Wrote A Check With My Mouth

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[kittyofalltrades]

Master list Updated 12/24/22

Yes I am well aware that most of the series are highly out of date. But with enough motivation I might pick them back up. Yes I am also aware these came from my back up blog hush.

Poe Dameron

Body Jewelry

Boys are dumb

Ad Alterna Mundum AO3 NSFW

What where you thinking (First Order Poe)

A Change of Pace (First Order Poe Dameron)

Poe and FO!Poe Kinks NSFW

Poe's Tight Ass Pants NSFW

Armitage Hux

The Origin of Tidge

Taking Control NSFW

Kinkiest Thots NSFW

Hux. Spit. NSFW

Kylo Ren

Yes Supreme Leader NSFW

Of Assassin’s and Hearts AO3 DARK FIC NSFW

The Return of Hope (Ben Solo) AO3 NSFW

Ad Alterna Mundum AO3 NSFW

To Keep the Goddess on My Side NSFW

Loki

Have fun with Loki

Moon Knight

Cute Aggression Steven Grant x Reader

Lockley Smokes Jake Lockley x Reader

Office Hours Professor!Steven Grant x Reader co-written with @welcometostayingawake (AO3)

Marc Spector's Daddy Kink HC NSFW

Call me Poe Steven Grant x Reader NSFW

Marc's Thin Ass Sweat Pants HC NSFW

The Moon and The Sorcerer- Moon Knight Series Masterlist

Benjamin “Benny” Miller

Last Minute Under The Table NSFW

Last Minute Under the Table: Date Night NSFW

Last Minute Under the Table: Moving Day SFW

Santiago “Pope” Garcia

Last Minute Under the Table NSFW

Last Minute Under the Table: Date Night NSFW

Last Minute Under the Table: Moving Day SFW

Francisco “Catfish” Morales

Last Minute Under the Table: Frankie NSFW

Last Minute Under the Table: Date Night NSFW

Last Minute Under the Table: Moving Day SFW

Series

Last Minute Under the Table

Part 1 NSFW

Part 2 NSFW

Part 3 NSFW

Part 4 SFW

Fic written for me

Dulce, dulce

Birthday Behavior

[maybeeatspaghetti]

Can I have a smutty dictionary? Or a list of smutty words?

Sure! Now, this is definitely incomplete; these are the ones I use most often. If you have any to add, please do!

“The Smut Writer’s Dictionary”

Arousal/Anticipation

hot

warm

burn

ache

heat

swell

red/pink flush

roil

dizzy

foggy

rush of [heat, for example]

heavy

heady

intoxicating

thick [air/atmosphere]

thrum

ignite

desire

pulse quickened

tempt

tantalizing

throb

excite

prickle

tingle

turn on

What People Look Like

disheveled

blissed out

eyes glazed over

eyes rolled back in head

flushed

sweaty

glistening

mouth open

eyes closed

General Movement

clutch

crawl

slap

swat

smack

nuzzle

fidget

squirm

fast

slow

lift

fold

embrace

melt into/against

bend

shove

wiggle

wriggle

tuck

glide

clenching/unclenching

General Touching

caress

graze

brush

stimulate

flick

massage

skim

drag

shiver

goosebumps

flutter

grope

fondle

pet

pleasure [as in: pleasured himself]

nudge

stroke

feather-light

tease

probe

wander

knead

capture

grip

Kissing/Rimming

suck

bite 

nibble

lick

slide

wet

flick tongue at/against

bite

bury [his face] in

ravish

dip [tongue into]

weave lips together

capture [his] lips

press a kiss against

drop a kiss to [body part]

