Hello! I'm Galaxy when online, but I also go by Sage. I use She/Her pronouns. I probably won't post, and I don't comment often, so I'll just be lurking in my little hobbit hole looking at stuffs I like :) Have a good Timezone and drink yo water!
Omg I'm so happy. I had to put it down so I didn't finish it it one day, lol. It's good so far, do recommend to anyone debating on the Zelda mangas.
They had like... All of them (except the first TP one for some reason?) And I was strongly debating getting the Four Swords or Minish Cap and Phantom Hourglass (Minish Cap and Phantom Hourglass were combined in one book) ones. But, alas, I am poor. So I chose OoT 😁
And at least there's cookies as well, I suppose. Are there *not* evil cookies down here? Or maybe a kitchen? I'll cook for everyone but I only know how to make *not* evil food, sorry.
Why are @evilwarriorss and @evil-wild following me?!?? I literally only have one post and it's just me being shy and my sucky, first, little short fic!
Hello! Welcome to my first post! Excuse my awkwardness, I've never posted on anything anywhere before, lol.
Anyways, this is a fic I made! It's my first one so I'd appreciate some constructive criticism, but please be nice (⌒‿⌒), I'm not great at writing.
All characters from Linked Universe by @jojo56830, go read it if you haven't already!
This was inspired by This Post by @sleepy-the-loz-enthusiast, so thank you Sleepy, for slapping me in the face with the only inspiration I've ever had to write anything in my life. And, to a couple of my friends to did a proof read and gave me the confidence to actually put it out there, and for reminding me that if Tara Gilesbie can post 'My Immortal' without shame, then I can post my silly little Zelda fic.
Thanks for listening to my rambles! Here's the actual Fic now, lol. (Under the cut!)
(Tw for swearing ig?)
Time sits calmly at the table in the main room of Legend's house, sipping a cup of tea. The chain had stumbled back into the veteran's era after another portal opened, and they've been staying at his place for some well needed R&R.
It's a..... Surprisingly peaceful day.
It's quiet.
Too quiet...
That's never a super good sign with this group, but Time pushes his worries down and enjoys his tea. The chain are all capable of handling themselves, aren't they? They've all handled themselves well enough to be the hero of the Tri-force in their respective eras.
He trusts them.
...Kind of...
Legend trudges into the main room, mumbling something to himself while adjusting his hat. Feeling Time's questioning gaze he glares over at the older Link and plops down on the couch.
"Wind."
That's all he says. It's all he needs to.
"Need me to handle it?" Time asks calmly, taking another sip of his tea. The vet shakes his head.
"No. Four has it handled."
Time just hums and leans back slightly on the worn chair. Four is pretty responsible and calm (most of the time), so Time trusts him to make sure Wind doesn't do anything horrible or break anything.
Suddenly, the front door slams open so fast and dramatic Time almost thinks someone is recreating a scene from one of those "manga" things Wild showed him from his slate. He almost drops his tea!
Both his and Legend's heads snap up and see.... A person in a purple rabbit outfit in the doorway. Ravio.
"Mr. Hero!" Ravio calls happily, pushing his hood down and rushing up to Legend.
"Mr. Hero, I have a new ware that I think you or your 'family' would love to re-."
"No, Ravio." Legend cuts in.
"No one wants to rent another overpriced item."
"But Mr. Hero~" Ravio whines, making puppy eyes."
"No." The vet says again. Still firm, but softer. Time finds their relationship sweet. They're so close with each other, even if they ('they' being Legend) deny it.
Ravio let's out a little whine, but relents and goes to shut the front door that he had left ajar, after which he plops down next to Legend on the couch and rests his head on Legend's shoulder. Much to Time's surprise, Legend doesn't shove him off and instead accepts his fate as Ravio's pillow.
Again. Everything is quiet. It's calm. Time could get used to this, honestly. It's not as nice as his quiet home with Malon on the ranch, way too much clutter (why does Legend hoard so many things?), but it's nice. Especially since they've been sleeping on the hard ground in the caves of Hyrule's era for the better part of a week.
Time's peace doesn't last too long, however, as he hears a loud yell from Wind ring through the house.
"Putain de bordel de merde." The young sailor yells.
It sounds like a bunch of gibberish to Time, but both Legend and Ravio perk up, looking startled. Especially Ravio.
Legend stiffles a laugh, but Ravio is far less successful in hiding his amusement. He bursts out laughing, Legend cracking soon after as they both laugh so hard they almost fall off the couch.
Why are they laughing? What was so funny? Oh, maybe it was a joke in Lorulean. Time knows that Ravio taught it to Legend, so maybe Legend taught some of the others some jokes in it.
That innocent belief is wiped away faster than Ravio and Legend's tears of laughter as Ravio speaks though his remaining chuckles.
"My, my! Where did the little one learn such words, Mr. Hero?"
"Little shit heard me saying it after we were ambushed and wondered what it meant, so I taught him. And some other Lorulean phrases." Legend admits this shamelessly, trying not to burst out in laughter again.
"Those are not words for such a young kid, Mr. Hero!"
"I don't care. He's a sailor. He's gonna swear anyways, may as well make sure he can do it in a way that the old man and the captain can't get on his ass for."
Hearing this, Time puts his cup of tea down.
"Legend, Ravio. What did Wind just say?"
Ravio shrinks and tries to hide himself behind Legend at Time's stern tone.
Legend quickly tries to play it down and brush it off. "It's just some curse words in Lorulean."
"...You taught Wind curse words?"
"Yeah. It's not like most Hylians will understand it. Little guy picked it up quickly, too. Pretty impressive if I'm being honest."
Time goes to say something, but words don't come out. He's disappointed to say the least, but... Legend does have a point. Wind doesn't curse a lot, but he is a 'pirate'. It's bound to happen every once in a while. If it's going to happen at least make it so that most people around won't be offended by the foul language.
"Based on your reactions, I'm going to assume it was quite vulgar." Time sighs.
Ravio and Legend nod in sync, causing Time to sigh again.
"Was it offensive?" Is the next question that Time asks.
"It's fine." Legend goes to answer, but Time stops him. Legend has a very dirty mouth. So, while trusting the veteran's judgement, Time thinks it better if Ravio answered this one.
"It's not offensive." Ravio confirms.
Time sighs. Partial relief, partial resignation. He'll talk to Wind about the language later, but he *really* just wants to finish his tea and have a single day to be calm and relax.
"No more teaching the sailor curse words, got it?" Time instructs. He's met with a grumble of agreement from Legend and can faintly hear Ravio speaking, what Time assumes in Lorulean, in a slightly lecturing tone to Legend.
Time blocks it out. He's already done with this day and according to the clock, it's not even noon.
(Lorulean is French here because that's the only other language I'm semi-decent at, lol)
Thanks for taking the time to read my silly little brain's silly little creation, I appreciate it a lot! Have a good time zone!