↳ A GIF GUIDE TO ANNOYING HUMAN TRASH BAG, GABRIEL LISBON.
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@gabriellisbon
↳ A GIF GUIDE TO ANNOYING HUMAN TRASH BAG, GABRIEL LISBON.
And what do you call someone who listens to Hole?
Someone who knows what’s good for themselves.
What’s so indie about band guys playing Kurt Cobain dress up? Is that the only way guys like Ariel Pink get groupies?
Appeals to their main fanbase, I guess. All those FAKE DEEP ‘ I was born in the wrong generation ’ urban teens.
G. LISBON’S TEEN ANGST RECORDINGS ( VOL. I )
NOTES: done in a way reminiscent of one of my fave movies, ( i.e. fragments of tape recordings ) — Y’ALL SEEN ELECTRICK CHILDREN???? also: twin peaks comes to mind. anyway, if u want a voiceclaim, it’s gabriel’s fc because i can’t think of anyone more apathetic :-// also: click on the ‘ overwritten recording ’ link because i put a garageband effect on a grlpool song to make it sound LOW-FI.
OVERWRITTEN RECORDING : A MIXTAPE ( FOR A NOW INSIGNIFICANT PERSON. )
@glisbon: really shocked that they didn't play kiss me thru the phone
WHO SHOWS UP TO PROM in a leather jacket ?? Sitting on the window sill, she took a second inhaling the smoke, a judgmental stare accompanying her to make it a real western showdown. “At least you recognized me, I thought Alex Turner went blonde. ” – and that was when she cracked a smile at her own joke. “No judgement, unless it’s covered in Lisa Frank.”
They try their best to suppress a laugh as they shoot back an equally ‘ THREATENING ’ scowl. “ You’re a real comedienne, Sam. But what makes you think you’ve got the right to disrespect my 90s Seapunk-Vaporwave aesthetic? ” And this is where Gabriel will lose eye contact with her for a second. Check the time on their phone. Roll their eyes. “ Hey, are you actually planning on staying the entire night? ”
@rudecinephile: @glisbon only yeah x3 is allowed ..srry
@glisbon: @rudecinephile it's called yeah /3x/ UNCULTURED SWINE
@glisbon: @rudecinephile y r u tweeting me we're like right next to each other
@glisbon: asked the dj to play fidlar and they ignored me
It really wasn’t long before Sam found the nearest bathroom to smoke her celebratory cannabis in, not that she found much reason to celebrate in the first place. As she opened up one of the windows, another person had entered the bathroom, turning to face them as they did. “—– it’s a party.”
Was it a good idea to wear a leather jacket to prom? Not really, but Gabriel will ignore their urge to pass out for the sake of INDIE CREDS. They head towards the bathroom ( perhaps the only available place of refuge ), only to find the girl whose ass they ditched that night in France. “ Oh it’s you. Just when I thought I had found a place to take out my vape pen… “
↳ @GLISBON TWEETED A PHOTO:
fck paris and fck the fashion world me voy a matar
@glisbon: what if i kill myself in the middle of paris
dont like me / teen suicide
“Oh, I don’t know, to push the gay agenda?”
“Fuck, you got me. Can I be totally honest right now? My entire life has just been part of an elaborate scheme to convert all of Heffes to pansexuality. Actually, I’m not even human. I’m an AI created by ‘ The Gays. ’ ”
“There is not. You really shouldn’t false advertise, Lisbon, it compromises your artistic integrity.”
“There sure is. I speak from personal experience why would I ever lie, Marcia?”