i love one bfdi

kris they/it minor

[galaxygorl-does-stuff]

intro post because im bored :p

my strawpage. for easier viewing

hi!!! my name is kris :]

i use they/it pronouns

i am agender, aroace, berriromantic, and a buncha other stuff that's on my pronouns page (linked below)

im currently hyperfixated on object shows, especially inanimate insanity! feel free to talk to me about them i love rambling about characters :D

dni list

okay just kidding uhh actual dni: used to not have anything but im putting anti-endos on here. i don't like syscourse but i am friends with many endogenic systems and honestly a lotta anti-endos just seem like. miserable? and also generally rude. so yeah sorry i don't really tolerate people who hate my friends

i use a few sorting tags:

fandom-centric tags are the media name (or an acronym). plain and simple. you can find them in my featured tags area over by the search bar somewhere :]

non-fandom posts are tagged with #random stuff (occasionally)

polls are tagged with #poll (occasionally)

reblogs are tagged with #reblog

posts that have something to do with non-fandom related queer stuff are tagged with #queer (occasionally)

posts that have something to do with linguistics are tagged with #linguistics

original posts are tagged with #my posts

things i make (art, blinkies, writing, etc) are tagged with #things i made

asks are tagged with #asks

posts about object shows are tagged with #osc and whatever object show theyre from. i painstakingly edited a couple hundred posts for better sorting :p enjoy. stuff to do with the ii confessionlings and no object show in particular are tagged with #confessionling shenanigans unless said confessionling is related to atom society (in which case it'd be tagged with #atom society)

object shows with titles that have more than 2 words are tagged with an acronym (ex. #itft) (excluding a is for). object shows with only 2 words in the title are tagged with the full name (ex. #inanimate insanity)

hfjone is tagged with #hfjone and anything bfdi related is tagged with #bfdi saga. iii/iiiv content is also tagged with #inanimate insanity and EEE/THREEE content is also tagged with #excellent entities (but there's like two posts in that tag anyway so it doesn't really matter lol)

mephone3gs, looseleaf (evil paper), and poppy all have their own tags (#mephone3gs tag, #looseleaf tag, and #poppy tag respectively). so does firefile (cabby x candle, coined the name myself :]) (#firefile tag). salt and pepper have a tag (#saltpep tag) which was originally made for the ship but now also houses posts about each character seperately. it still mainly focuses on saltpep but it has some of my favorite posts about each character on their own. and magnet's there too now

i also have a series of shitposts tagged with #fun ii facts

reblogs are very appreciated!!! likes don't do anything on this platform, they're more for saving posts

i am always willing to chat with mutuals, and always happy to get an ask!! feel free to say shit to me idk

i edit images to make characters bald and am always happy to receive requests, they're a great time-waster. even though i rarely post about it. but uuh yeah feel free to send me pictures to baldify

that's about it :]

other accounts and stuff:

my ao3 (text is a link)

my pronouns page (text is a link)

my picsart account (text is a link)

i have discord but id rather not put it here where anyone can see it :p mutuals are free to dm/send in an ask for it tho

idk what else to put

wife

[creatingblackcharacters]

THE LONG-AWAITED WEBSITE!!!!

It's not perfect- Strawpage's design tools are... not great- but I did my best to bring you all a Tumblr-free transcription of all my lessons. This is probably the most labor-intensive thing I've done for this page (next to the character polls). Four months of blood, sweat, and tears... and now, she LIVES!!!!

Some Notes:

I created it with the intent of Desktop use, so Mobile might have some issues. If it's not working on your phone, try desktop.

Out of the multiple browsers tested (Firefox, Google, Edge, Brave, Safari), Firefox had some issues sporadically.

I'm still going to post lessons on here, first. This page is priority to me, and the website is more of an archive.

The fonts are normal past this opening page.

I will be adding a portion to send funds soon, if'n you are feeling kind and generous.

Thank you all for your patience while I worked on this. It was a labor of love and I hope that it shows. 🙏🏾 Happy scrolling!

[creatingblackcharacters]

Reminder that if you get sick of Tumblr but still want to create Black characters, I have a website 👍🏾

[here-by-chance]

im obsessed

[the-real-seebs]

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

[desolationlesbian]

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

[molabuddy]

i like how test tube is More distressed to see bfdia nickel than tennis ball is to see steve cobs

[molabuddy]

whats more startling: a very dead guy up and walking whos also evil and a murderer OR. your gay misogynist acquaintance from the parallel universe where hes a trans girl who says things like holy roly poly crawling in my guacamole

[copperscug]

dude finally someone else who sees bfdi nickel as transfem, girl literally tries to get break time after match says "every girl needs her break time!" and match doesnt discriminate against him she just says "break time is only for freesmarters." and also later nickel REALLLLLYYY wants to join freesmart, the famously girls only team. like, hmmmm.

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[dammmithardison]

16 years

[thswrtchdthng]

Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17

[lilliput-m4rch]

loss is now a legal adult

[aquazero]

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[zerowhy]

P r i d e f l a g d i v i d e r s

aroace

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acespec

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demisexual

demiromantic

aplatonic

xenogender

bigender

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queerplatonic

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like and reblog to use, more here !

