Ionian (C,D,E,F,G,A,B,C): Your favorite band is the beatles and you hate confrontation.
Lydian (C,D,E,F#,G,A,B,C): Wearing a flower crown right now, loves R&B, constantly daydreaming.
Spanish Phrygian (C,Db,E,F,G,Ab,Bb,C): MOODY AF. Possibly from the southern shores of the mediterranean. Possible interests: Islamic music, death metal, flamenco.
Mixolydian (C,D,E,F,G,A,Bb,C): Likely a dad.
Dorian (C,D,Eb,F,G,A,Bb,C): rebel who plays devil’s advocate constantly, yet still very likeable.
Aeolian (C,D,Eb,F,G,Ab,Bb,C): Just like Ionian except on a bad day and had an inexplicably fleeting talent for poetry.
Lochrian (C,Db,Eb,F,Gb,Ab,Bb,C) Really into paganism. Might be Björk.
Diminished (C,Db,Eb,E,F#,G,A,Bb,C): Listens to the right of spring for fun. Collector of instruments that are not designed for equal temperament. Math degree.
Coltrane hexatonic (C,Eb,E,G,Ab,B,C): Also a math degree. Likes to play cherokee at 240 bpm.
Chromatic (C,Db,D,Eb,E,F,Gb,G,Ab,A,Bb,B,C): your favorite color is gray. Reads a lot of wikipedia. Owns a lizard.
Mixolydian flat 6: (C,D,E,F,G,Ab,Bb,C): Plays the accordian. Is learning old church slavonic.
Bebop (C,D,E,F,G,Ab,A,B,C): likes things to work out the easiest way possible. Likes to play cherokee at 260 bpm.