Fire Breather

Gael Hoffman, 40, Divorced, Father of 1

[gaelxhoffman]

torbjornandreassen​:

“Implying that you’ll never get old, and there was every anything wrong with being little spoon. Cute.” Tor let out a teasing huff while neatly laying his fancier clothes on the dresser and changing into his lounge clothes. “Still cheeky.”

“Look. You have fourteen years on me. You’ll be the one in diapers first,” he teased before flopping on the bed and then rolling onto his back to stare at Tor. “Am I cute? I feel most would find my habits obnoxious and not fitting of someone as cool as I.”

[gaelxhoffman]

torbjornandreassen​:

“Oh, you will, will you? I’ll just have to remember to stand somewhat out of reach.” He teased before giving a small smile. “Well, you know my rule about Harmony. Always making her happy. And no, you haven’t given me the grand tour.  Perhaps you’d like to do that now while you have my hand.”

“Can’t tickle me and stay out of range of my kick. So I win,” he replied with a little huff. “I’m afraid if we take the grand tour, she’ll wake up and I won’t get my cuddles.” It wasn’t a big deal when they were married. Gael always got Tor, but now? He wasn’t as willing to share with Harmony, at least for the time being.

[gaelxhoffman]

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[gaelxhoffman]

torbjornandreassen​:

“Nope, you are telling me. I’ll tickle you until you spill it.” Tor teased, but they both knew he was being serious about wanting to know what was wrong. A light smile lit up his face as he nodded. “I can do that. The butterfly shaped ones with the strawberries and banana clouds. And if it concerns you too much, I will set an alarm to go downstairs and nap on the couch until it’s time for her to wake up. I’ll even come up with a cover story.”

“No you will not. I will kick you,” he huffed. “I bet she’ll love that.” He squeezed Tor’s hand and moved to lead him to the bedroom. “I guess you haven’t gotten a tour of my apartment since I moved. Sometimes it’s a little lonely with just Harmony and me,” he admitted. “Especially since I can’t downgrade from a king sized bed.”

[gaelxhoffman]

torbjornandreassen​:

“Or else you had not invited me over. It’s understandable.” Tor wrapped his arms around his ex and let out at breathy sigh. “What is troubling you, Gael? you’ve got that look in your eyes.”

It felt nice to be held onto by someone who wasn’t a fling. Of course, that just meant there would be more complicated feelings at play. He probably should have fought harder against the suggestion of divorce. “It’s nothing you need to concern yourself with,” he grumbled as his hands moved to grasp the other’s. “Even though I’m hesitant, you should make Harmony special pancakes in the morning. I am...not good at cooking.”

[gaelxhoffman]

Grindr

rileycoyote: well hopefully i can help ya find it

rileycoyote: no need to apologize. maybe my sass will be enough for the both of us

rileycoyote: i'm a paramedic. i guess it sounds kind of fucked up to say im bored that there's no calls. woops.

rileycoyote: i guess what i mean is that it's quiet today.

gaeltheblower: no no no

gaeltheblower: i've lost my cheesy pickup skills. not my sass

gaeltheblower: i feel like you should be happy it's quiet

gaeltheblower: my job is never exciting so i'm used to it

[torbjornandreassen]

“Yes, I believe you requested one night of cuddles on Grindr.”

@gaelxhoffman​

[gaelxhoffman]

Gael had been excitedly waiting at the door for Tor to appear. It went against his best judgement to have invited his ex over, but that apprehension melted away when he saw the taller male in his doorstep. Instantly, he buried his face in the other man’s chest and inhaled the scent of his cologne. “Harmony is asleep.”

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[gaelxhoffman]

Grindr

madeindenmark: 'feel bad for me'

madeindenmark: now i know where our daughter gets this phrase.

madeindenmark: i shall be over momentarily

gaeltheblower: she takes after me

gaeltheblower: aren't you proud?

gaeltheblower: yay!

[gaelxhoffman]

Grindr

madeindenmark: that you are

madeindenmark: i'm sure that's the end result you wanted. i'll bring sweets for Harmony.

gaeltheblower: Considering I rejected your dinner invitation, no

gaeltheblower: but i miss cuddling my torby

gaeltheblower: feel bad for me

[gaelxhoffman]

finnickcarneymusic​:

“oh fuck…I…I am sorry” he frowned and felt bad. Fin gave the other man a weak laugh, ‘i know the feeling…I…my guys are the most handsome, beautiful, sexiest men alive…and I gave them up…“ He sighed.

“No need to apologize. It’s not like we’re on bad terms.” They were still probably too close in some cases. Gael was bad about distancing himself. “Well, hopefully you had a good reason. If it’s not meant to be, you’ll find someone else.”

[gaelxhoffman]

Grindr

madeindenmark: You're not that old. You haven't even crossed into 50 yet.

madeindenmark:...I know.

gaeltheblower: I'm only 40

gaeltheblower: am i naughty if i ask you to come over rn?

[gaelxhoffman]

finnickcarneymusic​:

“I…I am so sorry,” Fin frowned, “I should have fought more for them…I…I just don’t have it in me, and I feel like I was always hurting them .” He began to tear up. “Does it ever get better?”

Gael contemplated whether or not he should be honest. Of course, his wound was fresh too. “Can’t tell you. Only happened a few months ago after over a decade of being together,” he replied with a shrug. “Still tempted to drag him back in my bed. He’s hot.” Well, and he was in love, but that was totally unimportant.

[gaelxhoffman]

finnickcarneymusic​:

“I dont know. I…I told myself that I had to do this. That they would be better off without me. Have you?”

“Yeah. It’s similar to what my husband told me when he decided we should divorce,” he huffed before staring down into his drink. Tor had been right, but Gael still missed him. 

[finnickcarneymusic]

“I fucked up…But I did the right thing for them…”

[gaelxhoffman]

Gael stared over at the younger man and quirked his mind. “Yeah. Are you sure about that, kid? Don’t know your situation, but I’ve heard similar things before.”

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