gaius scribonius curio propaganda blog

try my curio pill. open your mind and create new problems!

[gaius-scribonius-curio]

you know i've always been something of a curious guy myself.

[gaius-scribonius-curio]

i'm submissive and bribable

[erlkingirl]

when i lie it’s not because im a liar it’s just that my mentor was cicero

[nadianotapplicable]

the ancient romans also had the backrooms but they thought it was normal so they didnt write it down

[gaius-scribonius-curio]

breaking: young people are snorting the ashes of gaius scribonius curio the elder

[caiusjuliuscaesar]

it's pride month caesarians. you know what this means.

[an-average-ancient-roman]

i love the grain dole. i would eat grain out of a popularis' hand

[thempyrealexicon]

*pointing to your political protégé* you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

[bobbole]

Yevgeny Charushin, Snow Leopard

[marisswaggerton]

”fatherless behavior” actually he was there and that’s quite literally the whole problem

[pixxyofice]

make that trio polyamorous

[perditaiuventus]

happy pride month to marcus "sed cito curio interuenit, qui te a meretricio quaestu abduxit et, tamquam stolam dedisset, in matrimonio stabili et certo collocauit. nemo umquam puer emptus libidinis causa tam fuit in domini potestate quam tu in curionis. quotiens te pater eius domu sua eiecit, quotiens custodes posuit, ne limen intrares! cum tu tamen nocte socia, hortante libidine, cogente mercede, per tegulas demitterere" antonius

(cinaedus flag by @catominor)

[gaius-scribonius-curio]

love me or hate me i'm on your mind

[gaius-scribonius-curio]

the great threesome of 49 ,which was cut short by my untimely death

[gaius-scribonius-curio]

shoving reforms up my pussy

[thisisntmycat]

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filiola curionis fwednesday