Noises

grunt

growl

moan

groan

sigh

breath hitching

gasp

sharp intake of breath

exhale

cry

keen

whimper

whine

hoarse

ragged

garbled

strangled

croak

shout

Verbs for Speaking

breathe

whisper

sigh

gasp

groan

moan

grunt

growl

order

snap

spat

cry

murmur

mumble

beg

whimper

whine

croak

Preparation

finger

open [himself] up

work [himself] open

pump [fingers/toy] in and out

spread

shove

slick/slicken

lubed [himself] up

Blow Job

lick

suck

envelop

wet

mouth at [something]

slobber

dripping

flick tongue at/against

blow

drool

Hand Job/Masturbation

pump

twist

squeeze

rub

fondle

cup

stroke

palm

tap

grip

Dry Humping

grind

rub

rock

hump

roll hips together/against

Fucking

push in

press in/against

slide in

breach

pop in

bury [himself] in/into/inside

in to the hilt

penetrate

sink down on

split open

tight

fill

roll

thrust

drive

pound

rock

bounce

buck

slam

meld

frantic

fuse

pace [fast or slow, for example]

clench

grind

Orgasm/Words for Feeling Pleasure

come/cum

climax

peak

topple over

fall over

tumble over

let go

spill

contract

convulse

writhe

quiver

shiver

shudder

shoot

tremble

ejaculate

pulse

pulsate

twitch

arch [his back]

blissed out

spasm

burst

reeling

throb

tremor

ecstasy

swallow

shockwaves

release

spurt

jerk

Taste

tangy

sweet

bitter

salty

Smell

musky

heady

intoxicating

tangy

sweet

Cooldown/Cleanup

sticky

sweaty

glistening

chest heaving

wipe

dab

wash

spent

soften

flagged [as in: his cock flagged]

fulfilled

satisfied

left reeling

cuddle

snuggle

plaster [as in: plastered themselves together OR plastered to each other’s side]

flop around

boneless

limp

Words to Describe Cock

cock

dick

shaft

tip

ridge

hard

firm

glisten

thick

length

red

flushed

engorged

throbbing

quivering

twitching

Words to Describe Feelings/Touches/Movements/Sensations

gentle

soft

rough

hard

fervid 

feverish

fervor

passionate

vulnerable

exposed

sensual

silky

fleeting

prickle

tingle

tender

warm

electric

spark

Misc. Smutty Words and Phrases

with abandon

need

want

overcome

erupt in [goosebumps, for example]

pliant

viscous

erotic

long for

yearn

yield

urge

bloom [as in: color bloomed across his cheeks]

intimate

relax

vigorous

thrill

[abbielauren2024]

[galacticcannibalism]

I have no emoji for the face I’m making right now…. But at the end of the day it’s entertaining.

[hollandsmushroom]

SMUT WORDS

A- Abdomen, Ablaze, Ache,  Acute, Ass, Adore, Absorb, Admire, Arousal, Aroused, Apex, Amorousness, Affection, Appreciation, Adulation, Ardency, Ardor, Afternoon Delight, Anal, Anal Beads, Arousing, Attract, Admiration, Adulate, Adonis, Adoration, Adrenaline, Adorn, Approval, Affinity, Afire, Agape, Aggravate, Aggressive, Agile, Allure, Angel, Aphrodisiac, Arch, Aroma, Ascend, Ascendant, Amatory, Alluring, Affectionate, Aching, Animalistic

B- Breasts, Boobs, Butt, Beloved, Burst, Bottom-Out, Balls-deep, Brain, Bite, Benevolence, Boner, Bare, Baby, Baby-Girl, Butt Plug, Bang, Bone, Bob, Brush, Burn, Burrow, Bury, Beautiful, Bare, Bruised

C- Caress, Cock, Cunt, Clench, Clit, Cherish, Comfort, Cuddle, Coddle, Cum, Creampie, Curve, Curl, Climax, Copulate, Choke, Coarse, Chapped, Cock-Slut, Cuddly,  Captivate, Carnal, Copulate, Cup, Clasp, Cling, Cradle, Cry, Cute, Charming, Caring, Cum-Slut, Capitulation, Captivating, Come-hither, Core

Keep reading

[galacticcannibalism]

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

[galacticcannibalism]

Just hit the first Brother

[galacticcannibalism]

He said he’d have done the same thing, beat the shit outta Jack and left.

“I’d have done the same shit. I don’t know you what the hell are you talking about man?”

[galacticcannibalism]

Looking at Thomas with the gin

“who is this guy? Man you got an old ass gun…I feel like I’ve lost the plot already.”

“are you sure he is crashing out?”

