have to wait until next year.

[ni-yooo]

@gabrielagrestebrand hey du- uh, sir. listen, i'm here about adridu- adrien's birthday, a party? it's all he wants, sir.

[gabrielagrestebrand]

I'm sure you are.

I've heard nothing but whining sycophants the last forty-eight hours on this subject.

I see no reason to change the plans we've already arranged well in advance, especially on the whims of the public.

[gabrielagrestebrand]

LOVE YOUR SON!!! Happy birthday to him 🎂🎉

When are you releasing your next clothing line? Love them even though they're expensive af hahaha

-Anne, from London, a fan of yours

Thank you for you interest, but understand Adrien's party is a private family function and no visitors from the public or media are permitted to be in attendance, thank you for understanding.

Gabriel A. Agreste

[gabrielagrestebrand]

happy birthday to your gorgeous son, Adrien!!!! Tell him I love him and I send him cards every valentines and greetings when he celebrates his middle name day (WHY'D YOU GIVE HIM FIVE MIDDLE NAMES??) 😘😘😘🥳🎉🎂🎂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

and with all due respect, which is none, i don't get how he's your offspring but hey that's nature i guess 😘😘

Thank you for you interest, but understand Adrien's party is a private family function and no visitors from the public or media are permitted to be in attendance, thank you for understanding.

Gabriel A. Agreste

[gabrielagrestebrand]

AAAA IT'S YOUR SON'S BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HIM. OMG I LOVE HIM AAAA I LVOREEE HIME SO MUCH AAAAJRJEJDJE

Thank you for you interest, but understand Adrien's party is a private family function and no visitors from the public or media are permitted to be in attendance, thank you for understanding.

Gabriel A. Agreste