god has cursed me for my hubris

matt - 23 - he/him - smelly loser haha

[homobeast]

oh what the hell, add another basil leaf! i’m not driving

[hyolks]

ed proceeded to wipe out and was almost entirely swallowed by the snowbank

[kirsssche]

looking disrespectfully

[alenseress]

Apocalypse au from twitter + half-assed lore I put together

[jasonmeowmeow]

forgot to podt this here

[toskarin]

honestly one of the worst things about getting isekai'd is the one day adjustment period where you're frantically trying to remember whether the creator of the vaguely european middle ages fantasy setting you're in is familiar with the historical agricultural products of europe so you know if you're about to face the consequences of being reborn in a world where you can't get caffeine or nicotine

[toskarin]

going down a conversation chain where I ask every farmer I encounter whether they've heard of a potato, and even though many of them are saying yes, I'm getting the sense it's a cruel joke because every time I ask for more details they immediately proceed to describe an apple with an elemental earth enchantment

[fagstaynight]

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have been whining about? Jesus christ

[vimbry-moved]

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

[vimbry-moved]

this one's a big hit with the ghosts

[milfsisyphus]

well the eagle eats my liver every day around 3pm, but otherwise i can meet when it best suits your schedule!

[sirnoblesquid]

got a little bit bored and did this

[vesicapiscean]

(meekly) can’t wait to inherit the earth…

[severedfloors-deactivated202409]

me: playing disco elysium

harry du bois in the left corner of my screen:

[huariqueje]

Wave in Backlight - Peter Witt

German , b. 1966 -

Oil on canvas, 80 x 80 cm.

[starberry-cupcake]

[gakiteeth]

Positive for the “I like this thing in a much more nuanced and correct way than you” wizards curse

[tumbleringquotes]

Swiss Cheese Mono Font by Heirloom

[polartss]

Dan!🤎

[frckldmnstr]

They will need a new captain soon