[galacticcannibalism]

I just had to explain that Thomas was in the desert to commit suicide and he found the plot again after he lost it for a minute there.

[galacticcannibalism]

“Are you sorry tho? are you bitch? Mmmmmm I’m just confused…”

“And what’s this dudes (Jack) deal? (I say he’s a serial killer) Oh great now he knows where he lives…”

This shit is hilarious.

[galacticcannibalism]

“And this is why you don’t pick up hitchhikers and if you see them don’t pick them up.”

I realise now that this has no context but I swear that makes it funnier.

[galacticcannibalism]

I swear the dog is my favorite character in this movie.

[galacticcannibalism]

“God damn are they all losing it? Relax my dude! God Damn!”

When Thomas requested a gun. lol.

[galacticcannibalism]

“He’s telling her to go. Go bitch go. Run bitch run! Just go! Don’t give a stupid smile, just go! I have the same problem with you I tell you to go but you’re all no I can fix him. Just run bitch run!”

I was laughing so hard I had to pause the movie. This was at the part where Thomas tells Milly to run but she says Hollywood is dangerous and smiles at him.

[galacticcannibalism]

“You look like shit…I mean I guess he does.”

“Hehe Korean…”

“oof.”

@Jack going to the Manager’s house.

[galacticcannibalism]

“Mm damn…”

[galacticcannibalism]

“That was supposed to be physiological? That was the most boring shit I’ve ever seen….that was the most boring fucking…Ive never been so bored in my life (said in a fake accent).”

0/10 he will not watch again. Lmfao. This was fun. He did agree that they said brother way too much. He said between this and Kraven the hunter he’d rather watch Kraven the Hunter because Mojave is garbage. I am losing it over here.

[galacticcannibalism]

Apparently halfway he gave up and started watching NCIS. Imma throw a shoe at him…

[galacticcannibalism]

Now he’s reading this and laughing his ass off. He’s dying of laughter.

[galacticcannibalism]

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

[galacticcannibalism]

Just hit the first Brother

[galacticcannibalism]

He said he’d have done the same thing, beat the shit outta Jack and left.

“I’d have done the same shit. I don’t know you what the hell are you talking about man?”

[galacticcannibalism]

Looking at Thomas with the gin

“who is this guy? Man you got an old ass gun…I feel like I’ve lost the plot already.”

“are you sure he is crashing out?”

[galacticcannibalism]

I just had to explain that Thomas was in the desert to commit suicide and he found the plot again after he lost it for a minute there.

[galacticcannibalism]

“Are you sorry tho? are you bitch? Mmmmmm I’m just confused…”

“And what’s this dudes (Jack) deal? (I say he’s a serial killer) Oh great now he knows where he lives…”

This shit is hilarious.

[galacticcannibalism]

“And this is why you don’t pick up hitchhikers and if you see them don’t pick them up.”

I realise now that this has no context but I swear that makes it funnier.

[galacticcannibalism]

I swear the dog is my favorite character in this movie.

[galacticcannibalism]

“God damn are they all losing it? Relax my dude! God Damn!”

When Thomas requested a gun. lol.

[galacticcannibalism]

“He’s telling her to go. Go bitch go. Run bitch run! Just go! Don’t give a stupid smile, just go! I have the same problem with you I tell you to go but you’re all no I can fix him. Just run bitch run!”

I was laughing so hard I had to pause the movie. This was at the part where Thomas tells Milly to run but she says Hollywood is dangerous and smiles at him.

[galacticcannibalism]

“You look like shit…I mean I guess he does.”

“Hehe Korean…”

“oof.”

@Jack going to the Manager’s house.

[galacticcannibalism]

“Mm damn…”

[galacticcannibalism]

“That was supposed to be physiological? That was the most boring shit I’ve ever seen….that was the most boring fucking…Ive never been so bored in my life (said in a fake accent).”

0/10 he will not watch again. Lmfao. This was fun. He did agree that they said brother way too much. He said between this and Kraven the hunter he’d rather watch Kraven the Hunter because Mojave is garbage. I am losing it over here.

