Born to Run

I could either purchase a new heater or a karaoke machine… and really, the karaoke machine was much cheaper.

God Bless America. You made the right choice.

OH MY GOD I MEANT CALLIE, CALLIE BACK, BUT MY OFFER TO HUG IS WITHSTANDING.

You're really excited and just confusing yourself, calm down, Mommy.

GALE'S BACK I WANNA SCREAM WITH JOY AND HUG THE GIANT PUP NAMED GALE.

You better remember you said that. I will shove them into your mouth and force you to chew and swallow them if I have to. You know I’m not bluffing either. I had to go, okay? Going on vacation is not betrayal.

#every time you tag gale #i'm like what #like i expect you to tell me something about him #i'm not used to you #being ORGANIZED #ugh we're so loving today #DOES THIS MEAN #I CAN START WRITING #~MEMORIES~#HEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEH

Wow, and you're still as violent and threatening as ever. I would've thought you'd be much more peaceful and willing to surrender considering where you were. Did you have fun at least? Did you bring me gifts?

Gay-elle, you can’t confuse a cracker fish and a gummy fish. Do you think I’m dense? The answer better be no. There are orange Swedish Fish and they are vile and they are disgusting. Which is why I’m going to make you eat them.

#heheh ;)#you flatter me so #i always want to hear from you duh #i missed you #gale missed callie #i'm emotional

Of course not. You're the exact opposite of dense. What? No, I don't want them. I hardly like the regular ones, you know this. Or you did. Before you betrayed me and left the country.

A man on the bus just told me that he's added me to his 'to-do list.'

Bodacious? What does that mean? I know Cowabunga, though! The talking turtles and the pizza, they always say that! Well, as a personal specialty, yes - I’m a world-class baker, or so I tell myself whenever I put a bit too much sugar in the mix. Really, I just ramble and toss ingredients together and somehow, sweets come out of it!

#idk why we pretend #as if this wont just lead #to a threesome #:)#lautindsey #wait #i put lindsey at the beginning and the end #i messed that up #lamantumn #that sounds like #metal #'yes you see #the ship was built out of #pure lamantumn'#what am i doing

It means awesome. Excellent. All that good stuff. I'm not sure of the dictionary definition though. Or if it's even in the dictionary. Oh my god, yes. You know who the Ninja Turtles are. Basically this conversation is going to lead to me doubting your baking abilities so you feel inclined to whip up a cake solely to prove me wrong. Which I imagine will be delicious, but I'm too tired to actually go through with that whole thing. Can I have a cake?

You’re the ultimate worst. There is nothing I hate in this world more than you. Besides orange Swedish Fish.

#half of your bod #is boob #you called me last night #clearly you want me ;)#i am on your mind #even when you are #well you know what you were up to #anyone else reading these tags #probs thinks like #i mean sex #do i #do i not #heheh

Liar. I didn't even know orange Swedish Fish were a thing. Are you sure you're not just talking about goldfish?

basicbitchwrites

In a pinch, eyelash curlers make a perfectly adequate bottle opener.

basicbitchwrites

Well I find that exceeding difficult to believe when you have such charming lashes! I suppose some people are just born pretty, aren’t they?

Thank you? I have no idea what to even say to any of that.

reina--silvestri

In this world only winter is certain.

reina--silvestri

It isn’t. There is death and romance and scandals and all sorts of things, and okay it might have a dragon or two, but it is so much more than that!

Hasn’t Cassie made you watch the show yet?

You're so cute whenever this is brought up. You get so into it. You identify with Khalessi, don't you? That's her name right? I don't know. I tried.

She has, and usually I don't know what's even going on half of the time. Someone always dies. I think they killed a dog once, which is not okay.

You know I’m not one to be dramatic, Gay-elle— Come here. You know I missed you.

#YOU WATCHED WITHOUT ME #RUDE #i do love your tags #i feel like i'm going to have to fight for you #because amanda is gonna try and steal you #and she is so charming #and creamy #dont make me work for it

Yeah, I know. I just wanted to make you say it.

A man on the bus just told me that he's added me to his 'to-do list.'

Well, you guys do have ‘mister’ which is roughly about the same thing… you also have ‘haberdashery’ and ‘persnickety’, which are all really interesting words, so it levels out, yes? We’ve got pastries, Captain, think about that!