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That cut was completely horrifying

I’m not over this review of a self groomer for a three legged cat. Look at him. He hasn’t been able scratch his left side by himself since he lost his leg but now he can and he is living life the fullest. That is the face of a cat who has finally scratched an itch.

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sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

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In high school I used to "break" the computers in class by taking a screenshot of the desktop, setting the desktop background as the screenshot, deleting all the icons then hiding/locking the task bar.

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No offence but are you the devil?

“hi I’m Denice, your new coworker :)”

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hey guys i just made my first meme, what do you think :)

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One time, I had a dream that I was making peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, and most of them were the regular measurements in cups and stuff. But at the end of the recipe, instead of saying “2.5 cups of chocolate chips” it said “627 chocolate chips.”

So when I woke up, I made some peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. And instead of measuring out chocolate chips, I counted them (and suffered a lot of odd looks from my family for it).

Well, it turns out that 627 chocolate chips is the amount that the recipe called for (2.5 cups). Not only that, but 627 was the exact amount of chocolate chips that we had left in the house.