[galacticcannibalism]

Apparently halfway he gave up and started watching NCIS. Imma throw a shoe at him…

[galacticcannibalism]

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

[galacticcannibalism]

Just hit the first Brother

[galacticcannibalism]

He said he’d have done the same thing, beat the shit outta Jack and left.

“I’d have done the same shit. I don’t know you what the hell are you talking about man?”

[galacticcannibalism]

Looking at Thomas with the gin

“who is this guy? Man you got an old ass gun…I feel like I’ve lost the plot already.”

“are you sure he is crashing out?”

[galacticcannibalism]

I just had to explain that Thomas was in the desert to commit suicide and he found the plot again after he lost it for a minute there.

[galacticcannibalism]

“Are you sorry tho? are you bitch? Mmmmmm I’m just confused…”

“And what’s this dudes (Jack) deal? (I say he’s a serial killer) Oh great now he knows where he lives…”

This shit is hilarious.

[galacticcannibalism]

“And this is why you don’t pick up hitchhikers and if you see them don’t pick them up.”

I realise now that this has no context but I swear that makes it funnier.

[galacticcannibalism]

I swear the dog is my favorite character in this movie.

[galacticcannibalism]

“God damn are they all losing it? Relax my dude! God Damn!”

When Thomas requested a gun. lol.

[galacticcannibalism]

“He’s telling her to go. Go bitch go. Run bitch run! Just go! Don’t give a stupid smile, just go! I have the same problem with you I tell you to go but you’re all no I can fix him. Just run bitch run!”

I was laughing so hard I had to pause the movie. This was at the part where Thomas tells Milly to run but she says Hollywood is dangerous and smiles at him.

[galacticcannibalism]

“You look like shit…I mean I guess he does.”

“Hehe Korean…”

“oof.”

@Jack going to the Manager’s house.

[galacticcannibalism]

“Mm damn…”

[galacticcannibalism]

“That was supposed to be physiological? That was the most boring shit I’ve ever seen….that was the most boring fucking…Ive never been so bored in my life (said in a fake accent).”

0/10 he will not watch again. Lmfao. This was fun. He did agree that they said brother way too much. He said between this and Kraven the hunter he’d rather watch Kraven the Hunter because Mojave is garbage. I am losing it over here.

[galacticcannibalism]

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

[galacticcannibalism]

Just hit the first Brother

[galacticcannibalism]

He said he’d have done the same thing, beat the shit outta Jack and left.

“I’d have done the same shit. I don’t know you what the hell are you talking about man?”

[galacticcannibalism]

Looking at Thomas with the gin

“who is this guy? Man you got an old ass gun…I feel like I’ve lost the plot already.”

“are you sure he is crashing out?”

[galacticcannibalism]

I just had to explain that Thomas was in the desert to commit suicide and he found the plot again after he lost it for a minute there.

[galacticcannibalism]

“Are you sorry tho? are you bitch? Mmmmmm I’m just confused…”

“And what’s this dudes (Jack) deal? (I say he’s a serial killer) Oh great now he knows where he lives…”

This shit is hilarious.

[galacticcannibalism]

“And this is why you don’t pick up hitchhikers and if you see them don’t pick them up.”

I realise now that this has no context but I swear that makes it funnier.

[galacticcannibalism]

I swear the dog is my favorite character in this movie.

[galacticcannibalism]

“God damn are they all losing it? Relax my dude! God Damn!”

When Thomas requested a gun. lol.

[galacticcannibalism]

“He’s telling her to go. Go bitch go. Run bitch run! Just go! Don’t give a stupid smile, just go! I have the same problem with you I tell you to go but you’re all no I can fix him. Just run bitch run!”

I was laughing so hard I had to pause the movie. This was at the part where Thomas tells Milly to run but she says Hollywood is dangerous and smiles at him.

[galacticcannibalism]

“You look like shit…I mean I guess he does.”

“Hehe Korean…”

“oof.”

@Jack going to the Manager’s house.

[galacticcannibalism]

“Mm damn…”

[galacticcannibalism]

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

[galacticcannibalism]

Just hit the first Brother

[galacticcannibalism]

He said he’d have done the same thing, beat the shit outta Jack and left.

“I’d have done the same shit. I don’t know you what the hell are you talking about man?”

