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Galleavefrey

Rassilon is the sort of guy who would manipulate the media to feed off people’s latent xenophobia to make them vote out of the solar system, while having a full understanding they will be very negatively impacted by it, but that’s OK because he’s now got a career boost and the government is in turmoil.

#my god brexit is gonna be shit #I can only joke about it now #or else I am too terrified

GALLIFREYANS UNITE AGAINST LORD DOUCHILON

Rassilon is great

No one ever

Rassilon killed my dog set my house on fire and cursed my family

Rassilon is the sort of guy who if he were a video game boss, you’d defeat him and he’d turn into a furry that you would have to defeat again.

theheroheart

Cardinal Rassilon believes humanian life - the basic physical form exemplified by Gallifreyans - to be the only essential form of life. He rationalises that for the universe to continue existing beyond the 10'000 millennia indicated previously, the unnamed creatures should be destroyed. All life not conforming to Gallifreyan standard should be destroyed. To this end, Cardinal Rassilon researched life on 278'000 planets. Of those, 69'000 contained sentient life. To those Cardinal Rassilon sent, via manipulation of the space-time vortex, a self-eradicating set of biogenic molecules with enough power to rearrange the cellular structure of each planet’s dominant life-form, so it would take on Gallifreyan physiology and would continue to evolve along those lines. All other lifeforms will become extinct within 6'000 spans.

“Zagreus”, Big Finish Productions - Doctor Who

Really though, if you ever wondered about the in-universe reason for why so many aliens look humanoid, this is why.

(via livchenka)