what;s up

31 they/she nyc/li

[bumpdungus]

good afternoon

[februarytrash]

[milksockets]

leg show magazine august 1996

[3liza]

they shoot, horses, dont they

[averyterrible]

taylor st. claire: they shoot, horses, dont they

horses: yeah, lol

[manimarco]

i omitted “bone empress” and “shadowy marchioness of bones” bc gideon doesn’t technically SAY them…

bonus:

[kallistoi]

[image text: “I came prepared, my sweet”

“I am your creature, gloom mistress. I serve you with fidelity as big as a mountain, penumbral lady.”

“I am your sworn sword, night boss.”

“Surprise, my tenebrous overlord!”

“But she said, ‘As you wish, my lamentable queen,’ and ducked out the Imaging door.”

“‘Thanks for backing me up, my midnight hagette,’ said Gideon, placing her back down.”

“I appreciate it, my crepuscular queen.”

“I said saddle  up, sunshine.”

“See you on the flip side, sugarlips.”

“‘Whenever you’re ready,’ I said. ‘Don’t worry, honey. I’ll keep the home fires burning.’”

“‘And you had better stop it with all this twilit princess garbage,’ said Harrow, ‘because I may start to enjoy it.’”]

[identitty-dickruption]

cannot stop saying “call me richard the way I’m the third”. I’m not even a third anything. can someone more appropriate take this curse from me

[kr1g]

I think about this tweet every single day

[flikkerij]

i will do ANYTHING but work on my essay apparently

[semutamusic]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

This is really clever. I wonder how long it took her to find all of these.

[catdotwav]

for folks concerned its AI, i'm pleased to report its not only legit, she has a whole ass burger coord to go with it and its delightful

check out more of her work on her reddit !!

[anyboli]

This page from one of my history books looks like a lesbian utopia.

Source: Reclaiming Lost Ground by Neale McGoldrick & Margaret Crocco

[anyboli]

Very similar vibes - this 1899 illustration from Puck of butchy (for the time) lesbians looking like the coolest, hottest women to ever walk the earth

[freakoutgirl]

is it normal to want to cry at this image

[fwizard]

I’m getting threatening scam emails from author john green

[e--mail]

anybody else a big ol dyke 😌

[damazcuz]

FUCK ALLLL EMPLOMYMENT

[gumi-megpoidd]

dont diss her onion shirt!!

[triptrippy]

the thing that i think MOST accurately resonates w/ jjba is when ur a little kid and ur on the elementary school playground and u larp with the other little children and someone is like “i shot you youre dead” and then ur like “but i was wearing a bullet proof vest!!!” and theyre like “well i shot u in the head with my special diamond bullets that also hit ur chest and u died” and ur like “but i was an alien the entire time and diamond bullets dont affect me” and so it goes until u get tired and go in for snack time

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[doublelp]