[galacticcannibalism]

Looking at Thomas with the gin

“who is this guy? Man you got an old ass gun…I feel like I’ve lost the plot already.”

“are you sure he is crashing out?”

[galacticcannibalism]

I just had to explain that Thomas was in the desert to commit suicide and he found the plot again after he lost it for a minute there.

[galacticcannibalism]

“Are you sorry tho? are you bitch? Mmmmmm I’m just confused…”

“And what’s this dudes (Jack) deal? (I say he’s a serial killer) Oh great now he knows where he lives…”

This shit is hilarious.

[galacticcannibalism]

“And this is why you don’t pick up hitchhikers and if you see them don’t pick them up.”

I realise now that this has no context but I swear that makes it funnier.

[galacticcannibalism]

I swear the dog is my favorite character in this movie.

[galacticcannibalism]

“God damn are they all losing it? Relax my dude! God Damn!”

When Thomas requested a gun. lol.

[galacticcannibalism]

“He’s telling her to go. Go bitch go. Run bitch run! Just go! Don’t give a stupid smile, just go! I have the same problem with you I tell you to go but you’re all no I can fix him. Just run bitch run!”

I was laughing so hard I had to pause the movie. This was at the part where Thomas tells Milly to run but she says Hollywood is dangerous and smiles at him.

[galacticcannibalism]

“You look like shit…I mean I guess he does.”

“Hehe Korean…”

“oof.”

@Jack going to the Manager’s house.

[galacticcannibalism]

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

[galacticcannibalism]

Just hit the first Brother

[galacticcannibalism]

He said he’d have done the same thing, beat the shit outta Jack and left.

“I’d have done the same shit. I don’t know you what the hell are you talking about man?”

[galacticcannibalism]

Looking at Thomas with the gin

“who is this guy? Man you got an old ass gun…I feel like I’ve lost the plot already.”

“are you sure he is crashing out?”

[galacticcannibalism]

I just had to explain that Thomas was in the desert to commit suicide and he found the plot again after he lost it for a minute there.

[galacticcannibalism]

“Are you sorry tho? are you bitch? Mmmmmm I’m just confused…”

“And what’s this dudes (Jack) deal? (I say he’s a serial killer) Oh great now he knows where he lives…”

This shit is hilarious.

[galacticcannibalism]

“And this is why you don’t pick up hitchhikers and if you see them don’t pick them up.”

I realise now that this has no context but I swear that makes it funnier.

[galacticcannibalism]

I swear the dog is my favorite character in this movie.

[galacticcannibalism]

“God damn are they all losing it? Relax my dude! God Damn!”

When Thomas requested a gun. lol.

[galacticcannibalism]

“He’s telling her to go. Go bitch go. Run bitch run! Just go! Don’t give a stupid smile, just go! I have the same problem with you I tell you to go but you’re all no I can fix him. Just run bitch run!”

I was laughing so hard I had to pause the movie. This was at the part where Thomas tells Milly to run but she says Hollywood is dangerous and smiles at him.

[galacticcannibalism]

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

[galacticcannibalism]

Just hit the first Brother

[galacticcannibalism]

He said he’d have done the same thing, beat the shit outta Jack and left.

“I’d have done the same shit. I don’t know you what the hell are you talking about man?”

[galacticcannibalism]

Looking at Thomas with the gin

“who is this guy? Man you got an old ass gun…I feel like I’ve lost the plot already.”

“are you sure he is crashing out?”

[galacticcannibalism]

I just had to explain that Thomas was in the desert to commit suicide and he found the plot again after he lost it for a minute there.

[galacticcannibalism]

“Are you sorry tho? are you bitch? Mmmmmm I’m just confused…”

“And what’s this dudes (Jack) deal? (I say he’s a serial killer) Oh great now he knows where he lives…”

This shit is hilarious.

[galacticcannibalism]

“And this is why you don’t pick up hitchhikers and if you see them don’t pick them up.”

I realise now that this has no context but I swear that makes it funnier.

[galacticcannibalism]

I swear the dog is my favorite character in this movie.

[galacticcannibalism]

“God damn are they all losing it? Relax my dude! God Damn!”

