[id: a collection of drawings of paige, a gnomish woman with light skin, reddish-brown hair, and brown eyes. she wears a pink button up with short, slightly poofy sleeves, and, when they’re visible, a black skirt, pink socks, and black dress shoes.
starting at the top left and working our way across, the first drawing is from the waist up. she’s shrugging, hands lifted in front of her, with eyes closed. she’s grinning just a bit as she says, in a speech bubble floating next to her, “anything for the kids!”
next is a full-body drawing of her sitting, legs crossed. she’s resting her chin on her hands and smiling mischievously as she looks up and to the left. little bright pink hearts float around her face.
the third drawing is another waist-up drawing, just of her smiling confusedly at something in front of her. her mouth is making the kitty mouth shape, and she’s got question marks floating next to her.
at the bottom left, there’s a drawing of her swinging an oversized axe at a horribly goopy eye monster. the monster appears to be forming a sort of wall that is cut off by the edge of the image, and has lots of eyes of various sizes, all trained on her. paige is swinging the axe two-handed over her head, and her face is obscured by her arm.
the final drawing is from the chest up. she’s smiling almost evilly, her eyes glowing a bright blue color as she looks at something down and to the viewer’s left. one of her eyes is partially obscured by her hair, hanging down in front of her face. a dark cloud swirls around her, with what looks like electric blue lightning crackling along them.
the background is just a basic blue gradient. /end id]
local kindergarten teacher goes fucking ham