just a normal guy

i love vegetable salad. yum

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oh okay

[aliceinmadnessland]

Chappell Roan could hit a paparazzi with her car and I still wouldn't give a fuck.

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Some Chappell Roan fanart from a year ago that i forgot to post

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me when i feel like my whole personality is just made up for a crowd that was never there 😂😂😂😂

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pov. when you have dementia and you forget what you were rea

pov. when you have dementia and rea

pov. when dementia

pov. dementia

po. dementia? i hardly know he

p. dementia

horse

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if im dead just let me drink some dr pepper and ill be fine

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Asking riddles on yasbm :D

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This is my magnum opus

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Damn batman's really pissed huh

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this is actually so poetic

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I think being human is overrated, honestly. I mean, two eyes? That's way too little. I need one at the back of my head. And don't get me started on tails

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I think that the best part about tumblr is that we get nothing from posting on here. everyone thinks we're extinct, meanwhile we're just writing in our public dairy, uselessly screaming into the void in hopes that someone feels the same way we do

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oh okay

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You know what? There IS a use crying over spilled milk. That was my favorite chocolate milk. I mean why did you spill it all over my computer. I don't want a chocolate-milk-computer

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I hate the fact that I forget to brush my teeth before going to bed. I mean why is it so hard??

No wait seriously why is it so hard. It shouldn't be that hard.

Do you need me to call an ambulance? No? You sure? Alright buddy. Sure. It should NOT be that hard, but if you insist

[despazito]

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod

[definitelynotareptile]

HELLO TUMBLR, WELCOME TO HOW TO FUNCTION WHEN YOU'RE OVERSTIMULATED:

1. Imagine a yummy treat. Imagine u eating a yummy treat

2. Do EXACTLY seven jumping jacks

3. Run in a circle for 19 minutes

4. Uhh take a nap

5. Drink some fairy water

6. Say: 'this is too much for a princess like me!' and walk away

7. Do a flip