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[diosapate]

she marxed down the stairs leninistly

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

[standwithdaanes]

[mizumanta]

[kirikomamura]

[milf--adjacent]

Nothing in the rule book says a dog can't play basketball. There are a couple rules against trans women, however, so she'll have to leave.

[superchat]

[superchat]

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[mazzakr]

this frame from krusty krab training video is so underrated to me why does nobody talk about it

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

after being accused of taking a large bribe from a leading manufacturer of dirigibles, the right honorable Sir Robert Budd, Baron of Dwyer took his own life in public with an elaborate pneumatic pistol, sending his whimsical hat and goggles flying

[fishing-princess]

[sailatina3]

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[pugnole]

[toskarin]

smash bros is just kind of a funny concept for a game in general. you've got all kinds of game mechanics and characters flying at each other, and they've all gotta collide and Do Something

what's steve minecraft doing against captain falcon? they had to ask how a falcon punch would interact with minecraft blocks. what if the persona 5 protag fought solid snake? they had to answer what would happen if joker could beat box

[gamurin]

Uma Crackship Digistill

[lemuenss-deactivated20260707]

still in...❤️

[buttastic]

I see so many people saying shit like "the way fandoms behave makes me really nervous to write the story I want to write, what if my fandom sucks" and I just want to sit down with all of them and be like it's ok, you don't have to worry, you're not going to be famous

[segamascott]