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You guys are questioning whether or not this stuff is true but Trinity's entry literally says "vapid" and "immature" which are two very true statements. Which means that the entire Burn Book is correct just because of this one entry

damn, these are fighting words. what’re you doing in my inbox ? sounds like you’ve got beef with @trinibarra to take care of. 

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all of these mafia children walking around is really hurting the gallagher name no lie

i think gallagher is hurting the gallagher name at this point, baby...

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ik we knew that Caden is a m*rderer before the book but like... every time I’m reminded, he just gets hotter!!!

i personally think we as a school have been giving caden way too much credit for mary’s hard work, but sweetie, i’ll tell you : been there, done that, and you’re not missing out. ( @cadenlucca ) 

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bets on when big sutts getting fired?

i’m working on it. 

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whoever created this is bigger and better than regina george!!! because omg!!!! how!!!!

i don’t reveal my sources, but i have to agree with you. that shit’s a masterpiece. 

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there's no way in hell we've only had TWO pregnancy scandals. like come on gallagher!!!

well, that we know about. say what you will, but apparently everyone’s pretty good at wrapping it up...not counting jae, i guess. yikes. ( @oofjaemin )

[gallaghergossip]

i heard that the people not included in the book were left out bc their secrets were too awful to even post...

are you suggesting that i censored some of the entries ? well. that’s one secret i’ll never tell. xoxo. 

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tbh where's the juicy gossip in this burn book. i don't care who murdered who. tell me who's cheating on who

everyone at gallagher is surprisingly loyal for a bunch of backstabbers and killers, but hey, it’s good to see that we draw the line somewhere. 

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NOT CHARLIE TELLING HIS BROTHER'S EX THAT HIS BROTHER DIED!!!! THIS IS COMEDY WHAT

i know, i’m like, should i add charlie to my list of murderers ? because that had me DYING. ( @chrlseatn ) 

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okay but out of everyone, i feel bad for ria!! her secret is just so shitty omg

cry me a river, even if she’s been genetically engineered to be a bitch, she’s still a bitch. ( @riaflicke ) 

[gallaghergossip]

stacy please fmk all the murderers in gallagher

i’m counting accomplices because i don’t know where to draw the line. 

f: emir, claire, and caden are hot but i can’t see them settling down with me, i’m realistic  ( @emiryilmaz, @ofclaires, @cadenlucca )

m: drew, asher, jas, and mary are honestly all valid and marriage material ( @drewsleung, @asher-west, @swiiftbladcs, @jas-michaud )

k: zane and landon because they’re kind of acting like they want to be put out of their misery rn. ( @zanecosh, @specdracers )

[gallaghergossip]

so. .daddy drew...is he hotter now that he's also a murderer or nah

he literally killed his baby momma’s murderer, get you a man that would do this for you...i didn’t think he could get hotter, but he definitely did. @drewsleung, my dms are open. 

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Was really hoping to see an entry about Raina being a murderer :/.... disappointment

was there really not enough murder for you ?!!?!?!? ( @rainafms )

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looks like our first daughter and second son have some secrets of their own.... is this who yall voted for

HERE’S HOW BERNIE CAN STILL WIN...

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tbh go elliot for swindling the rich!!!! get that check sis!!!

i know, her bestie caden better watch his back...or check his bank account, wouldn’t be surprised if she’s been scamming his ass. ( @thrill-cfthechase, @cadenlucca ) 

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i know big sutt is fuming because of this, i just know it HAHAHA

i know, word on the street is that she’s actually trying to take me down #freestacy

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i havent seen much of landon and zane, i guess this means that they really did k word cyrus

i agree, they’ve been acting super sus since the book dropped, and i remember both of them acting weird last december too. there’s just no such thing as coincidence, babes. ( @specdracers, @zanecosh )