Adrien Agreste @adrien-a-agreste - Tumblr Blog

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How did you know one of my rejected middle names?

dupain-cheng-designs

oh!!! what are your middle names, if i may ask?

#another life with parisian superheroes #hi!#hey!!

Adrien Ares Antonio Ashley Athanase Arson Ari Alvin Alexander Austria Aiden Allan Anthony Aldo Andrea Aria Aaron Ass Avocado Amber Abbey Armando Arthur Ameer Amani Abraham Alonzo Achilles Atticus Ali Angelo Amos Ainsley Accordion Azreal Auden Ash Arrow Ackerley Arjun Amedeus Adam Adley Addison Asad Alistair Armadillo Austin Adney Antwan Alek Aditya Adonis Avi Adrian Adonis Arden Andreas Alya Avery Augustan Aiden Aegeus Abram Augie Aesop Afonso Ahmad Alfy Alberto Antidisestablishmentarianism Artemis Amiri Aron Ad Allison Alf Alonso Amen Amias Albert Aris Aubrey Arturo Arien Akiva Ander Andrew Amor Adeem Arnaldo Andres Alexis Alec Alessandro Arildo Allstar Alden Angel Aurelio Anderson Axel Alvaro Alam Alejandro Austyn Arlo Ambrose Alaric Abdirahman Alister Alfred Apple Art Australia Alan Ayden Atlas America Ainsel Admira Ajax Asaiah Avraham Alaric Amir Aspen Alpha Arctic Aryeh Abel Audrey Archiblad Amal Alfredo Almond Allie Ahmed Abdullah Aries Azariah Abner Angie Ashlynn Arizona Adriel Ava Amariah Aage Archer Abdiel Aden Anita Asher August Aksel Ashton Anton Alma Ananya Aro Ace Armani Apollo Airplane Asa Alwine Arcane Agreste

I stole shoelaces from the president 🤫

why would you do that stealing is wrong???

bathroomcube

hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean

diet-soap

I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days

bathroomcube

i have GREAT news for you

riseofthedruids

potion of cough up blood

hottiewitabloggie

people are so fucking stupid oh my god

tami-taylors-hair

Cleaning TikTok: We’ve mixed the perfect cleaning solution!

Everyone Else: You’ve created mustard gas is what you’ve done. Your lungs look like you’ve just returned from the Western Front.

ferrousferrule

Jesus fucking christ. One time I accidentally mixed an ammonia scrub and a bleach spray and gave myself a migraine in 15 minutes how the fuck are they even still standing.

thickness-protection-program

sunrisedespair

Time for a health and safety lesson.

See below for a chart on what household cleaners to NEVER EVER MIX EVER OR YOU CAN (AND WILL PROBABLY) DIE OR OTHERWISE BECOME EXTREMELY FUCKED UP AND NOT IN A FUN WAY BUT IN THE HOSPITAL AND/OR GRAVEYARD WAY:

The above is not a complete list, but these are extremely common in most households and therefore are the most likely chemical fuck-ups to occur.

DO NOT MIX HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS.

DO NOT MIX CLEANING AGENTS.

DO NOT MIX CERTAIN ASTRINGENTS. (HYDROGEN PEROXIDE IS OFTEN IN FIRST AID KITS OR WOUND SPRAYS AND CAN CAUSE A REACTION IN SMALL AMOUNTS IF MIXED WITH THINGS IT SHOULD NOT BE MIXED WITH EVEN ACCIDENTALLY ON A SURFACE ETC.)

DO NOT MIX ANY CHEMICALS THAT YOU ARE NOT 100% SURE ARE SAFE TO MIX. (SPOILER: MOST THINGS ARE NOT REALLY SAFE TO MIX AND SOMETIMES COMBINING SAFE ONES ACTUALLY MAKES THEM LESS EFFECTIVE ANYWAY, SO JUST DON’T COMBINE THIS KIND OF SHIT!)

YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT A CHEMIST. PLEASE DO NOT TURN YOUR KITCHEN/BATHROOM/HOME INTO A LAB ACCIDENT.

IF YOU ARE A CHEMIST, YOU SHOULD STILL NOT FUCK AROUND. MANY OF YOU DO NOT RELIABLY USE YOUR SAFETY GOGGLES OR THE CORRECT TYPE OF SAFETY GOGGLES. (IF YOU’RE THE TYPE OF CHEMIST WHO DOESN’T ENSURE ADEQUATE VENTILATION IN YOUR WORK AREA, I WILL NOT TRUST YOU WITH BLEACH. COMPLACENCY KILLS.)

CONCLUSION: STOP MIXING CHEMICALS!

YOU ARE NOT PROFESSOR X, AND YOU WILL NOT END UP CREATING THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

YOU WILL ONLY CREATE A NEW INVOICE FOR YOUR LOCAL FUNERAL HOME.

I AM YELLING AT YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND WANT YOU TO BE SAFE.

TO ANY DUMBASS TEENAGERS OUT THERE, I WANT YOU TO SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BECOME DUMBASS ADULTS.

PLEASE DO NOT DIE.

wickedwonderlandd

The fumes from this vid burned all the hair off my body,melted my skin, and then killed me t.f

lonelyassassin96

Hey, this actually very useful information to have if you are a kid or otherwise don’t know.

bettsplendens

I feel like the “may cause death” part on that chart needs to be majorly bigger. The descriptions of the first two sound like they’d be unpleasant, but “unpleasant” doesn’t cut it. Needs to have a way bigger “THIS IS HOW THEY KILLED PEOPLE IN WARS BEFORE IT WAS OUTLAWED” warning.

meltielyn

twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083

this is a murder scene

katelyn-danger

Laura Palmer

aita-blorbos

AITA for insulting someone's baking?

