Part-Time Mother Full-Time Wineaholic

There’s a fine line and I am it

[galionmemebutler]

For my final trick I will become a tree.

[growingingreenwood]

Galion, drunk but trying his best: Excuse me, my good bitch, but what seems to be the fuck?

[its-not-called-an-arrow-thrower]

I’m not usually fond of posting pictures of myself but my cosplay turned out so well I wanted to share. I made Lalaith Alassindiel up two years ago based on asks I was sending as an Anon called “Lally”. She’s so dear to my heart now 💙

[the-archives-of-memery]

Just wanted to say I appreciate the people who encouraged me to make this meme account, it’s really sharpened my photo editing skills even though I use a program barely better than paint haha. But seriously thank you so much @lyra-mirkwood-meme-elf @thranduilmemeking @galionmemebutler

To the friends I’ve made since who laugh and see my memes before any others @manyandmanyayearago @silvercrownedgift @inakingdombythesea thank you kindly for your time these last few months. I’ve really come to value your friendship in this last while. Hopefully my memes will continue to entertain for sometime to come 

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[galionmemebutler]

💝🌹🍫🌿 -your iel

Thank you Iel!

adds the plants to his outfit and presents a box of wine infused chocolate covered strawberries

I, too, have gift

[the-archives-of-memery]

Public Service Announcement

 💙💙 Please remember that Elrond is A Bird 💙💙

[insomniac-arrest]

Valentine’s day is NOT a day for lovers, couples, or people in relationships. Valentine’s day is exclusively for elementary school students who each buy their entire class cute little cards with cartoon characters on them, messily scrawl their classmates names there as an act of love, and give them a tiny little candy packet.

that is the height of the holiday.

[galionmemebutler]

🌿🌼🍃🍂🌸🌳🍁🌻🍄🌲🌷

bundles all of them in his cloak

Yes, I will be taking all of these.

[galionmemebutler]

Answering TikTok questions part 1 (because there seems to be some confusion):

1. Hisses

2. Only fellow trash pandas can

3. they’re 🥺👉👈🌱 raccoons

4. Do I LOOK LIKE I have?!

5. Clearly I am

6. Only basic ones

7. That’s a secret i’ll never tell💋✌️

8. I prefer a wind delivered paper airplane note

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJSAGKvU/

garetallen on TikTok

I’m out here getting answers. #raccoons #questions #questionsforgirls #questionsforguys

[the-archives-of-memery]

[growingingreenwood]

Elrond to Thranduil at a Greenwood Celebration: Shouldn't you keep a closer eye on the children?

Thranduil, confused: But why?

Elrond: You know, so they don't drink too-

Elrond, seeing Galion holding Legolas legs up so he can do an elvish Keg stand: ......Nevermind.

[galionmemebutler]

Galion, I am making a new law. Since I think I can do that? It is illegal to eat books under punishment of library banishment and hefty fines

You absolutely have law making power but more importantly

WHAT THE FUCK WHY

IS THIS NECESSARY

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

Apparently some people delight in eating priceless books. ALL books are priceless.

I will not allow this atrocity. Prepare to be piled in debt, book eaters.

[galionmemebutler]

I thought people knew that you can’t literally absorb information. Why are the poor innocent books being accosted

I will stand with you. The paper pushers shall now become the debt pushers

[galionmemebutler]

Galion, I am making a new law. Since I think I can do that? It is illegal to eat books under punishment of library banishment and hefty fines

You absolutely have law making power but more importantly

WHAT THE FUCK WHY

IS THIS NECESSARY

[galionmemebutler]

Did you know:

You can start clapping but only once.

[gargarden]

I do not scream because of

✨emotion✨

I scream because I

CAN

and

W A N T

[galionmemebutler]

*Boops*

wrinkles his nose

Why

[eldarion-son-of-memes]

Hmm, curious 🤔

I think we’ve been looking at the wrong elf...

@thranduilmemeking

[thranduilmemeking]

There has obviously been a mistake.

[galionmemebutler]

My wife is clearly a cat