The Fastest Freight Train in the Universe

Quick, Hide in his vast laborinthial Insides, no one would think of looking inside Astro.

#sparkmender

ALL ABOARD!

AstroTrain is back, Slagers. Who wants to chat.

#BACK

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Hot Rod giggles a few times. “Benchpress me Daddy~!” he false moans before going into a giggle fit.

"Thats it— I'm out."

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Springer snatches roddy up and walks to the oil rev and just winds baaaaack and YEETS him.

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#begonebot

I am not Dead

Your welcome, Astrotrain’s space taxi service is still active.

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Parts Asks

Spark - Are you sparkborn, cold constructed, or forged?

T-Cog - If you could transform into anything, what would it be?

Optics - Talk about your earliest memory of the war.

Brain Module - What is one thing you’ve done that you would like to forget?

FIM Chip - Do you like engex? Do you imbibe frequently or not much at all?

Faction Insignia - What faction are you? Do you regret that choice?

Hands - What was your job before the war? If you’re warforged, what would you want to do?

Pedes - If you could go anywhere in the universe, where would it be?

Innermost Energon - What thing could you not live without?

Dentae - Do you have any mineral additives you like in your energon?

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Anonymously send me what characters you ship my muse with!

Bonus points for why!

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Send “💒” for our muses to wake up married after a long night of partying.

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Can you reblog this if the mun is 18+

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The NSFW Meme List

Send in * for my muse’s reaction to yours slapping mine on the ass

Send in ♔ for my muse’s reaction to yours pushing mine up against the wall

Send in ✺ for my muse’s reaction to yours pulling mine up over their shoulder

Send in √ for my muse’s reaction to yours blindfolding mine

Send in $ for my muse’s reaction to yours groping mine

Send in ☏ for my muse’s reaction to getting sexted by yours

Send in ☼ for my muse’s reaction to yours sliding their hand up mine’s thigh

Send in ✆ for my muse’s reaction to yours propositioning them for a good time

Send in ✘ for my muse’s reaction to a booty call

Send in ⁇ for my muse’s reaction to walking in on yours while bathing

"Does anyone want some asphalt chip cookies? I made a bunch of them!!" They're fresh from the oven too, but still cool enough to eat.

Primus YES, please put a few in my face, Rosanna

A tall green mech with a clear jet altmode walks into swerves and takes a seat next to Astrotrain at the bar. He orders a glass of highgrade. He looks unfamiliar, so either he hasn’t been here before or just on different days @Swepforwardjet

Astro was getting a drink after a long day’s work. Primus almighty, Even with the planet repaired, work as a cargo carrying bot wasn’t the easiest. But, at least it was better then being called ‘ A Glorified Space Taxi’ by Starscream. Ugh. Looking over, he saw the jet mech and raised a optic ridge at him. “You seem new, just got back to Cybertron?”

“Yeah. A lots changed.” The mech says. He hadn’t been planetside since the very beginning of the war. “I’m Freelock by the way. It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance.” He says extending a hand for a handshake

Astro nodded and the large mech offered half a hand as the other was busy holding a Starblaster Smoothie. After taking a shake and a long draw of his drink, the Con spoke back. “Astrotrain. Pleasure to meet you, Freelock.” He said, rolling his Wings alittle as the mech let out a pleased sigh from the drink, a cloud of steam rolling out of his nostrils as well as any extra vents he had. Swerve saw this and spoke up. “ Astro, don’t be steaming up the place, big guy. This isn’t a spa, you know~”

“Neat trick.” Freelock says taking a swig of his own. “Check this out” He says as he cups his hands in front of his mouth, and blows a small ball of fire into it.

Astro was impressed, the large mech turhing to look at the green flier. “ Never seen that before. But It can’t be good for your voicecoder and the like.” He said, rolling his a shoulder plate. “ You do that for work or just for fun?” He asked, intrigued.

“Haha it’s quite harmless I assure you. And wish I could perform like this for a living. No, no I’m an inventor, I build gadgets, guns, and gizmos galore.” He says taking a drink. “ How about you? What is your profession?”

Astro thinks a bit. “ I’m a Cargo Carrier. Well, more of I work in a Company to deliver goods long distance.” By long distance, he means to Camimus or Veloicitron. He didn’t want to say that he actually CARRIED the cargo, which he did and very well. “ I also work as a private transport.”

“Nice. Sounds like a pretty good gig.” Freelock’s never been on a drive that long for business. Typically his clients come to him. “What do you do hobby wise?”

