Boy Toy Wonder

being bi isn't a choice. its a competition and I'm winning. D(M)V he/him

[fake-mermaid]

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

[pinktwink]

It is so truly disturbing to see beloved mutuals posts on those Minecraft clip post reading slop videos..... Why would you do them like that

[totalitarino]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[cloudstructures]

wished a customer happy new year yesterday and he responded “happy new moment! you get as many of those as you’d like :)” so we’re all gonna be okay

[maidthings]

i should figure out how to homebrew white monster actually

[mirille]

Dr. Viktor Frankenstein:

[moshroom]

he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced

[moshroom]

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

[knightclubbing]

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

[pansoph]

the way i thought onceler meant “incel who has had sex once”

[xalatath]

I wanna fuck you like a centipede

Blogger's Note: Centipedes reproduce by the male leaving a spermatophore (sperm packet) on the ground for the female to pick up - no intercourse is involved.

[zakiyah]

"ingredients you can pronounce" learn phonics. coward.

[kilncreatures]

hmmm. bnugny

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

@hoodiegal

[hoodiegal]

friend!!

[hcnnibal]

guy who says grace before doing a line of coke

[thoodleoo]

EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR 3RD CENTURY ROMAN THREESOME RING!!

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

it really happened, i was the huge disembodied dick

[storm-of-feathers]

this is what every mental health conversation on this god forsaken website sounds like to me.

[skunkes]

Cant stop thinking about this comment under a video about stardew valley rabbits foot drops