Reaper Here

Talons Designated Edgy Dad ((independent Reaper rp blog, asks are finally open, mostly ship r76, modded by anxiety-mushroom

[elfantasmacosmico-blog]

:3

[gabrielr-eyes]

I demand cookies

[tekhartha-gayatta]

Jack Morrison: It’s a nice night, isn’t it :)

Gabriel “Reaper” Reyes trying his hardest to stop the 800 barn owls that hide under his cloak from squawking too loud: haha yeah.

[gabrielr-eyes]

You cant prove anything

[8oo-deactivated20160414]

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

[mothermilhouse]

right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp 

and not only are these things totally badass and stylish

they have 16 colour cones in their vision

us humans only have 3

these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can

literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist

do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS

[ayeyuu]

not only that but they can punch a hole in an aquarium tank.

that’s pretty fucking radical.

[epsilon110]

not only punching through aquarium walls too

these little demon-spawn can punch so hard and so fast that

IT BREAKS WATER PHYSICS

their punches cause water to boil and create a bubble underwater, which kills its prey if it has contact with it, cooking them from the outside

BUT IT DOESN’T EVEN NEED TO MAKE CONTACT

the collapsing bubble sends out a shockwave strong enough to kill anything in a 10 cm diameter due to pure pressure 

this fabulous sob is death incarnate and don’t forget that   

[gabrielr-eyes]

My spirit animal

[tendermiasma]

Jack why

[eternalchant]

controversial opinion here but uhhhhh i think that playing games should be fun for everyone involved not just top tier players

[perceusia]

Do you prefer savory or spicy?

Savory wins by far.

[gabrielr-eyes]

I take time out of my day to make food

You take one bite and say it's too spicy

I put salt on this what the fuck

[claudetheclown]

Put a Pokemon in my muse’s askbox and they will either catch it or let it go; but they can only catch 6 total!

[overwatchrpdirectory]

Please reblog if you're an Overwatch RP Blog

We’re an OW resource blog and are compiling a directory of all OW rpers.

***In order to help make updating the directory easier, be sure to list your muse(s) name in the tags.

[incorrect-overwatch-quotations]

“Sombra put salt in my coffee because I annoyed her, but I’m going to continue to drink it because I’m petty and won’t let her win.”

— Reaper

[carrionbeast]

Halloween is almost over. You know what that means!

MOTHER

FUCKIN

HANUKKAH 

SEASON

YEAH!

[askmethevalkyrie]

Happy Hanukkah to all of my Jewish followers!

[incorrect-overwatch-quotations]

Reaper: McCree is not my son.

Doomfist: Jesse McCree? What, that moronic cowboy?

Reaper: That's my son, you jackass!

[incorrect-overwatch-quotations]

Soldier 76: Get on my level you sociopathic shit bag.

Reaper: To get on your level I'd need cement shoes and a one-way ticket to the Mariana trench.

Submitted by anonymous

[i-am-a-fish]

you’ve got thighs that make guys cries tears from their eyes no lies

[xbloody-thighs-hollow-eyesx]

🍁🎃🍂autumn asks🍂🎃🍁

pumpkin spice: what’s your drink of choice?

wool socks: what’s something you look forward to in fall?

chilly air: what’s your least favorite and favorite type of weather?

scarves: if you could only wear one outfit for the rest of your life what would it be?

apple cider: if you could throw a party, and invite absolutely anyone, who would they be?

haunted houses: what’s your scariest memory? (if you don’t have one/ don’t want to talk about it, what’s your biggest fear?)

falling leaves: you’re stranded on a desert island and here’s the twist; what three things do you NOT bring with you?

smelly candles: what’s your absolute favorite scent?

big sweaters: do you prefer the cold, warmth, or a perfect in-between?

halloween: if you could dress up as anyone/ anything and pull it off absolutely flawlessly, who/what would it be?

cozy blankets: where do you feel the most safe and at home?

hot tea: when was the last time you kissed someone?

cinnamon coffee: is there anyone you want to kiss?

flannel: what’s your favorite day of the year? is there a reason it’s your favorite?

fuzzy boots: if you could live in any year/era, which would it be and why?

thanksgiving: what is something/someone you’re the most thankful for? any particular reason?

black friday: what is one thing, if anything, you would sell your soul to own?

apple picking: if you could go anywhere, where would it be and why?

corn mazes: do you have any secret talents/abilities?

hay rides: if you could pick absolutely anything to be your form of transportation, what would it be?

the color orange: do you have a specific song that reminds you of autumn? what is it?

windy nights:if you could go to any concert whose would it be?

holding hands: do you believe in soulmates?

watches: do you think black cats are bad luck?

candy corn: favorite fall thing to bake/cook?

[strangely-my-dear-watson]

Let’s have some fun!

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★ (I'm still not your dad)

“ REYES IS THAT YOU ?! “ “ But thank you. “

[gabrielr-eyes]

I’m not your dad

[h-ighnoon-deactivated20190402]

Gabe why?! D:

[gabrielr-eyes]

I was your boss not your parent

[h-ighnoon-deactivated20190402]

you’re a bitch

[gabrielr-eyes]

That was a test, I’m throwing away the adoption papers

[h-ighnoon-deactivated20190402]

GABE DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE  I’LL TELL JACK >:c

[gabrielr-eyes]

Jokes on you, *slams folder on table* I JUST LEGALLY ADOPTED YOU

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★ (I'm still not your dad)

“ REYES IS THAT YOU ?! “ “ But thank you. “

[gabrielr-eyes]

I’m not your dad

[h-ighnoon-deactivated20190402]

Gabe why?! D:

[gabrielr-eyes]

I was your boss not your parent

[h-ighnoon-deactivated20190402]

you’re a bitch

[gabrielr-eyes]

That was a test, I'm throwing away the adoption papers