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some of y’all didn’t have to not speak in your native language abroad because your mom was scared people might assault you and it shows

whyshedisappeared

ginandweas

I can’t believe we live in a twisted world where Taylor Swift releases a song she wrote about her Joe Jonas break up from 2008, for the first time, in 2021, only to be told it slaps by his current wife

brandnewdress

fear first, headless

evilchrispine

ekho-ekho-ekho

I arrive at the Suez Canal

Cargo: loaded

Dick: doodled

Boat: horizontal

Despite the best efforts of the international community, I cannot be forcibly removed from the Suez Canal.

itoldyouthings

THE SECRET MESSAGE... suddenly i’m 15 again with my pen and paper on my bedroom floor trying to decipher!!!!!! i’m gonna cry!!!!!!!

duyu-nim

Native english speakers will never know the joy of purposely talking terrible english in your native accent

spendsmychange

“fuck you my child is completely fine”

your child can name every taylor swift song by hearing the first two seconds of it

alisonzai

Wanted to open an Instagram for art then remembered i need to actually draw. absolutely disgusting

Yuh so what does horse devours or whatever even means

rat-femurs

in grade 6 and every time we had a movie day or class party id ask my mom for a can of doctor pepper but i had to keep it in my backpack and it always got shaken up and would explode when i opened it bcus we all know dr pepper has much more chaos inside the can than any other soda and anyways my whole class instinctively knew every time that my doctor pepper would explode and we'd have to pause the movie and clean it up and id usually be covered in dr pepper for the rest of the day and be super embarrassed and this happened to me about twelve times throughout the year. you might be wondering why i couldnt keep my dr pepper in my locker until we watched the movie and its because i didnt have a locker in grade six after i left a piece of pumpkin pie that my teacher gave me in there for a month and it rotted and molded so bad and there were maggots everywhere so one day i locked the locker and refused to open it ever again so for a whole year i carried all my stuff around because i was afraid to go to admin and tell them about my maggot pie because someone started a rumor that if the principle figured out you did something bad she would lock you down in the basement storage room that was infamous for having a giant rat that lived inside of it and i was afraid of rats after seeing ratatouille because i thought a rat might climb inside my hair and start controlling me and force me to do things i didnt want to do like make soup