clueless

23 . he/she bisexual thing. the creature

[galaxymooing]

i'm helen galaxymoo and this is my tumblr blog :] SOME THINGS ABOUT ME: - i'm 23

- i use he/him primarily

- i'm a white genderqueer bisexual thing

- i'm an artist and writer and most of my stuff is based on my fantroll story or the cat roleplay im in. if you only want art, i rb things to @galaxymooart

- my wife is @kassander :)

- i made that kin onion format you might see floating around sometimes

- my fursona is a cow shapeshifter thing and hes pink

SOME STUFF TO EXPECT HERE: - untagged dick jokes (particularly explicit things are tagged)

- paleontology stuff (under #bones)

- fandom content (i dont really have any "main fandoms" but i pretty consistently rb dungeon meshi, warrior cats, and ace attorney stuff here the most)

- stuff about my ocs if im feeling crasy

- generally reblog oriented, when i do talk it's under #stomping SOME COOL LINKS: - my carrd is here and it has fun links and info

- this is my toyhouse account where you can see my ocs

- if you want to give me money here's my ko-fi

^ check out this gir

[galaxymooing]

guy who remembered i can use tumblr again as long as im on campus and i logged in YAAAYYYYYY (i just want to be able to rb shit to my oc blogs again)

[notedchampagne]

doodles while on vc

(ocs on the right belong to ^ this guy @galaxymooing )

[horsefigureoftheday]

Horse colors are easy. For example, the left horse is flaxen liver chestnut and the right horse is silver dapple

Left is mealy and right is pangaré

Left is flaxen chestnut and right is dark palomino

Left is perlino and right is amber champagne

Left is dun and right is buckskin

Like I said, easy!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[asskylosaurus]

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

[geeoharee]

Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.

[sacred-portal]

[despazito]

I finished him up now he lives with my mom.

Needle felt memorial sculpture of my dog

Wire armature, sheep's roving base, carded dog wool and sheep's wool, thread

[throathole]

You idiot…………… You just fed that american a Slutburger.

[throathole]

[memewhore]

[lastoneout]

Calling that whole entire fucking Jamón Ibérico leg that goes for, according to the Costco website, $650 just "Costco ham" is the funniest thing I've ever fucking seen. They teach entire classes just on how to cut and serve one of these things correctly. It's some of the most expensive, top tier cured meat in the entire goddamn world, and if this is from Costco then it's also black label jamón ibérico de bellota which is the highest grade version. It can only be made in Spain or Portugal out of specific breed of pig(and for black label it has to be 100% purebreed, too) that is raised free-range and, during the last part of it's life, fed a diet exclusively of acorns. This is like calling a good cut of wagyu beef you got at the supermarket "Safeway steak" like. You're not WRONG but also HUH?????

[meoware]

My favorite Car Seat Headrest Genius annotation probably ever.

[berensreverie]

Stronger Together!!

[tall]

Has science gone too far

[echo-heo]

couldnt find the source but heres more of these. chinese zodiac

[beardedmrbean]

[dynasoar5]

a drawing inspired by some of the first furry art i saw on the computer, 25 years ago or so, which was dinosaurs in bikinis playing golf

[tickfleato]

tubi is an incredible streaming platform you'll go on there and they have like, classic who, and blue velvet, and a fuck ton of silent films, and columbo, and the donnie darko directors cut. And then they also have ants on a plane. Folks they have the hit movie ants on a plane

[tickfleato]

they have nightbreed. They also have airplane vs volcano, a movie im quite sure just spawned into existence when someone typed the right search criteria into tubi

[tickfleato]

they have 5 different versions of carnival of souls, for some reason

[couldtheyworkretail]

the OC of the person reading this

Could Your OC from Your Brain work a retail job?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 21, 2025

this is a very fun idea actually! I encourage people to reblog with an explanation as to why/why not

[woolenpatchwork]

Types!

I've been taking a lot of buses visiting a friend in sweaty heat, so this is slightly inspired off of that-