Keeper Collector 🤍

Jac, she/her, 26. spreading my keeper propoganda through fic. follows from wingsofanillyrian

[gagaslonina]

GREYKITKEPA -> GAGASLONINA

I tag my writing with '#jac writes'

Requests are OPEN I'll do my best to write them all but I can't guarantee when/if they'll be written! All depends on how inspired i am 💙

Men I write for: Ben Chilwell, Reece James, Christian Pulisic, Gaga Slonina, Cole Palmer, Conor Gallagher, Levi Colwill, Djordje Petrovic, Marcus Bettinelli.

Women who I write for: Jessie Fleming, Erin Cuthbert, Zećira Mušović, Lauren James, Guro Reiten.

I write for more players on @yellowkitkieran so check that as well!

MEN:

⚽ Ben Chilwell

⚽ Christian Pulisic

⚽ Cole Palmer

⚽️ Conor Gallagher

⚽ Gaga Slonina

⚽ Kai Havertz (no requests please)

⚽ Kepa Arrizabalaga 

⚽️ Levi Colwill

⚽ Mason Mount (No requests please)

⚽️ Marcus Bettinelli

⚽ Marcus Rashford

⚽ Reece James

⛓ Crime AU

WOMEN:

⚽️ Erin Cuthbert

⚽️ Jessie Fleming

⚽️ Lauren James

[feistypuppythatwantstowatchball]

I simply appreciate good journalism.

[lmbibitor]

“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

[mortalfortaxpurposes]

anti rpf people are so funny they're always like "how would you feel if people shipped you with your friend" i don't know how to break it to you but if i was famous and no one was writing fanfiction about me i would be devastated. i wouldn't feel like i made it until i could search my name on ao3 and find 10k+ explicit results. peace and love though

[gagaslonina]

What dystopian hell did I stumble into where this is a possibility?

[thebookbutterfly]

fanfiction isn’t enough, I need to chew on him

[mitchodium]

my worst trait is referring to sports teams as 'we' like i am in any way involved at all

[emptinesstomelodyao3-deactivate]

It's always

"When will fanfic writers update their stories?"

And never

"Does this fanfic writer have adequate enrichment to engage in writing behaviours?"

Fanfiction writers (Scriptor fictus) are intelligent animals who need plenty of enrichment as well as encouragement! If they're stuck in poor conditions (e.g. have studies, work, have to actually write to have something written) then they require the proper enrichment to engage in more healthy behaviours, like writing. Remember, due to poor breeding and socialisation, over half of all fanfic writers suffer from low self confidence and executive dysfunction so take care of them!

Give your fanfic writers proper care. Fanfiction writers are a life long commitment.

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

[ppepohappy]

in my humble opinion, the moment you know you or a friend truly in it as a sports fan is if you have beef with sports reporters. officially in the trenches

[oklamas-deactivated20250504]

[gagaslonina]

How do i request an athlete u dont have on the list of who u write for? 😀

Who are you thinking? IF I feel inspired I may take the request if it's someone I know and am comfortable with!

[mothercain]

it is truly so pathetic how much america hates women

[potato-jem]

take one, pass it on

a hug

a hand to hold

a cottage in the woods with no phone reception

a beer

a guttural scream in a field somewhere

“everything will be okay”

a snack

a comfort read/comfort movie

uninterrupted sleep

whatever your heart desires (you deserve it)

Voting ended onNov 13, 2024

[ilyasorokinn]

i’ll get straight to the point: if you voted for donald trump, unfollow me right now. thanks!

[bebx]

me coming to your blog to give you a boop. (you cannot hide from me)

me when you boop me:

[paradoxolotl]