When Thomas requested a gun. lol.

[galacticcannibalism]

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

[galacticcannibalism]

Just hit the first Brother

[galacticcannibalism]

He said he’d have done the same thing, beat the shit outta Jack and left.

“I’d have done the same shit. I don’t know you what the hell are you talking about man?”

[galacticcannibalism]

Looking at Thomas with the gin

“who is this guy? Man you got an old ass gun…I feel like I’ve lost the plot already.”

“are you sure he is crashing out?”

[galacticcannibalism]

I just had to explain that Thomas was in the desert to commit suicide and he found the plot again after he lost it for a minute there.

[galacticcannibalism]

“Are you sorry tho? are you bitch? Mmmmmm I’m just confused…”

“And what’s this dudes (Jack) deal? (I say he’s a serial killer) Oh great now he knows where he lives…”

This shit is hilarious.

[galacticcannibalism]

“And this is why you don’t pick up hitchhikers and if you see them don’t pick them up.”

I realise now that this has no context but I swear that makes it funnier.

[galacticcannibalism]

I swear the dog is my favorite character in this movie.

[galacticcannibalism]

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

[galacticcannibalism]

Just hit the first Brother

[galacticcannibalism]

He said he’d have done the same thing, beat the shit outta Jack and left.

“I’d have done the same shit. I don’t know you what the hell are you talking about man?”

[galacticcannibalism]

Looking at Thomas with the gin

“who is this guy? Man you got an old ass gun…I feel like I’ve lost the plot already.”

“are you sure he is crashing out?”

[galacticcannibalism]

I just had to explain that Thomas was in the desert to commit suicide and he found the plot again after he lost it for a minute there.

[galacticcannibalism]

“Are you sorry tho? are you bitch? Mmmmmm I’m just confused…”

“And what’s this dudes (Jack) deal? (I say he’s a serial killer) Oh great now he knows where he lives…”

This shit is hilarious.

[galacticcannibalism]

“And this is why you don’t pick up hitchhikers and if you see them don’t pick them up.”

I realise now that this has no context but I swear that makes it funnier.

[galacticcannibalism]

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

[galacticcannibalism]

Just hit the first Brother

[galacticcannibalism]

He said he’d have done the same thing, beat the shit outta Jack and left.

“I’d have done the same shit. I don’t know you what the hell are you talking about man?”

[galacticcannibalism]

Looking at Thomas with the gin

“who is this guy? Man you got an old ass gun…I feel like I’ve lost the plot already.”

“are you sure he is crashing out?”

[galacticcannibalism]

I just had to explain that Thomas was in the desert to commit suicide and he found the plot again after he lost it for a minute there.

[galacticcannibalism]

“Are you sorry tho? are you bitch? Mmmmmm I’m just confused…”

“And what’s this dudes (Jack) deal? (I say he’s a serial killer) Oh great now he knows where he lives…”

This shit is hilarious.

[galacticcannibalism]

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

[galacticcannibalism]

Just hit the first Brother

[galacticcannibalism]

He said he’d have done the same thing, beat the shit outta Jack and left.

“I’d have done the same shit. I don’t know you what the hell are you talking about man?”

[galacticcannibalism]

Looking at Thomas with the gin

“who is this guy? Man you got an old ass gun…I feel like I’ve lost the plot already.”

“are you sure he is crashing out?”

[galacticcannibalism]

I just had to explain that Thomas was in the desert to commit suicide and he found the plot again after he lost it for a minute there.

[galacticcannibalism]

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

[galacticcannibalism]

Just hit the first Brother

[galacticcannibalism]

He said he’d have done the same thing, beat the shit outta Jack and left.

“I’d have done the same shit. I don’t know you what the hell are you talking about man?”

[galacticcannibalism]

Looking at Thomas with the gun

“who is this guy? Man you got an old ass gun…I feel like I’ve lost the plot already.”

“are you sure he is crashing out?”

[galacticcannibalism]

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

[galacticcannibalism]

Just hit the first Brother

[galacticcannibalism]

He said he’d have done the same thing, beat the shit outta Jack and left.

“I’d have done the same shit. I don’t know you what the hell are you talking about man?”