I (3.8billionF) an a creation goddess, and a sweets connoisseur. Recently someone (14M) posted a cupcake recipe on a social media site I use, and the recipe is... bad. Amongst other things, it requires yeast, more chocolate chips than flour, and half an egg - which he stated he hardboils! Hardboils! In cupcakes! He said that he made these cupcakes for his mom when she was sick, and something just...

Yeah, so saying that the cupcakes killed his mom was a really dumb thing to say. He took it personally, everyone's mad at me, his best friend wants to fistfight be behind a Denny's (I could take him though), and I'm pretty sure I'm TA here, but I figured I'd get your guys' thoughts. AITA?

AITA?

YTA

NTA

JAH

NAH

ESH

INFO

Voting ended onSep 2, 2023

#yes. yes you are #i remember when someone did that to me and it really sucked

heartnosekid

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if no one ever sees Santa Claus then how do we know what he looks like?

Santa claus used to leave drawings of himself with the gifts so people knew who left it there

that makes sense! I wonder if I’ll get a drawing from Santa this year!

Omg, sorry Adrien! It was just a joke/ theory. I have no idea how we know that

…oh

it’s okay luka. I know you meant well

I'm really sorry Adrien. Can I draw you a Santa Claus?

I would love that Luka!!!!!!!!!

if no one ever sees Santa Claus then how do we know what he looks like?

Santa claus used to leave drawings of himself with the gifts so people knew who left it there

that makes sense! I wonder if I’ll get a drawing from Santa this year!

Omg, sorry Adrien! It was just a joke/ theory. I have no idea how we know that

…oh

it’s okay luka. I know you meant well

if no one ever sees Santa Claus then how do we know what he looks like?

Santa claus used to leave drawings of himself with the gifts so people knew who left it there

that makes sense! I wonder if I’ll get a drawing from Santa this year!

if no one ever sees Santa Claus then how do we know what he looks like?

Go white boy go! Be the magical girl you’ve always dreamed of being.

Can I be….

Sailor Moon????

wish-it-had-been-me

Dw I won't murder the planet again.

…

wat

ni-yooo

back away slowly from the keyboard and pretend its not there

it’s always there nino

notpikaman

imagine your crush liking you back

maybe try asking your second crush out

imagine your other crush liking you back

and this is why love is a square

because crushes hate you? …poor spoiler I’m sorry

*shoots up*

IT'S A SQUARE. ALL THIS TIME IT TOOK ME TO REALIZE IT'S A SQUARE

@plaggsfromagerie IT'S A SQUARE PLAGG. PLAGG. IT'S A SQUARE.

What’s a square Tikki?

LOVE. LOVE IS A SQUARE

OH MY GOD LOVE IS A SQUARE

why is it a square?

THEY'RE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER BUT THEY'RE IDIOTS

WHO IS. WHOS IN LOVE TIKKI

SPOILERS

WHOS SPOILERS. I DONT THINK I KNOW THEM

YOU KNOW SPOILERS BETTER THAN YOU THINK BUT NOT ENOUGH TO TURN THE SQUARE INTO A LINE

IT CAN GO INTO A LINE???? THIS IS GETTING INTERESTING

ONLY IF THEY'RE NOT IDIOTS WHICH ALAS. THEY ARE

HOW IDIOTIC CAN THEY GET. THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY IN LOVE. JUST ASK EACH OTHER OUT

YES. EXACTLY. WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF SPOILERS TOOK THIS HINT.

come on spoilers. this is your sign to ask them out. go and do it

oh my me spoiler is an idiot

spoiler. you ignored this post didn’t you. you need help

spoiler didn't ignore this post and that's the worst part

….

did spoilers get rejected

no, spoiler didn't ask her out because he's an idiot

spoiler stop being an idiot and ask her out

honestly people these days need to step up

*stares intensely*

yeah. what Tikki said. *stares intensely at him too*

imagine your crush liking you back

maybe try asking your second crush out

imagine your other crush liking you back

*shoots up*

IT'S A SQUARE. ALL THIS TIME IT TOOK ME TO REALIZE IT'S A SQUARE

@plaggsfromagerie IT'S A SQUARE PLAGG. PLAGG. IT'S A SQUARE.

What’s a square Tikki?

LOVE. LOVE IS A SQUARE

OH MY GOD LOVE IS A SQUARE

why is it a square?

THEY'RE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER BUT THEY'RE IDIOTS

WHO IS. WHOS IN LOVE TIKKI

SPOILERS

WHOS SPOILERS. I DONT THINK I KNOW THEM

YOU KNOW SPOILERS BETTER THAN YOU THINK BUT NOT ENOUGH TO TURN THE SQUARE INTO A LINE

IT CAN GO INTO A LINE???? THIS IS GETTING INTERESTING

ONLY IF THEY'RE NOT IDIOTS WHICH ALAS. THEY ARE

HOW IDIOTIC CAN THEY GET. THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY IN LOVE. JUST ASK EACH OTHER OUT

YES. EXACTLY. WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF SPOILERS TOOK THIS HINT.

come on spoilers. this is your sign to ask them out. go and do it

oh my me spoiler is an idiot

spoiler. you ignored this post didn’t you. you need help

spoiler didn't ignore this post and that's the worst part

….

did spoilers get rejected

no, spoiler didn't ask her out because he's an idiot

spoiler stop being an idiot and ask her out

honestly people these days need to step up