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Old people are not getting hotter, you are getting older. This is not a bad thing. This should get you excited for giving/receiving gummies in your 60's and 70's. Imagine a unicorn 70 year old Bernie-type twink acting like Flubber in your colon :)

Busting an insane amount of horsie sauce on my friends back while he achievement grinds Halo 3 for me

i'm a horsefuck pussypig and there's no goddamn cure

i want to be in my gorilla grodd era so bad

I fucking hate it when you bring a girl you're really into home and she immediately starts milking your utters like girl I know you want my fucking cheese but let's get those udders full and juicy before you start producing dry runs on my floor

I just tried Ozempic wock for the first time and the high was okay, but now I haven't been able to shit for a week and I constantly listen to Flint rap now

Dear Senator [Senator’s Last Name],

I am writing to you as a concerned citizen, deeply troubled by your recent statements regarding the Govakian community and their supposed inclination towards violence and anarchy. I feel compelled to address the numerous inaccuracies and oversights in your argument, which not only misrepresent the Govakian people but also undermine the significant contributions they have made to our society.

First and foremost, it is essential to acknowledge the remarkable work ethic and positive impact the Govakians have had on our nation. Historically, Govakians have been known for their diligence, resilience, and commitment to contributing to the communities they inhabit. They have played an integral role in various sectors, including agriculture, craftsmanship, and trade, significantly enriching our cultural and economic landscape. Their unwavering dedication to hard work and community service stands in stark contrast to the baseless accusations of anarchy and violence you have levied against them.

#ai

How it felt trying to sing the ABCs in Prague after smoking some Quebecois Butt Hash

galaxy-gas

And for once in my life, I turned on my radio. They were on. I decided to open up my eyes and heart to it.

And then Anthony Kiedis said "give it away give it away give it away now." That rock- that rocked my world.

Earpiece: Uhh, Phil? Are you going to give the endorsement?

I mean, to be honest with you? I don't think I know if Paul Walker or Ryan Dunn was going faster at this point. They are both dead, what does it matter? Why does it keep me up? Was a stunt driver going faster, or was it a stuntman? My wife fucking hates it.

Earpiece: He's gone rogue. Activate operation "Kill Phil."

**Brap**

I have to go bathroom.

*Cheering*

(unintelligible)

gaymothrat

Yo, what the fuck does this mean?

galaxy-gas

To be honest with you, I wrote this pre-election and I was so blown away that Dr. Phil was the endorsement Elon was willing to spend millions on, but I wanted to live in a slightly less cosmically fucked up world. One where Dr. Phil, despite being paid all of that money, decides to represent brapping, burping, farting, and shitting instead of playing into any sort of "identity politics." I realize now that this was short-sighted of me, farts and burps... I mean.. some people really identify with that shit. Or poop. Some people like to play with poop. But when does a fart become a shit? Is moisture our only answer?

Forgive the side track, but it had to be addressed. I'm personally not into fart or burps, but I think if Dr. Phil was really die hard for the BFC (Burp/fart community) he would be so hopped up on his own supply that this could have dramatically affected the outcome of the future in a positive way. Maybe not short-term, but long-term I feel like the fart adventures of Dr. Phil would be an interesting turn in events. I personally think farts and burps, even small toots can be pretty humorous, no disrespect to the BFC (and the anus sniffas out there don't be afraid we see you, we got you!)

The short version of it is, I like ah the fart jokes, I guess?

Youtube Short version

Here's the PDF

Currently, I'm drinking an Arizona and playing an old copy of Oblivion, cheers from the Great Lakes. Bless you and everyt one you love!

galaxy-gas

Looks like the PDF version is down sorry. here's some screen caps. if anybody knows a good, private, remote, and hybrid-friendly place to upload this PDF, please let me know.

P.S.: remember to stay hydrated! nimbus is the new strain, and it's very transmittable! -galaxy gas on What'sUp.