Head Librarian and Head of Finances

Lally, otherwise known as Lalaith. Scholar, librarian, and Generally Confused most of the time.                                                  

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

Books I found within the library of which relate to certain people!

[erestor-the-meme-librarian]

*opens book and licks its pages*

*grabs the book and hurls the anon from the library with as much strength as he can muster*

It is time for the ultimate library lockdown.

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

Is mortified

Licking.. licking a book?? 

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

*hands you your notes*

Is surprised

Ah yes, the draft of my thesis on Mirkwood culture! Many thanks, anon!

Mirkwood inhabitants have many strange habits.. 

[growingingreenwood]

Elrond to Thranduil at a Greenwood Celebration: Shouldn't you keep a closer eye on the children?

Thranduil, confused: But why?

Elrond: You know, so they don't drink too-

Elrond, seeing Galion holding Legolas legs up so he can do an elvish Keg stand: ......Nevermind.

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

*Sprinkling salt onto a book*

NO!!!!!

WHY MUST YOU DO THIS?

Grabs book, shoves anon out of the library and hides under her desk with the book, dusting the salt off

[erestor-the-meme-librarian]

SALT ON THE BOOKS?! THE TRAVESTY!

Lalaith, we must have a meeting of the Union of Librarians Besieged By Book-Hating Morons as soon as possible to discuss our strategy against such barbarians.

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

THIS IS A CALAMITY 

;_;  We must gather our allies and move swiftly, I know not if the barred doors will keep these savages out. The books must be safeguarded from harm at any cost. 

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

*Sprinkling salt onto a book*

NO!!!!!

WHY MUST YOU DO THIS?

Grabs book, shoves anon out of the library and hides under her desk with the book, dusting the salt off

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

The Mirkwood Library is Closed Until Further Notice

You will not be having my books as snacks

[elwen-maiden-of-memes]

Oh dear

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

Elwen! May I send you some of my rarer tomes for safe keeping for a time? I fear they might be in danger of becoming a midnight snack. 

[elwen-maiden-of-memes]

Oh of course! I shall keep them with my most precious collection,

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

You have my utmost gratitude! There are many tomes from Menegroth here that I would be devastated to lose 

[elwen-maiden-of-memes]

Oh I understand that, I will keep them safe and return them to you when you wish it

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

I will package them carefully and have them sent to Imladris. Under the cover of night and of the utmost secrecy. I cannot have Meludir finding out about this..

Thank you, so much once again! 

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

The Mirkwood Library is Closed Until Further Notice

You will not be having my books as snacks

[elwen-maiden-of-memes]

Oh dear

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

Elwen! May I send you some of my rarer tomes for safe keeping for a time? I fear they might be in danger of becoming a midnight snack. 

[elwen-maiden-of-memes]

Oh of course! I shall keep them with my most precious collection,

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

You have my utmost gratitude! There are many tomes from Menegroth here that I would be devastated to lose 

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

The Mirkwood Library is Closed Until Further Notice

You will not be having my books as snacks

[elwen-maiden-of-memes]

Oh dear

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

Elwen! May I send you some of my rarer tomes for safe keeping for a time? I fear they might be in danger of becoming a midnight snack. 

[galionmemebutler]

Galion, I am making a new law. Since I think I can do that? It is illegal to eat books under punishment of library banishment and hefty fines

You absolutely have law making power but more importantly

WHAT THE FUCK WHY

IS THIS NECESSARY

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

Apparently some people delight in eating priceless books. ALL books are priceless.

I will not allow this atrocity. Prepare to be piled in debt, book eaters.

[galionmemebutler]

I thought people knew that you can’t literally absorb information. Why are the poor innocent books being accosted

I will stand with you. The paper pushers shall now become the debt pushers

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

My banishment notice to the guilty party was devoured ;_; I know only that the library will be closed until justice is served.

A new age has come. The Age of the Paper Pushers

[galionmemebutler]

Galion, I am making a new law. Since I think I can do that? It is illegal to eat books under punishment of library banishment and hefty fines

You absolutely have law making power but more importantly

WHAT THE FUCK WHY

IS THIS NECESSARY

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

Apparently some people delight in eating priceless books. ALL books are priceless.

I will not allow this atrocity. Prepare to be piled in debt, book eaters.

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

The Mirkwood Library is Closed Until Further Notice

You will not be having my books as snacks

[celememerian]

…your position in Imladris is always open

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

is visibly stressed

I had to pull a book out of someones mouth today! 

[celememerian]

Oh dear.

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

I cannot go back to Imladris and abandon the books to such a terrible fate ;_;

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

Important Memo:

Do not eat books. 

Please, I beg of you. Do not eat books. 

There are other ways to obtain knowledge. Or even paper & ink to eat. I will personally write letters for people to consume so long as the books are spared 

[linwe-the-memeling]

???????

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

Do not worry, Linwe. I will protect the books. 

[linwe-the-memeling]

Protect the books! especially the books on everything!

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

Very quietly

Save the Books

[linwe-the-memeling]

Very loudly

SAVE THE BOOKS!

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

Gives a respectful nod to Linwe

@erestor-the-meme-librarian  I believe it is time to unionize

[erestor-the-meme-librarian]

Indeed, my dear. The Union of Librarians Besieged By Book-Hating Morons shall be founded today. Its Purpose:

SAVE THE BOOKS

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

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[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

The Mirkwood Library is Closed Until Further Notice

You will not be having my books as snacks

[celememerian]

…your position in Imladris is always open

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

is visibly stressed

I had to pull a book out of someones mouth today! 

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

The Mirkwood Library is Closed Until Further Notice

You will not be having my books as snacks

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

📚 📚 📚 📚 📚 📚 📚

Suspiciously gathers up books and hides them in her desk to prevent people from devouring them

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

Important Memo:

Do not eat books. 

Please, I beg of you. Do not eat books. 

There are other ways to obtain knowledge. Or even paper & ink to eat. I will personally write letters for people to consume so long as the books are spared 

[meludir-meme-of-mirkwood]

But what else am I supposed to eat???

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

Undignified squeak

Have you been eating books, Meludir? 

[meludir-meme-of-mirkwood]

Yes???? Isn’t that what they’re there for??

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

What do you mean?? There is a kitchen for food! The library is for learning! Books are not food!!

[meludir-meme-of-mirkwood]

Books are food! I’ve been eating them for like a hundred years

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

Shrieks

HOW DARE

[meludir-meme-of-mirkwood]

Why are you so upset???? You can eat the books too!

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

You want me to eat books?? You would suggest that I should ingest that which I have dedicated my life to??

[meludir-meme-of-mirkwood]

Well, yes????

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

Quickly ushers Meludir out of the library and puts a sticky note on his forehead saying “Indefinitely Banished from the Library of Mirkwood” with a frowny face drawn on the side. 

[meludir-meme-of-mirkwood]

Looks up at the sticky note

Eats the sticky note

[la-lally-the-meme-understudy]

Squeaks in rage and slams the library door shut, barring the door