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[huglusted]

[beeandpupcat]

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

[goat-yells-at-everything]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[allieinarden]

[katielynn526]

[hayamika-deactivated20240815]

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

[alexandr1te]

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

[maxineprimal]

Can’t forget this gem.

[susanpevensle]

today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn’t very good at my classical studies degree because zeus only had one son, hercules - his source was the disney movie hercules

[creekfiend]

#it would be easier to list the sons zeus does not have

[apple-dandy]

Zeus was The First Fuckboy and it’s a good thing for him that ancient Greece didn’t have child support.

[knight-of-tuxedo]

Canada responds to post G7 comments by the US

[tinyhatonapumpkin]

Ok I laughed my ass off at the Hull/Gatineau jokes, so I’m gonna explain it for anyone not living in the National Capital Region:

Hull is the part of Gatineau right across the Ottawa River - and provincial border, from downtown Ottawa, Ontario. Ontario’s drinking age is 19, Quebec’s is 18. So naturally all the 18yr olds from Ottawa go over to the Quebec side to get drunk.

[lookatthesefreakinghipsters-dea]

Hey, remember that time our Prime Minister choked a guy at a public event, it wound up having no negative impact on his political career (he was PM for like 6 more years) and pretty much just made people like him more? Yeah, that’s the Shawinigan handshake. I wonder how many people on here remember/have heard of that.

A protester at a Flag Day event in 1996 got right into Former Prime Minister Jean Chretian’s face in a crowd. His security detail was kind of separated from him by the crowd, so Jean Chretian wound up choking the protester. He said he felt threatened by the protester and it was an act of self-defence.

The one who was choked didn’t press charges (and was totally okay), another person did press charges against the PM, but they were dismissed.

[the-monae]

🌈For Queer Black Girls🌈

[gamerspirit]

How to finish that last minute assignment

[leetakeuchi-blog]

[disgruntledota-deactivated20121]

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

[sinonspeaks-deactivated20160730]

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

[marxistmemes-deactivated2024031]

this will come in handy one day

[cjshark]

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2012: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

[vivairi-deactivated20190813]

Or….just….turn your assignments in on time

[top-lil]

also a valid strategy

[catchymemes]

[eightbitwave]

Elon Musk and Grimes in 2 years

[profeminist]

“There are some women in the video that do not have on the pants, because I don’t believe that all women need to possess a vagina to be a woman.” 

- @JanelleMonae

Tweet source 

Janelle Monáe’s video caused a stir, but you probably missed this the first time around. 

Nope, didn’t miss it, but thanks for confirming!

More Janelle Monáe posts

[valkysrie]

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

brunch is gay culture because none of us are awake before 10 am

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

except farm gays. these are the most powerful gays and I dare not fuck with them

[wishful-thinkment]

my mum is a farm gay, she came out, left my dad, moved to a tiny little podunk farming town, found the only other gay in the village, the waitress at the diner, she gave her her number and now they’re engaged. she truly is the most powerful gay. a brave lesbian.

an inspiration.

[a-melior-ate]

[rosadiiiaz-deactivated20181223]

[fuckyeahadventuretimegifs]

“Honestly the fact that this fucking ‘S’ symbol survived 1000 years of time and a nuclear apocalypse is one of the most realistic aspects of adventure time” (via)

[allthecanadianpolitics]

An excellent facebook post (by Saskatchewan Lawyer Rob Feist) laying out the absurdity of Gerald Stanley’s defence, and how ridiculous it is that he got acquitted of all charges in Colten Boushie’s death.

Read the full post here.

[theprovince]

“Justice for Colten” rally in Vancouver was one of many across Canada in response to Friday’s not guilty verdict in the second-degree murder trial of Saskatchewan farmer Gerald Stanley. About 300 people came out to show their support for the Boushie family. Photo: @Francisgeorgian / PNG⠀ ⠀ #justiceforcolten #justiceforcoltenboushie #vancity #vancouver #saskatchewan #justice #vanlife

[asexualwalkingcalculator]

[sharkwitchy-deactivated20190625]

Are you a Buzzfeed Unsolved gay or a Ghost Adventures gay

[jacepi-time]

[homosexuality-and-civilization]

La Chute du Chat (Two Women Disturbed by a Cat) by Jean-Alphonse Roehn, 19th century.

[chornijvoron]

19th century lesbians well acquainted with “pets watching u have sex” struggle