[five-rivers]

Group of friends who are close because they all have the same superpower except no they don't.

[five-rivers]

As in, they all think the other ones have the same superpower as them, but, in fact, they do not.

[five-rivers]

For example:

Time traveler who always is running into these other people who seem to know what's going on or what will happen and is so happy he can finally share his travel stories.

Precognitive who is relieved he isn't the only one with the gift and who is glad to get help averting future disasters.

Mind reader with a horrible memory who tries to stay on top of things by skimming surface thoughts. You want to talk about next week's election results and how they changed the next decade? She's with you.

Totally normal guy who thinks the others have the absolute best bit ever and loves playing along.

[five-rivers]

They save the world at least twice without a single clue shared between the four of them.

[five-rivers]

It happens like this:

Mind Reader is standing in the middle of the park, sweating. They do not know why they're here, and obviously none of the people around them do, either. The truth is, they were on their way to the grocery store and got lost and then forgot. It happens.

But, then, they see Precog on a bench and Precog is thinking of them, because Precog had a vision of meeting Mind Reader here today. Of course, Mind Reader thinks, they were here to see their friend! They sit down next to Precog. Precog knows Mind Reader's name. Mind Reader can pick up Precog's name. They have a long and stimulating conversation, like they've known each other forever, courtesy of mind reading and future seeing. Precog assumes this is because Mind Reader also foresaw this. About halfway through, Precog starts finishing Mind Reader's sentences before they say them, and Mind Reader is picking up thoughts like 'it's wonderful to meet someone with the same abilities as me.'

They part ways with a promise to meet again for a coffee/rube-goldberg-esque prevention of a kidnapping.

.

Normal Guy is just walking home from a Revolutionary War reenactment. They see Time Traveler walking the same way, also dressed in old-timey clothes.

"Oh, hey," they say, "were you just at the battle of such and such?"

"Why, yes," says Time Traveler, "did you also come from [year]?"

"You could say that! Do you live around here?"

"I do, for the moment. We should get lunch sometime and talk about yesteryear!"

"Sounds like a plan!"

.

Precog encounters Time Traveler for the first time while breaking in to the corporate offices of a fabulously corrupt company. As in, they are both breaking in, and for the same reason. Thing is, Time Traveler has 'seen' Precog before! Precog thinks Time Traveler means 'seen' as in vision, but, nope!

Turns out that in the future, Precog foresees that Time Traveler needs some help with something similar, makes a lot of 'seeing the future' jokes that the Time Traveler misinterprets, and doesn't register that his old friend doesn't recognize him at all, because, hey, Mind Reader reacts to him in the same way whenever they meet up!

.

Of course, Time Traveler and Precog want to introduce their other powered friends... Normal Guy and Mind Reader will definitely get along! They have the same powers, after all!

[five-rivers]

Woke up in the middle of the night with another idea about this.

The antagonist knows they all have different powers. The antagonist does not know that they don't know that. This results in 90% of their plans failing.

[five-rivers]

For example:

Antagonist has set thing up so it appears that anyone attacking them directly will die horribly via special effects. Precog sees this, and tells the others. Time Traveler shrugs and charges anyway. The others can always go back and stop them, and this way they have more data! The attack goes through.

Antagonist gives a long "join me" speech to Regular Guy, expecting rejection, because they see them as a kindred evil genius. Regular Guy shrugs and says sure. Wanders off and "betrays" them halfway through a climactic battle because one of their pipes burst and they had to go home.

Antagonist sets things up so Precog and Mind Reader think they're going to do two different things by telling the henchpeople one thing and planning to do something else. They ask Time Traveler and Regular Guy to break the tie for them.

[five-rivers]

This is easily my most popular post, and people keep reblogging it, saying they'd like to read more of it but... they never reblog the part... that has an actual story snippet (ie this version of the post)...

[qqchurch]

[lesbianboyfriend]

[ID: tweet reading “that’s a great idea for a story. But have you considered they should all be girls?” /end ID]

[v01dfeathers]

clouds in the plane call that the amazing digital cirrus

[farmgf]

what the FUCK is going on right now. what is going on

[farmgf]

this post is so funny because it has over 10k notes and no context but all you have to do is look at the time stamp to know exactly what the context is

[virginsmokingonthefloor]

I have 3 sides

[lastoneout]

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

[i-wanna-be-cute]

Checked their account: turns out op is a fucking tumblr user themselves so????? Idk :/

[lastoneout]

[lastoneout]

which one of you motherfuckers reblogged this again

[fieldsandfurrets-deactivated202]

You did, my leige

[lastoneout]

No, that can’t be right.

[dizzy-9906]

You use Tumblr op

[lastoneout]

I don’t recall doing such a thing.

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[thepinkpestilence]

more people could identify as asexual/aromantic if they not only knew what that label is but also knew about how wide the spectrum could be. because not every ace/aro person feels the same way and even people who DO have a general idea on what it means, could still be like "yeah no i cant be possibly ace/aro because i feel/do this and that"

[galaxygorl-does-stuff]

need to watch more wizards with guns when i get home. thank you for introducing me to them toast instantpansies