BurninZel

Hi! I'm Zel and I have no clue what I'm doing with my life but oh hey a distraction!

[reforge]

have you guys seen my bfs?

my BUFF FROGS

[galande]

Cecilia, this sounds like you

[thomas-sanders-with-vine]

When You Have to Vent 💻

[averygreysblog]

[dramatic music plays] Thomas: Betrayed… Thomas: Heartbroken… Thomas: You think you know someone… Son: Dad we just said we didn’t like dinner. Thomas: What? I can’t hear you? [exits]

[ysslyyn-deactivated20181011]

This is actually my mom no lie

[psych2go]

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[shortvideosandstuff]

Dog Tries to Drink Water From iPad

[funnylime]

Tom And Jerry S11E16: Duel Personality (1966)

Naruto Shippūden (2007)

[galande]

me: no but are you sure you love me, like really sure, i don't want to pressure you

husband: we have been married for 23 years

[alecstasy]

my dog just had surgery to get a nipple removed and when she came home after the surgery she immediately walked to the window and she has been staring out of the window for like half an hour now thinking about her new life with one less nipple

[alecstasy]

[daftmando]

when will my nipple come back from the war

[lejazzhot]

#SASS

[tamagotchi]

[psych-facts]

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.

Friedrich Nietzsche (via psych-facts)

[mchaha]

2017 is like 6 months away and I still think 2007 was 3 years ago

[thighschool]

its gonna be like this for the rest of our lives isnt it…

[daisysdaisysdaisy]

The fuckin DISRESPECT

[galande]

"That's fckin pokemon outside game" rude

[galande]

"I always thought if I was alone at night at the park that I'd be messed with by an ADULT male..."

This evening my boyfriend and I were walking at the park. It was around 8pm when we were heading back to the parking lot to leave. I told my boyfriend it was alright to run ahead to take care of something near the car. As I was getting to the parking lot, I saw that the party at the pavilion was winding down and a group of people were just talking in a couple small huddles. As I was crossing to the parking lot, a little boy, probably early elementary school aged, runs in front of me. I figured he was just running around waiting for the adults to leave, so I tried walking around him. He hurried in front of me again. After several tries to get around this kid who keeps blocking me while mumbling something and saying "no", I saw my boyfriend at the edge of the parking lot unsure of what to do. I kept shrugging at him and turning to the party, noticing that they were swearing a lot and starting to shove each other. As I looked at my boyfriend and shrugged again, the kid grabs the bottom of my shirt. I thought he wanted attention since his family was busy fighting. NOPE. THAT LITTLE SHIT LIFTED UP MY SHIRT AND TRIED LOOKING UP AT MY CHEST. I immediately pulled away and shouted "NO, BAD" and he just stared at me as I was finally able to walk past him to get to my boyfriend. It took all of my resistance to not slap his head for that, and honestly the family wouldn't have noticed because even after we got in our car and drove away, they were still shouting and swearing and shoving, with the kid starting to scream while his (who I assume was) mother yelled back at him. With a family that gets into such a loud fight in public after a party, I wouldn't be surprised if he learned a shitty behavior of blocking a random girl and trying to look up her shirt from his shitty family. Long story short: a little shit of a kid wouldn't let me pass him at the park before lifting my shirt to peek at my chest while his shittier family was starting a fist fight nearby.

[clevelandbrown002-deactivated20]

[junellla]

Every single Pokemon toward the end look so fucked up

[yorhano2typeb]

They look about the same if you don’t have nostalgia goggles on!

the signs as 50 shades of grey quotes

Aries: “Welcome,” he said, shoving my hair hard, “to the butt room.”

Taurus: “No way,” I cried out orgasmically. “No way, no way, no way.”

Gemini: “When I woke up Christian Grey had somehow gotten an entire orange into my mouth.”

Cancer: “Say it,” he commanded. “Yankity Spankity.” “Louder.”

Leo: “He gently handcuffed me to the parking meter. “Bye.”

Virgo: “The helicopter was built for sex, I observed sexily. You could lie across the seats or recline them.”

Libra: “Christian Grey picked up the long black thing and started working my zone. It was bananas.”

Scorpio: “The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging herd of itty, bitty elephants. We’re talking small.”

Sagittarius: “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.”

Capricorn: “It’s a Murphy Bed,” he explained. “Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls.”

Aquarius: “Christian Grey mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”

Pisces: “Hey,” I asked “Didn’t you used to be a vampire?”

Source: [x]

[wholedonut]

THERE IS NO WAY ANY OF THESE ARE REAL IM SO MAD

[usobukii-deactivated20170126]

these are actually real that’s honestly just how bad the book is

[galande]

I can't tell which quote is the worst...

[kingreikei666]

[jerrielzapata]

lmaooooooo

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

No one would ever say that a person with a broken arm or a broken leg is less than a whole person, but people say that or imply that all the time about people with mental illness.

Elyn Saks (via psych-facts)