“ Mostly collect cards. I enjoy looking at them. That, or go to earth and mess with the humans there, pretend I’m a ghosttrain~” He msirked softly and smiled as he thought at it, taking another draw o f his drink.

“A ghost train huh? How do you do that?” Freelock asks. A ghost train prank sounds fuckin hilarious.

Astro smiled. “ Mostly, that would involve you seeing my Altmode. And if I transformed in here, Swerve would murder me. “ Astro said as he finished off his drink and looked over to the minibot barkeep “ Hey!”

“Fair fair, although, through my amazing powers of deduction, I can tell it’s some sort of train” Freelock says with dramatic grandiose.

#i'm so sorry this took so long #please forgive me

@swepforwardjet Astro chuckles. “ Well, you don’t call me ‘AstroTrain’ for nothing” He then realised he used his full name and gulped, hoping this bot didn’t have beef with him, casue in the state he was, the large mech wasn’t gonna fight back.

*bleps at*

Heyyy Rosie *hugs*

She’s more than happy to hug him back, or at least, as best as the mini can. “Hi hi!”

The large mech picked her up and patted her little head. He was leader class at least, and she.. was a Minibot. She could sit in his hand easily. “ YOu doing ok, Rosie?”

“I’m alright!” She nodded, sitting criss cross in his palm, and giggling at the head pats. The mini really was tiny compared to him, but seemed unbothered by this. “And you? How are you doing?”

He grutned. “ I’m gonna be getting to bed soon , thou”

*bleps at*

Heyyy Rosie *hugs*

She’s more than happy to hug him back, or at least, as best as the mini can. “Hi hi!”

The large mech picked her up and patted her little head. He was leader class at least, and she.. was a Minibot. She could sit in his hand easily. “ YOu doing ok, Rosie?”

*bleps at*

Heyyy Rosie *hugs*

💞

Nova is very proud of little Rosie!

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Send me a “ 💞 “ and I post a gif showing my muses feeling towards yours.

A tall green mech with a clear jet altmode walks into swerves and takes a seat next to Astrotrain at the bar. He orders a glass of highgrade. He looks unfamiliar, so either he hasn’t been here before or just on different days @Swepforwardjet

Astro was getting a drink after a long day’s work. Primus almighty, Even with the planet repaired, work as a cargo carrying bot wasn’t the easiest. But, at least it was better then being called ‘ A Glorified Space Taxi’ by Starscream. Ugh. Looking over, he saw the jet mech and raised a optic ridge at him. “You seem new, just got back to Cybertron?”

“Yeah. A lots changed.” The mech says. He hadn’t been planetside since the very beginning of the war. “I’m Freelock by the way. It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance.” He says extending a hand for a handshake

Astro nodded and the large mech offered half a hand as the other was busy holding a Starblaster Smoothie. After taking a shake and a long draw of his drink, the Con spoke back. “Astrotrain. Pleasure to meet you, Freelock.” He said, rolling his Wings alittle as the mech let out a pleased sigh from the drink, a cloud of steam rolling out of his nostrils as well as any extra vents he had. Swerve saw this and spoke up. “ Astro, don’t be steaming up the place, big guy. This isn’t a spa, you know~”

“Neat trick.” Freelock says taking a swig of his own. “Check this out” He says as he cups his hands in front of his mouth, and blows a small ball of fire into it.

Astro was impressed, the large mech turhing to look at the green flier. “ Never seen that before. But It can’t be good for your voicecoder and the like.” He said, rolling his a shoulder plate. “ You do that for work or just for fun?” He asked, intrigued.

“Haha it’s quite harmless I assure you. And wish I could perform like this for a living. No, no I’m an inventor, I build gadgets, guns, and gizmos galore.” He says taking a drink. “ How about you? What is your profession?”

Astro thinks a bit. “ I’m a Cargo Carrier. Well, more of I work in a Company to deliver goods long distance.” By long distance, he means to Camimus or Veloicitron. He didn’t want to say that he actually CARRIED the cargo, which he did and very well. “ I also work as a private transport.”

“Nice. Sounds like a pretty good gig.” Freelock’s never been on a drive that long for business. Typically his clients come to him. “What do you do hobby wise?”

“ Mostly collect cards. I enjoy looking at them. That, or go to earth and mess with the humans there, pretend I’m a ghosttrain~” He msirked softly and smiled as he thought at it, taking another draw o f his drink.

“A ghost train huh? How do you do that?” Freelock asks. A ghost train prank sounds fuckin hilarious.