freddie: lesbian ā¤ļø itās why she enjoys ruining menās lives so much. also why she clocked the āmurder husbandsā before any of the expert behavioural analysts in the FBI
chilton: gay misogynist (different than normal gay)
alana: bi. lost touch with her homophobic family in her 20ās
margot: a canonical lesbian ā¤ļø
jack: straight. iām sorry king :(
bella: straight :/ what a waste
will: bi but due to his talent for self-denial and self-deception was only 15% aware of this pre-hannibal
zeller: i have NO clue????
price: gay. looks mild-mannered but once gave a homophobic bully a concussion in high school
dolarhyde: bisexual + homophobic + violently misogynistic = functionally heterosexual. died believing he was the pinnacle of Hetero Manliness
matt brown: gay. did you see those swim goggles
gideon: straight. he killed his wife for calling him āmetrosexualā
bedelia: bi but doesnāt use the term bi. low key homophobic. like homophobic in a high class way. sheās fine with socializing with gays but definitely votes red every election without fail. comes from an American Royalty super rich super republican family. she fucked a lot of girls at whatever ivy league uni she attended. she was briefly straight-married in her 30ās and has a daughter as a result. hasnāt spoken to her ex in 15 years and hasnāt seen in her adult daughter in person for 4 years. terrible mother. in case it isnāt clear bedelia is my favourite character
reba: straight but i wonāt hold that against her
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