what;s up

32 they/she nyc

[bumpdungus]

good afternoon

[lovertm]

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[homeboygirl]

can i get a moment of peace

[sabertoothwalrus]

aughhhhh my head hurtds #mygrain

[bumpdungus]

honey bustard pickled sea fuck meal

from mcdonalds?

[regal-bones]

Holy ground

[regal-bones]

guys I went back to recreate this and. It’s gone.

Pour one out for butt dyke house

[pride-knightess]

I'll hold a vigil in its honour

[grahamkennedy-deactivated202411]

Scrolled down the MF DOOM tag trying to find the mac and cheese image and I couldn't so anyway here it is literally one of my favourite images of all time

[mcflurry-of-dancing-flames]

very important that you include MF DOOM's Villainous Mac and Cheese Recipe alongside this image

[threedollarsdotcom]

the Los Angeles Ants have signed ants to a 10 year 1000000000 crumb contract

[squirrel--boy]

Damn, what does Los Angeles get?

[threedollarsdotcom]

ants

[unalivejournal]

Reddit post: Hey I'm thinking about pursuing this career does anyone have any advice for my path?

Comments: This job is hell my life is hell don't do it. I wake up every morning for work and hold a gun to my head while doing deep breathing exercises. Find a time machine and go back to 1979 if you even want a chance of getting a position. Prepare to move 5000 miles away. You will be paid one penny per hour for the first 15 years and your days will be 12 hours long at minimum. Being dead is better than doing this profession

[berlynn-wohl]

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[crazy-brazilian]

[dogpuppy]

[wumblr]

mitch mcconnell has been dead inside ever since his sister in law drowned drunk in her tesla as a result of his wife's tenure at the department of transportation (elaine chao nixed a legal requirement to have window breaking tools in every car, which would not have saved her sister from tesla super glass unless the regulation was stringent enough to also require breakable glass). and he's been braindead for over eighty years. but i think they should keep his shambling husk of a corpse alive forever. as a warning. and because i cannot afford champagne at this time

[manuciruja]

I think it's insane that even in the most leftist and "progressive" spaces the idea of equating morality with looks is alive and present and no one fucking bats an eye at it. like racists and mysoginysts are always portrayed as fat and hairy and generally unkept, as a contrast to the morally good and attractive leftists of course; people will have no problem being genuinely fucking awful about someone's appearance if they're deemed to be a "bad person". and the worst part is you point all of this out and people act like you're reading too much into things like no dude you gotta start using your brain more

[contextfreepatentart]

[blackpyrefly]

Pov johnny cash force fems you

and you could have it all, my empire of dirt

you will be a girl. you will wear a skirt